duffry
Moderator Emeritus
+148|7147|Cheshire, UK
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full.  They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar.

He shook the jar lightly and the pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.  They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.  The students responded with a unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the Table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand.

The students laughed. "Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognise that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things, your family, your children, your faith, your health, your friends, and your favourite passions. Things, that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are other things that matter, your job, your house, and your car. The sand is everything else.  The small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. There will always be time to clean the house and get rid of the rubbish later. Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter.  Set your priorities.  The rest is just sand." One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show You that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."
Point&Shoot
Tank Whore
+52|6854|Canada
I think my jar is full of all the Coke I drink while playing BF2 which leaves room for nothing else, or so my wife would tell me.  At least she says she my wife, but I can't find her on my stats page, so I'm not sure.
duffry
Moderator Emeritus
+148|7147|Cheshire, UK

Point&Shoot wrote:

At least she says she my wife, but I can't find her on my stats page, so I'm not sure.
I almost spat my drink over my monitor then. Quality.
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|6938|Washington, DC

Heh nice story. +1.
mp30
Cynicism is an art, right?
+13|7038|It Rarely Rains in Seattle
What if your 'everything else' is golf? I'm fucked now, incomplete life here I come.

Last edited by mp30 (2006-05-30 22:22:47)

GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|6951
my jar is full of ciggarette butts and ammo casings
AAFCptKabbom
Member
+127|6965|WPB, FL. USA
As the story goes...
- My balls are in a Jar that my wife keeps hidden away and never takes out to play with anymore.
- The pebbles are, among other things, used to be thrown at me as my head is turned to the monitor.
- The sand, well let's say, it's in the crack of my ass from sitting in this #$@!*&^%!!! chair for over 1,600 hours playing BF2.
- ...and for the Coffee - Something to calm my nerves before I start my day being @#%$@!-off at the noobs that make we wonder how they can hold their little soldiers to take a piss but can't hold a #@$&@! FLAG!!!

Is my Jar full now - Let's just say that wifey will find out just how full, full is when she opens that Jar.
Kaboom. 
the_outsider38
Microsoft Poster Child
+83|7002|Vancouver BC Canada

Point&Shoot wrote:

I think my jar is full of all the Coke I drink while playing BF2 which leaves room for nothing else, or so my wife would tell me.  At least she says she my wife, but I can't find her on my stats page, so I'm not sure.
LMFAO
{M5}Sniper3
Typical white person.
+389|7067|San Antonio, Texas
Good life lesson.

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