the never ending story...

2006-06-05 22:26:19

#1

pwned7: Member; +53|6886

heya guys... this is a never ending story! ill add a sentence and u guys continue. you can only add one sentence per post. and it must make sense to the previous sentence in context.now to start...

Once upon a time, there lived a marine that liked war.

2006-06-05 22:27:36

#2

eusgen: Nugget; +402|7100|Jupiter

I had a old clan that did this one time...

"His name was Mr.Rogers."

2006-06-05 22:28:17

#3

Trigger_Happy_92: Uses the TV missle too much; +394|6957

he liked using shock paddles to kill everyone

2006-06-05 22:29:59

#4

pwned7: Member; +53|6886

one day he started bunny hopping his way to the bank.

2006-06-05 22:30:48

#5

Trigger_Happy_92: Uses the TV missle too much; +394|6957

oops.

he has now made it his mission to kill all the MEC soldiers

Last edited by Trigger_Happy_92 (2006-06-05 22:31:25)

2006-06-05 22:30:57

#6

Vic_Mackie: Member; +1|7028

until someone shot him in the ass with____

2006-06-05 22:31:36

#7

pwned7: Member; +53|6886

when he found that he like dolphin diving better, he bought a dolphin

Last edited by pwned7 (2006-06-05 22:31:46)

2006-06-05 22:31:58

#8

legionair: back to i-life; +336|6931|EU

but dolphin died from grenade

Last edited by sdlettonieCZLV (2006-06-05 22:33:08)

2006-06-05 22:49:00

#9

Binximus: Member; +8|6960|Australia

and blew him to timbucktwo

2006-06-05 22:50:23

#10

pwned7: Member; +53|6886

he then put himself back together and started walking to the sharqi peninsula hotel.

2006-06-05 22:52:37

#11

the_outsider38: Microsoft Poster Child; +83|7002|Vancouver BC Canada

oK so we have so far...(I pulled out the stuff that didnt make sense)

Once upon a time, there lived a marine that liked war. His name was Mr.Rogers. He liked using shock paddles to kill everyone. One day he started bunny hopping his way to the bank. When he found that he like dolphin diving better, he bought a dolphin, but the dolphin died from grenade and blew him to Timbucktwo. He then put himself back together and started walking to the sharqi peninsula hotel.

He was thinking of blowing himself up with a pile of C4 when ____

Last edited by the_outsider38 (2006-06-05 22:54:46)

2006-06-05 23:09:08

#12

pwned7: Member; +53|6886

then he became addicted to using stingers, and started sniping snipers with the weapon as it was very accurate.

2006-06-05 23:43:28

#13

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|6963|Brisbane, Australia

until their buddys whinned to the guys who make stingers to........

2006-06-05 23:46:31

#14

pwned7: Member; +53|6886

the guys u made the stingers said "it's not our fault, we said ppl of ages 3 years and up can use the stingers".

2006-06-05 23:50:21

#15

legionair: back to i-life; +336|6931|EU

next day came order from BFHQ to go to battlefield to accomplish operation Clean and sweap.

2006-06-05 23:53:51

#16

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|7071

So he went to his closet and took out the broom and the dustbuster.

(btw i advise someone start copying+pasting all the posts as we go along... on another forum we did this, saved it all and ended up printing a 73 page book on the most random shit ever)

2006-06-06 00:00:08

#17

pwned7: Member; +53|6886

and started cleaning a blackhawk and sweeping bullet shells from the minigun

2006-06-06 00:03:18

#18

legionair: back to i-life; +336|6931|EU

Dice started to by angry on poor marine that he didnt paid for blackhawk and that he must grab some Vodnik.

2006-06-06 00:12:55

#19

pwned7: Member; +53|6886

so he started sprinting to a vodnik and saw someone else sprinting towards the same vodnik.

2006-06-06 00:43:04

#20

Kryties: Member; +1|6846|Sydney, Australia

So far we have:

"Once upon a time, there lived a marine that liked war. His name was Mr.Rogers. He liked using shock paddles to kill everyone. One day he started bunny hopping his way to the bank. When he found that he like dolphin diving better, he bought a dolphin, but the dolphin died from grenade and blew him to Timbucktwo. He then put himself back together and started walking to the sharqi peninsula hotel.

He was thinking of blowing himself up with a pile of C4 when then he became addicted to using stingers, and started sniping snipers with the weapon as it was very accurate. until their buddys whinned to the guys who make stingers to........the guys u made the stingers said "it's not our fault, we said ppl of ages 3 years and up can use the stingers". next day came order from BFHQ to go to battlefield to accomplish operation Clean and sweap. So he went to his closet and took out the broom and the dustbuster and started cleaning a blackhawk and sweeping bullet shells from the minigun Dice started to by angry on poor marine that he didnt paid for blackhawk and that he must grab some Vodnik. so he started sprinting to a vodnik and saw someone else sprinting towards the same vodnik."

The Vodniks hated all this indecision and decided to strike.

2006-06-06 00:46:55

#21

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|7039|Uhh... erm...

Hey, you stole my idea.

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=16082

The rebelling Vodniks Trampled acros the base, squashing people and crashing into planes.

2006-06-07 06:46:53

#22

tHe sw3De: Member; +6|6842

Then he took a Eryx and blowed them to hell!

2006-06-07 15:48:38

#23

pwned7: Member; +53|6886

Tetrino wrote:
Hey, you stole my idea.

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=16082

The rebelling Vodniks Trampled acros the base, squashing people and crashing into planes.

hahahah i did a search too! lol!

My Rogers was then stranded because there were no more vodnik's left, so he decided to "try" and start flying the MEC chopper.

Last edited by pwned7 (2006-06-07 15:48:52)

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