Welcome back friends to another shit-fest that is a Cougar thread! Today we will be taking a look at some member sigs and then providing a critique or "first thing that comes to mind" when we see these sigs.
We've all seen them, the bikini clad models with the number of people so and so killed right below her shitter, or the completely random image with a name next to it, or even the overused and played out joke that was cool 10 years ago, but is just kind of sad now. I bet your thinking to yourself, "My sig is the coolest and everyone else is runner up to my ace sig!". Thing again....no one is safe...no one, not even me (but then again, I make sigs with 400 lb black women in hotel rooms with the caption "Baby I wanna sex you" in mine, so who am I to talk..).
A now I present to you...
THE SIGS OF BF2s.COM
It's all in fun people, don't get pissy with me. I tried to take these from people who can take a joke.
King County Downy
Actually, no...we aren't. Also, Rodney Dangerfield is dead, so to have a sig that has him saying "We are going to get laid." implies that you want to have an orgy with a dead guy. MMmmmm. Most people on this site are in their pre-teens and couldn't get laid if they had a $100 bill tied to the end of their dick.
the_heart_attack
....and the man in the sig seemed to say "OMG HOW DID I END UP ON THIS DOUCHE BAG"S SIGNATURE!!!"
tupla_s
You remember when your Mom used to tell you not to do drugs? Acid in particular? She was trying to avoid having you make something like this in the immediate future. The kind of drugs that invoke you into adding a hippo and a small dog (or whatever the hell it is) into a BF2 screenshot of a man running down a street, are the kind of drugs you don't just find on the street. You really gotta look for them.
Silver_Inc*
Never. Been. Laid.
Cyborg_Ninja
MMMmmmmmMMmmm. The images of chaffing that are running through my mind right now are particularly painful. Nothing I would love more than a pile of sand in my dick-hole and a ninja woman telling me to go down or die. Of course, if you were a real Ninja, you would have no problem with this because your suit would protect your weenie and you could kill her first.
Then have sex with her.
^*AlphA*^
Probably the only BF2s member that can brag about how he was the main reason The Netherlands comprised and put into law a new Anti-Stalker bill. At least he is still abiding by the restraining order...sort of.
P.S. Psst, prostitution is legal there. Take advantage of that.
Sarrk
SPLAT!
Mooserider
I don't know what kind of Bar's you hang out in but I tend to stay away from the one's that have bald hitmen holding guns and puddles of blood on the floor. Those are usually sausage fests.
Also, WRONG GAME
Polarbearz
First off...Polarbearz with an Altitude? You mean...Attitude right? Insinuating that a Polarbear can fit into a cockpit......actually I'm sorry....POLARBEARZ (plural), that explains the F-15 two seater bomber. I get it.
Note To Self: Beware of falling Polar Bears from F-15's in Iran. The cute and cuddly outside is just a ruse for the ugly and hideous inside of porn, drugs and negative karma.
That's all for today, feel free to critique your own sigs and remember, if your sig showed up here don't have a coronary it's all fun and games. Actually on second thought, if you don't like it then shoot yourself in the face with a shotgun and get over it.
Coug Out.
We've all seen them, the bikini clad models with the number of people so and so killed right below her shitter, or the completely random image with a name next to it, or even the overused and played out joke that was cool 10 years ago, but is just kind of sad now. I bet your thinking to yourself, "My sig is the coolest and everyone else is runner up to my ace sig!". Thing again....no one is safe...no one, not even me (but then again, I make sigs with 400 lb black women in hotel rooms with the caption "Baby I wanna sex you" in mine, so who am I to talk..).
A now I present to you...
THE SIGS OF BF2s.COM
It's all in fun people, don't get pissy with me. I tried to take these from people who can take a joke.
King County Downy
Actually, no...we aren't. Also, Rodney Dangerfield is dead, so to have a sig that has him saying "We are going to get laid." implies that you want to have an orgy with a dead guy. MMmmmm. Most people on this site are in their pre-teens and couldn't get laid if they had a $100 bill tied to the end of their dick.
the_heart_attack
....and the man in the sig seemed to say "OMG HOW DID I END UP ON THIS DOUCHE BAG"S SIGNATURE!!!"
tupla_s
You remember when your Mom used to tell you not to do drugs? Acid in particular? She was trying to avoid having you make something like this in the immediate future. The kind of drugs that invoke you into adding a hippo and a small dog (or whatever the hell it is) into a BF2 screenshot of a man running down a street, are the kind of drugs you don't just find on the street. You really gotta look for them.
Silver_Inc*
Never. Been. Laid.
Cyborg_Ninja
MMMmmmmmMMmmm. The images of chaffing that are running through my mind right now are particularly painful. Nothing I would love more than a pile of sand in my dick-hole and a ninja woman telling me to go down or die. Of course, if you were a real Ninja, you would have no problem with this because your suit would protect your weenie and you could kill her first.
Then have sex with her.
^*AlphA*^
Probably the only BF2s member that can brag about how he was the main reason The Netherlands comprised and put into law a new Anti-Stalker bill. At least he is still abiding by the restraining order...sort of.
P.S. Psst, prostitution is legal there. Take advantage of that.
Sarrk
SPLAT!
Mooserider
I don't know what kind of Bar's you hang out in but I tend to stay away from the one's that have bald hitmen holding guns and puddles of blood on the floor. Those are usually sausage fests.
Also, WRONG GAME
Polarbearz
First off...Polarbearz with an Altitude? You mean...Attitude right? Insinuating that a Polarbear can fit into a cockpit......actually I'm sorry....POLARBEARZ (plural), that explains the F-15 two seater bomber. I get it.
Note To Self: Beware of falling Polar Bears from F-15's in Iran. The cute and cuddly outside is just a ruse for the ugly and hideous inside of porn, drugs and negative karma.
That's all for today, feel free to critique your own sigs and remember, if your sig showed up here don't have a coronary it's all fun and games. Actually on second thought, if you don't like it then shoot yourself in the face with a shotgun and get over it.
Coug Out.
Last edited by Cougar (2006-06-11 01:34:22)
