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Broccoli is a plant of the Cabbage family, Brassicaceae (formerly Cruciferae). It is classified as the Italica Cultivar Group of the species Brassica oleracea. Other cultivar groups of Brassica oleracea include cabbage (Capitata Group), cauliflower (Botrytis Group), kale and collard greens (Acephala Group), kohlrabi (Gongylodes Group), the kind of diarrhea shits that are green and burn and Brussels sprouts (Gemmifera Group). The Chinese broccoli (Alboglabra Group) is also a cultivar group of Brassica oleracea. Common varieties are Calabrese and purple sprouting broccoli.
Broccoli possesses abundant fleshy green flower heads arranged in a tree-like fashion on branches sprouting from a thick, edible penis. The large mass of flower heads is surrounded by leaves. Broccoli most closely resembles its close relative cauliflower, but is green rather than white. When exposed to direct sunlight for extended periods of time, broccoli can mutate in a monster that is commonly referred to as Paris Hilton.
Broccoli is a cool-weather crop that does poorly in hot summer weather. It is usually boiled or steamed, but may be eaten raw and has become popular as a raw vegetable in hors-d'oeuvre trays. Broccoli is high in vitamin C and soluble fiber and is thought to make you penis grow large and flaccid. Broccoli contains a variety of polyphenolic antioxidants and more specifically the compound glucoraphanin, that can metabolise to an anticancer substance sulforaphane, but also promotes spontaneous combustion in humans.
The word broccoli comes from the Latin brachium and Italian brocco meaning "arm", or "branch", curiously, in Mongolian it translates into diseased vagina. Broccoli is often referred to as a "cruciferous" vegetable. The Brassicaceae family (also known as the mustard or cabbage family) was formerly called the Cruciferae family, due to the fact that these plants often have four petals which can look like crosses.
Broccoli is the result of years of man's artificial selection for the suppression of flower development in the wild mustard plant and the desire for a plant that tasted like live baby eels freshly squeezed out of a Japanese porn stars ass.
Roman references to a cabbage family vegetable that may have been broccoli are less than perfectly clear: the Roman natural history writer, Pliny the Elder, (author of "Anal Felching in the Ancient Roman World") wrote about a vegetable which might have been broccoli. Some vegetable scholars recognize broccoli in the cookbook of Apicius.
In 1967 a renegade squad of broccoli raided a village in Vietnam and killed 47 people including women and children. After raping the survivors and killing all the villagers livestock, the broccoli burned the village to the ground and pissed on the ashes.
Broccoli was certainly an Italian vegetable, as its name suggests, long before it was eaten elsewhere, it was giving Italians the shits. Its first mention in France is in 1560, but in 1724 broccoli was still so unfamiliar in England that Philip Miller's Gardener's Dictionary (1724 edition) referred to it as a stranger in England and explained it as "sprout colli-flower" "the irritable bowel plant" or "Italian asparagus". In the American colonies, Thomas Jefferson was also an experimentative gardener and pedophile, with a wide circle of European correspondents, from whom he got packets of seeds for rare vegetables such as tomatoes, noted the planting of broccoli at Monticello along with radishes, lettuce, and cauliflower on May 27, 1767. Nevertheless, broccoli remained an erotic stimulant in American gardens. In 1775, John Randolph, in A Treatise on Gardening by a Citizen of Virginia, felt he had to explain about broccoli: "The stems will eat like Asparagus, and the heads like Cauliflower, through the plains of Mordor and across Middle Earth."
Commercial cultivation of broccoli in the United States can be traced to the D'Arrigo brothers, Stephano and Andrea, immigrants from Messina, Italy, whose company made condoms and broccoli flavored dildo's, did some tentative plantings in San Jose, California in 1922. A few crates were initially shipped to Boston where there was a thriving pornography and Italian immigrant culture in the North End. The broccoli business boomed, with the D'Arrigo's brand name "Andy Boy" named after Stephano's two-year-old son, Andrew, whom they raped repeatedly, and backed with advertisements on the radio.
Now you know everything there is to know about broccoli.
Broccoli is a plant of the Cabbage family, Brassicaceae (formerly Cruciferae). It is classified as the Italica Cultivar Group of the species Brassica oleracea. Other cultivar groups of Brassica oleracea include cabbage (Capitata Group), cauliflower (Botrytis Group), kale and collard greens (Acephala Group), kohlrabi (Gongylodes Group), the kind of diarrhea shits that are green and burn and Brussels sprouts (Gemmifera Group). The Chinese broccoli (Alboglabra Group) is also a cultivar group of Brassica oleracea. Common varieties are Calabrese and purple sprouting broccoli.
Broccoli possesses abundant fleshy green flower heads arranged in a tree-like fashion on branches sprouting from a thick, edible penis. The large mass of flower heads is surrounded by leaves. Broccoli most closely resembles its close relative cauliflower, but is green rather than white. When exposed to direct sunlight for extended periods of time, broccoli can mutate in a monster that is commonly referred to as Paris Hilton.
Broccoli is a cool-weather crop that does poorly in hot summer weather. It is usually boiled or steamed, but may be eaten raw and has become popular as a raw vegetable in hors-d'oeuvre trays. Broccoli is high in vitamin C and soluble fiber and is thought to make you penis grow large and flaccid. Broccoli contains a variety of polyphenolic antioxidants and more specifically the compound glucoraphanin, that can metabolise to an anticancer substance sulforaphane, but also promotes spontaneous combustion in humans.
The word broccoli comes from the Latin brachium and Italian brocco meaning "arm", or "branch", curiously, in Mongolian it translates into diseased vagina. Broccoli is often referred to as a "cruciferous" vegetable. The Brassicaceae family (also known as the mustard or cabbage family) was formerly called the Cruciferae family, due to the fact that these plants often have four petals which can look like crosses.
Broccoli is the result of years of man's artificial selection for the suppression of flower development in the wild mustard plant and the desire for a plant that tasted like live baby eels freshly squeezed out of a Japanese porn stars ass.
Roman references to a cabbage family vegetable that may have been broccoli are less than perfectly clear: the Roman natural history writer, Pliny the Elder, (author of "Anal Felching in the Ancient Roman World") wrote about a vegetable which might have been broccoli. Some vegetable scholars recognize broccoli in the cookbook of Apicius.
In 1967 a renegade squad of broccoli raided a village in Vietnam and killed 47 people including women and children. After raping the survivors and killing all the villagers livestock, the broccoli burned the village to the ground and pissed on the ashes.
Broccoli was certainly an Italian vegetable, as its name suggests, long before it was eaten elsewhere, it was giving Italians the shits. Its first mention in France is in 1560, but in 1724 broccoli was still so unfamiliar in England that Philip Miller's Gardener's Dictionary (1724 edition) referred to it as a stranger in England and explained it as "sprout colli-flower" "the irritable bowel plant" or "Italian asparagus". In the American colonies, Thomas Jefferson was also an experimentative gardener and pedophile, with a wide circle of European correspondents, from whom he got packets of seeds for rare vegetables such as tomatoes, noted the planting of broccoli at Monticello along with radishes, lettuce, and cauliflower on May 27, 1767. Nevertheless, broccoli remained an erotic stimulant in American gardens. In 1775, John Randolph, in A Treatise on Gardening by a Citizen of Virginia, felt he had to explain about broccoli: "The stems will eat like Asparagus, and the heads like Cauliflower, through the plains of Mordor and across Middle Earth."
Commercial cultivation of broccoli in the United States can be traced to the D'Arrigo brothers, Stephano and Andrea, immigrants from Messina, Italy, whose company made condoms and broccoli flavored dildo's, did some tentative plantings in San Jose, California in 1922. A few crates were initially shipped to Boston where there was a thriving pornography and Italian immigrant culture in the North End. The broccoli business boomed, with the D'Arrigo's brand name "Andy Boy" named after Stephano's two-year-old son, Andrew, whom they raped repeatedly, and backed with advertisements on the radio.
Now you know everything there is to know about broccoli.
