uziq
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spurious in the eyes of whom? you, special little dilbert? not spurious in the eyes of, erm, two national embassies.

but it's extra-extra-imperative that you go to some poor third-world nation to spread your covid germs to a country who has a public health system about 1/200th the size of korea's, eh?

truly a derphead.
SuperJail Warden
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My girlfriend is Korean. I am living the dream.

I will keep this short since Newbie is the morality police now but man is it something staring right into those eyes while yadda yadda yadda.
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Dilbert_X
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uziq wrote:

spurious in the eyes of whom? you, special little dilbert? not spurious in the eyes of, erm, two national embassies.
Erm, I guess you're lucky they didn't know why you were really going.

Finalising multi-million dollar production contracts? I think they'll be pretty grateful to have me there actually.
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uziq
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why i was really going? i had to draw up a comprehensive plan on a monthly basis to establish why i wanted to come.

but okay, i'm really foiled by your own self-invented gibberish.

look at the big shot! living at home but practically single-handedly raising a third-world SEA country into the space race.
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Next task is to determine which other country with hot asian chicks we should find an excuse to visit set up production in.
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uziq
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i'd focus on making yourself a little less ugly of a person first. just a tip!
SuperJail Warden
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Just join Facebook dating, get hobbies girls would be impressed by, and get an apartment above a dentist office. It is literally that easy.
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Dilbert_X
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Well speaking of hobbies its funny, up to now my optician - who is a bit cute - has been quite sniffy about fixing up my shooting lenses.
This time out of the the blue she asked how my shooting lenses have worked out.
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SuperJail Warden
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That's great. How did you follow it up?
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He didnt
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unnamednewbie13
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

since Newbie is the morality police now
OK, Casanova, that definitely isn't the case. I'm not blowing the whistle and ordering you to stop any of your adventures. Just pointing out when it seems a little exploitative, or when you're putting yourself in a position you may regret. It's not that I think any relationship is going to be perfect or ideal, but standards might be nice. Weren't you just talking about the eyes or whatever of the soldier's wife a week or two ago? Psyching yourself up to be a stepdad with a woman using you for her side fling fetish? What happened?

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SuperJail Warden
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unnamednewbie13 wrote:

SuperJail Warden wrote:

since Newbie is the morality police now
OK, Casanova, that definitely isn't the case. I'm not blowing the whistle and ordering you to stop any of your adventures. Just pointing out when it seems a little exploitative, or when you're putting yourself in a position you may regret. It's not that I think any relationship is going to be perfect or ideal, but standards might be nice. Weren't you just talking about the eyes or whatever of the soldier's wife a week or two ago? Psyching yourself up to be a stepdad with a woman using you for her side fling fetish? What happened?
Oh my God you are right. She was probably using me to gas herself up. I am a victim. I am a victim.
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unnamednewbie13
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Technically you're a consenting adult.
SuperJail Warden
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I was manipulated. I was gaslight. Why don't you accept my voice as part of the #MeToo movement?
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unnamednewbie13
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Because you were talking about it like you were sitting in the back seat of a car exchanging conquest stories with Donald Trump.
SuperJail Warden
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I didn't know I was abused until now. I thought that was normal. But now I know. And knowing is half the battle.
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unnamednewbie13
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You could probably think about it that way, if you hadn't started from the platform that you were already aware of all this and just having a good time with her.
SuperJail Warden
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I didn't know what was going on. I was groomed!
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Dilbert_X
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SuperJail Warden wrote:

That's great. How did you follow it up?
Do you know how hard it is to find a good optician these days? I'm not fucking this up.

I'd end up with a hacking and spluttering indian who doesn't wash their hands.
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SuperJail Warden
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My girlfriend likes Forensic Files and the First 48. When I invited her to my place for the first time she scratched my arm with her finger "so I will have your DNA under my fingernails in case I don't come back "

What a lady. I wonder if I she will enjoy watching people get blown up and we can share that as a thing.
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uziq
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haven't you met her once ever before in your life? your 'girlfriend'? are you guys 9 years old? did you hold hands on the playground?
SuperJail Warden
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It has been an intense week.

Why aren't you happy for me?
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uziq
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you don't need me to tell you that jumping into a relationship with someone after the first meeting/hook-up doesn't exactly scream 'emotionally stable'.

if you wanted a serious relationship with a woman, and if you both had any sense, you'd take things a littttttle bit slower.

but you don't need me to say these things, you're smart enough to know it yourself.

i am happy that you've got your own place and are having a nice young woman around. i can understand why you'd get carried away after living at home for so long. i want the same thing for dilbert too. it would improve his life in every way. but jumping into intense relations in the first week of meeting a person is the sort of thing that codependent crack addicts do in idaho motels.
SuperJail Warden
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I may have love bombed her.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_bombing

It is not something I consciously planned. I don't plan to abuse her. Obviously.
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uziq
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doesn't exactly scream 'emotionally stable'.

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