That is correct.Jay wrote:
Feos
Oh no. I am so sorry. You are wrong. You have been cucked.Pochsy wrote:
C
he moved to georgia at one point. or somewhere in the south. but he is not southern. is that right?SuperJail Warden wrote:
16
Usmarine/11 Bravo lives in what state?
A. Michigan
B. Ohio
C. Wisconsin
D. Georgia
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You need to take a trip back to Portugal to renew your citizenship after the laws there are changed. You want to make it into a vacation with your wife but she is adamant she can't take off from work. So you go alone and get stuck there a few extra days than you planned because of paperwork problems. You call your girlfriend and she doesn't pick up a few times but you eventually get through. You two talk and she says it is okay that you aren't going to be able to make it back sooner. As luck would have it though your paperwork goes through and you can actually make your original flight back. You can't get in touch before the last minute flight and have to leave without telling her. You land and again can't get through to her phone. You eventually make it home at 2 A.M. anyway and you get there the same time your wife is coming back. She is dressed slutty and when you ask her where she was she says it was with a mutual friend. You try to call that friend on your phone and she grabs your hand to stop you. You ask her what is going on but you already know. She says she is sorry and starts to cry. Turns out you were cucked.Pochsy wrote:
Damn, I was confident, too. Hit me with the narrative.
After this embarrassing revelation, you mentally snap. You take all of the crystal meth and cocaine in your condo and smoke it all as quickly as possible. This results in you slipping into psychosis. You leave your apartment to hunt down your girlfriend while naked. People are recording you going up to strangers asking if they have seen your girlfriend. You eventually get arrested when you assault a kebab vendor and try to steal his knife. You are temporarily hospitalized and new laws regarding mental health means you are instantly admitted to a long term rehab center against your will. Meanwhile, videos of you running around naked and high is all over the internet. Your career is ruined. After they finish processing you on the first day of in patient rehab, you are released into the general population. You are instantly approached by a middle age hipster woman. You two start talking and getting to know each other. You vibe and on the second day you desperately have sex with her. You two are a rehab couple for awhile before you are released early. Your rapidly diminishing wealth bought you out of rehab. You promise to come back and see her as quickly as you can and she promises she will be waiting for you. A few days later you visit the rehab center with chocolate, books, and other gifts for her. You go into the meeting area and see her snuggled up with a new guy about 15 years her younger. You ask what is going on and she says he is just a friend and that she needs a friend while she is in there. And you don't know what it is like being a bipolar woman stuck in a rehab center. The guy meanwhile laughs at you and says "tough luck mate." Turns out you have been cucked.SuperJail Warden wrote:
You get deeper into publishing and eventually work your way to becoming a full agent and publishing bigwig. You take a chance publishing the tell all memoir of an up and coming musician who had a troubled drug fueled youth. She and you hit it off and learn that despite an age gap between you and the younger lady, you two are very compatible. After mutual success due to her memoir she begins to slip back into the party life and you follow her into it. You make plans to get clean together and work on settling down. She panics and ghost you once she hears of your plan for her. You don't see or here from her for days until you get a phone call from a tabloid newspaper. They ask you how you feel about the pictures. You ask what pictures. And they direct you to photos of your girlfriend Courtney Love high makes out with a druggie ex at a London night club. Turns out you were cucked.uziq wrote:
there is no fuckin way jay was ever a buddhist
e: but yes, yes i do.
You should be more worried about getting cucked for a cheeseburgerRTHKI wrote:
I formally protest the change of Adams status.
this is like some awful inverse reality in which i am also the christian closet gay who ran the Kony campaign.SuperJail Warden wrote:
After this embarrassing revelation, you mentally snap. You take all of the crystal meth and cocaine in your condo and smoke it all as quickly as possible. This results in you slipping into psychosis. You leave your apartment to hunt down your girlfriend while naked. People are recording you going up to strangers asking if they have seen your girlfriend. You eventually get arrested when you assault a kebab vendor and try to steal his knife. You are temporarily hospitalized and new laws regarding mental health means you are instantly admitted to a long term rehab center against your will. Meanwhile, videos of you running around naked and high is all over the internet. Your career is ruined. After they finish processing you on the first day of in patient rehab, you are released into the general population. You are instantly approached by a middle age hipster woman. You two start talking and getting to know each other. You vibe and on the second day you desperately have sex with her. You two are a rehab couple for awhile before you are released early. Your rapidly diminishing wealth bought you out of rehab. You promise to come back and see her as quickly as you can and she promises she will be waiting for you. A few days later you visit the rehab center with chocolate, books, and other gifts for her. You go into the meeting area and see her snuggled up with a new guy about 15 years her younger. You ask what is going on and she says he is just a friend and that she needs a friend while she is in there. And you don't know what it is like being a bipolar woman stuck in a rehab center. The guy meanwhile laughs at you and says "tough luck mate." Turns out you have been cucked.SuperJail Warden wrote:
You get deeper into publishing and eventually work your way to becoming a full agent and publishing bigwig. You take a chance publishing the tell all memoir of an up and coming musician who had a troubled drug fueled youth. She and you hit it off and learn that despite an age gap between you and the younger lady, you two are very compatible. After mutual success due to her memoir she begins to slip back into the party life and you follow her into it. You make plans to get clean together and work on settling down. She panics and ghost you once she hears of your plan for her. You don't see or here from her for days until you get a phone call from a tabloid newspaper. They ask you how you feel about the pictures. You ask what pictures. And they direct you to photos of your girlfriend Courtney Love high makes out with a druggie ex at a London night club. Turns out you were cucked.uziq wrote:
there is no fuckin way jay was ever a buddhist
e: but yes, yes i do.
Not the kind of cheesesburgers the NASCAR people eat. I can imagine what their food taste like I rather have McDonalds.RTHKI wrote:
Cheeseburgers are pretty great.
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