Words women use

2006-06-06 10:44:27

#1

duffry: Moderator Emeritus; +148|7147|Cheshire, UK

Yes, it's another email that's done the rounds but... ...whatever.

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to play BF2 before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine."

Go ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

Loud sigh
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

That's ok
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Whatever
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

2006-06-06 10:51:12

#2

xintegrityx: set your body ablaze; +37|7037|Louisiana

Do I look fat in this?
She's looking for an argument.

2006-06-06 10:51:46

#3

shaga_delik: Member; +8|6974|Brighton, UK

Lol. Excellent stuff. A start to the explanation of the workings of the female brain. Impossible subject of course and it has been suggested if any man were to understand the female thought process, he would immedeately go insane.

I got shouted at this morning as I was, quote "drinking too much milk." What?

2006-06-06 10:54:50

#5

duffry: Moderator Emeritus; +148|7147|Cheshire, UK

shaga_delik wrote:
it has been suggested if any man were to understand the female thought process, he would immedeately go insane.

I thought it was postulated that if a man were to finally understand the workings of a woman's mind he would instantly turn into a woman...

...perhaps we're both right.

2006-06-06 10:57:36

#6

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|6873|Area 51

Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine."

(this is for girls, though I aint old enough for actual womens.. ) But when she and her friends are talkin about something and u are like what are you talkin about and it is like ''nothing''..Aaaaah hate if when they do that...

2006-06-06 11:01:07

#7

cailuc: Friendly fire isn't; +36|6927

Some advice given to me recently....

"Women come in many different shapes and sizes, some are smaller than others, some are bigger, some are prettier than others, some aren't so pretty, some have great bodies and some don't. However, at the end of the day you may as well stick with the one you've got because they are all fucking mad."

My advice -> When they say "Do what you want?" don't fall for it, it's not what they mean.

2006-06-06 11:01:15

#8

JudgeDredd1824: Member; +32|6962|Wigan an proud of it mate !

btw... "fine" is an accronym they use:

F....Fucked up
I....Insecure
N...Neurotic
E...Emotional

Thats why when they say "I'm FINE", through gritted teeth, they mean "get the fuck out of my face before I scream"

2006-06-06 11:02:09

#9

Burning_Monkey: Moving Target; +108|7145

duffry wrote:
shaga_delik wrote:
it has been suggested if any man were to understand the female thought process, he would immedeately go insane.
I thought it was postulated that if a man were to finally understand the workings of a woman's mind he would instantly turn into a woman...

...perhaps we're both right.

I always figured that God would strike you dead for treading on his toes. Only one being is able to know everything about the cosmos and that sure as shit ain't Carl Sagan.

cailuc wrote:
"Women come in many different shapes and sizes, some are smaller than others, some are bigger, some are prettier than others, some aren't so pretty, some have great bodies and some don't. However, at the end of the day you may as well stick with the one you've got because they are all fucking mad."

Sane, Attractive, Single:

You get to pick two.

Last edited by Burning_Monkey (2006-06-06 11:04:11)

2006-06-06 11:03:27

#10

acidkiller187: Member; +123|6938

just look at my sig !!!!!

2006-06-06 11:09:12

#11

shaga_delik: Member; +8|6974|Brighton, UK

In an update to the milk argument... She came home at lunch time and apologised, went to give me a hug and "accidentally" poked her finger in my ear. The bleeding stopped after an hour.....

She says:

"Have you been shooting your little men on the screen again?"

She means:

Immature idiot!

Last edited by shaga_delik (2006-06-06 11:13:59)

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