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So my neighbor is getting cucked.

I have been vaping marijuana all day and got the munchies at 2 AM. I went out initially to grab a sandwich from the Quick Check. The corner tavern was still open so I glided in there high on a whim.

I went in there with a face mask and everyone looked at me like I was retarded and it felt like Florida. I mean the place was full of pig people, the demographic majority of Florida. I drank a beer and a shot of whiskey while the barmaid fetched a bottle of red wine for me to take home. The pig people probably think I am gay for taking wine home but whatever. That is when I noticed a lady staring at me from across the bar.

The lady is my neighbor. I talk to her often because we share the same profession (cartography). She is sitting there with a guy who is not her husband. Could be a brother, uncle, friend even? Not the way that guy was looking and talking to her.

On my way out I had to pass my neighbor again and I noticed she was staring at me when I went by. As I walked by I heard a bit of their conversation. My neighbor is definitely getting cucked.

What should I do with this knowledge?

I was planning to quietly judge the family instead.

It's a true story. My neighbor is getting cucked. Pretty simple. It's not like I am claiming to be the one doing the cucking. Even though I guess I would if I could.

And my job is to make alternate timeline World War 2 maps.

My neighbour did discover he was being cucked thanks to google street view.

Saw a plumbers van parked outside and figured his wife was fucking the plumber - which she was.

They got divorced and moved out, then he worked out and got buffer than he was.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2021-08-01 00:56:21)

Dilbert_X wrote:

My neighbour did discover he was being cucked thanks to google street view.

Saw a plumbers van parked outside and figured his wife was fucking the plumber - which she was.

They got divorced and moved out, then he worked out and got buffer than he was.

The previous occupant of the house my cucked neighbor lives in was most likely cucked based off of available evidence. I think the previous family before that divorced. And there must have been a cucking there too.

So much cuckoldry. Do you think the house has a Cuckold Demon haunting it?

Jay wrote:

She's already knocked up. No worries, mate.

Dilbert_X wrote:

My neighbour did discover he was being cucked thanks to google street view.

Saw a plumbers van parked outside and figured his wife was fucking the plumber - which she was.

They got divorced and moved out, then he worked out and got buffer than he was.

Thank you for sharing this story. This reminds me of the story I read on /r/realcheaters. A guy was banging his wife's sister.  Whenever the sister came over to screw, she would park in the lot behind a church.

That's some impressively bad karma. From top to bottom the wrong move every time. Lucky man. He got away with all of it too.

Wholesome pastor advice: don't have sex with other people's wives, or husbands. Unless they're into it.

I thought only boomers use Facebook at this point?

If the veteran guy really is your friend, you'll have to break one or the other off even if they do get divorced.

Something similar with a pair of college friends who were dating. Both friends of mine. They separated and then one made overtures towards me. Very politely friendzoned that. Last I heard they were going out with another college friend of mine.

Here's an idea- don't date people you went to high school with. Expand the dating pool.

Why do you have a victim complex?

Low hanging fruit- exactly. You need to get out of your comfort zone.