L. Paul Bremmer for disbanding the Iraqi military as soon as we took it over. Man, worst mistake in the war BY FAR!
Our very own prince Phillip( the queens other half).some of his quotes and cock ups have been stunning over the years but i always remember him saying to the chinese that"its very sunny here,is that why you all have slittey eyes"? holy shit! nuff said!lol
Really? have any funny stories?Kung Jew wrote:
I've got a couple o redneck cousins that qualify ten times over...
KJ
Just found some more classics from our Un PC prince!
Do you still throw spears at each other?
-- (on meeting Aborigines in Australia)
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
-- (as spoken at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them to pass test?
-- (Asking a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland)
You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a pot belly.
-- (as told to a Briton in Hungary)
lol
Do you still throw spears at each other?
-- (on meeting Aborigines in Australia)
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
-- (as spoken at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them to pass test?
-- (Asking a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland)
You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a pot belly.
-- (as told to a Briton in Hungary)
lol
Have you all forgot the dumbest of them all : Dan Quaile!!!!!
Can YOU spell beagle?
Can YOU spell beagle?
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
Carson Daly
Andy Milanokis
And I second whoever said Napoleon Dynamite.
Andy Milanokis
And I second whoever said Napoleon Dynamite.
John Prescott....
I have one who was doin the "carpenter" thing on a table saw and cut off his left pointer and thumb. Clean cut, gone...KtotheIMMY wrote:
Really? have any funny stories?Kung Jew wrote:
I've got a couple o redneck cousins that qualify ten times over...
KJ
A year to the date, he was asked by his friend how it happened. My Cousin proceeded to go through the handmotions of what happened. When he got to the "and I pushed the board like this" part, he cut a 1/4 inch of the stubby nub of a left hand off again.
D-U-M-B-A-S-S
Why even turn on the saw again?
The Doctor who treated him (again) just shook his head with this look...
Morale: Don't eat paint chips kids, they're bad for you...
KJ
not on list but beats them all combined, George W. Bush
Didn't see Bush on the list sorry my mistake but I'll make it up with a joke for ya.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"
"OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "Thats terrible!!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
president sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks.......... "How many is a Brazillion??!"
Didn't see Bush on the list sorry my mistake but I'll make it up with a joke for ya.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"
"OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "Thats terrible!!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
president sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks.......... "How many is a Brazillion??!"
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My submission for dumbest hacker:
Do I have to say it? *cough* Nitro *cough*
Do I have to say it? *cough* Nitro *cough*
HOW ABOUT RICHARD HATCH the winner of the first survivor season. how do you win $1,000,000 and your life gets worse as a result?
Second set of votes:
Dan Quayle
Andy Milonakis
Richard Hatch of Survivor<-----fucking dumbass, lol!!
Dan Quayle
Andy Milonakis
Richard Hatch of Survivor<-----fucking dumbass, lol!!
O.J Simpson
yerded wrote:
O.J Simpson
Jessica Simpson for her, "Is chicken of the sea chicken?" comment.
Leeroy Jenkins!!!!!!!!!!
Technically, they legally can if someone has committed a crime, and the Koori court allows it.No 1 Gooner wrote:
Do you still throw spears at each other?
-- (on meeting Aborigines in Australia)
I'd also like to apologise for my quip about Arts students. It's not their fault that they're all layabouts an ne'er do wells.