Words really escape me for this website...I mean....yeah...damn. I'll just post the story from the website before the link:
In March of 2006, at a college in Massachusetts, it became clear that massive amounts of diarrhea were being left in one particular bathroom stall on a weekly basis. Intrigued, some select students began checking on a nightly basis to see if the diarrhea was a daily or merely weekly event. It turned out to be daily. The unknown assailant, later dubbed the Diarrhea Bandit, has left his excrements on toilet seats, the floor and even the wall. Interested students began tracking his destruction in hopes of realizing his true identity. To this date there is no proof of who the Diarrhea Bandit is. However, every day he continues to leave a mess for the unfortunate janitors that have to clean up after him.
Join us as we look for answers, answers which will haunt your dreams until the day you die. Until you're stuck into a coffin that's brown just like the diarrhea the bandit has left behind.
The Diarrhea Bandit
The different sections of the website are absoulutly hilarious and had me rolling for about an hour before I finally had to go somewhere else before my side split open. They have a gift shop where you can buy the "Diarrhea Bandit Thong" and the "Diarrhea Bandit Bib", ROFLMFAO!!!
In March of 2006, at a college in Massachusetts, it became clear that massive amounts of diarrhea were being left in one particular bathroom stall on a weekly basis. Intrigued, some select students began checking on a nightly basis to see if the diarrhea was a daily or merely weekly event. It turned out to be daily. The unknown assailant, later dubbed the Diarrhea Bandit, has left his excrements on toilet seats, the floor and even the wall. Interested students began tracking his destruction in hopes of realizing his true identity. To this date there is no proof of who the Diarrhea Bandit is. However, every day he continues to leave a mess for the unfortunate janitors that have to clean up after him.
Join us as we look for answers, answers which will haunt your dreams until the day you die. Until you're stuck into a coffin that's brown just like the diarrhea the bandit has left behind.
The Diarrhea Bandit
The different sections of the website are absoulutly hilarious and had me rolling for about an hour before I finally had to go somewhere else before my side split open. They have a gift shop where you can buy the "Diarrhea Bandit Thong" and the "Diarrhea Bandit Bib", ROFLMFAO!!!
Last edited by Cougar (2006-06-05 05:24:57)