Dilbert_X
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RTHKI wrote:

You have a security team?
Why wouldn't we have a security team?

The IP - mostly signal processing in software but some hardware and mechanical detail - is the core of the business, so its really important it doesn't get stolen or reverse engineered.
Just the fact we are working on a project is market sensitive, products have a 3-5 year lifecycle and if the market gets wind of a new product coming out people stop buying the old version.
So yes we have security team, which does make things cumbersome.
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Dilbert_X
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+1,813|6321|eXtreme to the maX

Cybargs wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

RTHKI wrote:

You have a security team?
Do you not?
welcome back
He never left.
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6952|Oxferd Ohire

Dilbert_X wrote:

RTHKI wrote:

You have a security team?
Why wouldn't we have a security team?
It's less of a wow you have one and more of a we don't. Maybe a couple people work on it part time
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unnamednewbie13
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I think it's often either not in-house or like a second job people in a company get roped into doing.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
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I woke up from a bad dream about 45 minutes before my alarm for work and couldn't get back to sleep. I only set an alarm twice a week but it is still a bit rude
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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I am getting really sick of reading articles about some controversial thing in 'mainstream media' and the article not linking to the thing so I can make up my own mind.

I want to see the Ron DeSantis LGBT meme video but can't. There are endless articles about it but I can't see it for myself.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
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There are like a billion places you can go to watch the thing if you're so inclined. The news occupies a weird middle ground where they have to act like they're following certain standards.
SuperJail Warden
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Can you find a link? I will +1 you. Not that that matters but I want to see how long it takes you.
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unnamednewbie13
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That is to say, your point about the articles is valid. Not wanting to host the video themselves, they refer to the tweet (which refers to a link that appears to have been since taken down), or show bits of it in their own video.

But I'd assume it'd be all over reddit. Does wayback machine not work?

Looks like the desantis war room *snort* is just going to bury it in additional spam videos and ai fakery.
SuperJail Warden
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I went to a restaurant in Astoria on Saturday. When it was time to pay the bill, the waitress brought over a card machine. After I got past the tip part the machine dropped a survey on me.

"Did you like your experience? Thumbs up or down"
👍
"What did you like most about the dinner. (1) Atmosphere (2) The Food (3)..."
The waitress saw me staring at it and told me to just click skip for all of the questions. I assume they have to tell everyone that.

The Red Curry was good.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
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A lot of times when stores toss a survey at me, there's other people waiting in line.

unrelated, how do you feel about downloading a car in the 2020s, maybe 30s?

Mercedes locks faster acceleration behind a $1,200 annual paywall
https://www.theverge.com/2022/11/23/234 … ture-price

old but lmao

whatever the reasons, doesn't look good
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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The future of cars is subscription based. At least the Mercedes put immobilizers in their car. Kia and Hyundai take note.
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
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The future of capitalism is just like the past and present of capitalism- figure out how to maximize profit and grow revenue year over year.

Just apply that to literally anything you pay for and you can predict the future.
pirana6
Go Cougs!
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When are Chuy and Tazz gonna charge us for posting here?
SuperJail Warden
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They sold us out to Chat GPT. There is no other way they could have produced such a lifelike Uzique.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
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Little-known fact: tazz is actually an experimental chatbot created by chuy to oversee the website in its twilight years.

Ya learn all kinds of crazy stuff in the mod channel.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6321|eXtreme to the maX

SuperJail Warden wrote:

They sold us out to Chat GPT. There is no other way they could have produced such a lifelike Uzique.
The giveaway was critiquing films he hadn't seen, just regurgitated mainstream opinions.
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6321|eXtreme to the maX

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

The future of capitalism is just like the past and present of capitalism- figure out how to maximize profit and grow revenue year over year.

Just apply that to literally anything you pay for and you can predict the future.
My company is doing the same thing, the customers are going to be furious - but shareholders are more important than customers, right?
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Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
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unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Little-known fact: tazz is actually an experimental chatbot created by chuy to oversee the website in its twilight years.

Ya learn all kinds of crazy stuff in the mod channel.
I met tazz once,

he could be AI
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
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So you're saying an AI was set loose in Europe
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SuperJail Warden
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Someone here should leak Pentagon secrets to the forum so the FBI can become aware that TazzGPT is on the loose.
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Cybargs
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Adams_BJ wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Little-known fact: tazz is actually an experimental chatbot created by chuy to oversee the website in its twilight years.

Ya learn all kinds of crazy stuff in the mod channel.
I met tazz once,

he could be AI
met him a few times, can confirm
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unnamednewbie13
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fwp: Front page loading chuggishly again, I wonder what it is now.

fwp: gun spring story from irl circle: person i've been listening to grumble about their late seed packet for the third week in a row finally got their seed packet. grumbling before the estimated delivery range, during, and a few days after. groaned internally when i was told they were on support chat with the seed people like the day before they got it, taking a reimbursement offer. they were going to write a check to compensate for the reimbursement (for a delivery issue quite out of the company's hands, i'd think). nice gesture i suppose, but breaking out the checkbook for a petty sum not even worth the postage is so boomer.

i very carefully did not tell them to leave any kind of review, positive or otherwise. there was no way they wouldn't embarrass themselves with it, and then i'd have to hear all about that too in addition to their previous social media woes. some people just need to go touch grass before typing anything. "the $4 seed packet i expected on the 16th showed up on the 20th, this was a terrible time for me." uuurrrgh…

i get that there are windows for planting stuff (it wasn't that late), but some zen wouldn't be uncalled for, and mentioned as much as non-patronisingly as such a thing can be worded. private gardens are supposed to be relaxing. that i wasn't scandalized on their behalf annoyed them. i don't imagine they wouldn't spend a fraction as much energy wringing their hands over whatever horrid sum in expired food they chuck a year, but it would probably annoy them if i'd pointed that out.

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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6321|eXtreme to the maX
I ordered a .356 resizer but the company sent a .357 resizer.

It would probably have made sense to keep the .357 and just pay for it, as I might need it down the track.
But no, I got pissed and sent it back and waited for the .356 sizer.

Keeping the .357 sizer didn't occur to me until afterwards, I think I was focused on getting an apology.
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SuperJail Warden
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I don't know how to pronounce the name of this girl I am seeing. I met her on an app. The name is "Taran." She is Indian. I am too many dates in to ask her how to pronounce her name. I made out with her already too.

She made a reservation to a restaurant. When I got there I asked her what name she put it under. She said "my name." So I said 4:45 reservation. I was hoping she would say her name aloud to the waiter. She didn't.

This has happened before. There is this Moroccan substitute teacher named Ldymd or something like that. I hooked up with girl back in February. I still haven't a clue how to pronounce her name. I know this girl was genuinely upset when I didn't keep going out with her meanwhile I didn't know how to pronounce her name.

...

The Indian girl is terrible at kissing by the way. Probably the worst kisser I have ever kissed. She close her opens and closes her mouth really fast like a fish.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/c0d32deeca425106f88cd7753b1396c4/cbbebf9f1e9f5e15-99/s540x810/e844343cf3a58fae10f0d75a1c3ec4d6d71eee87.gif

I tried to get her to go slow and not do that but she still does it just slower. I can't wait to see how she fucks.

...

I usually use the dating app to filter women from the Middle East and India. Oftentimes they are more prudish than others. I had sex on the first date with a few women from the apps before. So making a commitment to seeing a girl who kisses like a fish a bunch of times until I get to sleep with her isn't something I would do normally. She messaged me first though. If she didn't message me I wouldn't have pursued.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg

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