Who Doesn't Want To Be A Cuck?

2020-05-07 21:13:38

#1

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3937

Who Doesn't Want To Be A Cuck? It's like Who Wants to be a Millionaire but instead I you win karma and I call you a cuck if you get an answer wrong.

To prevent cheating, the trivia will be related to bf2s.

First Question:

Which former mod domestically abused his girlfriend and bite her?

A. ThomasMorgan
B. Parker
C. TriggerHappy
D. Breez

2020-05-08 00:41:27

#2

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6840|Little Bentcock

Th

2020-05-08 01:42:48

#3

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3937

Adams_BJ wrote:
Th

That answer is correct. Excellent job, Adam. You are not a cuck.

Second Question:

What was the alternative nickname of the user "13/f/taiwan"?

A. Gatorlova
B. jihadofthenight
C. Master*
D. Lucien

2020-05-08 03:21:45

#4

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|6959|London

jihadofthenight

2020-05-08 03:39:24

#5

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3937

Dauntless wrote:
jihadofthenight

Great job. Not a cuck.

Third Question:

Which user sold real estate in Florida?

A. ATG
B. Kmar
C. Turquoise
D. FEOS

2020-05-08 03:46:34

#6

uziq: Member; +493|3669

Kmar

2020-05-08 03:49:53

#7

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3937

uziq wrote:
Kmar

Great job. groan Not a cuck

Fourth Question:

1. Which user claimed to have been a Buddhist and a Libertarian at two separate times in his life?

A. Flaming Maniac
B. Jay
C. Turquoise
D. Ken Jennings

2020-05-08 03:51:36

#8

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6840|Little Bentcock

Ken Jennings

Cuck me

2020-05-08 03:55:03

#9

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3937

Adams_BJ wrote:
Ken Jennings

Cuck me

I am sorry that is not correct. Ken tried Buddhism but was never a libertarian.

I like you a lot. I was going to give cuck narratives but that might be too mean. Would you like me to just call you a cuck or would you like a custom narrative?

2020-05-08 03:56:09

#10

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6840|Little Bentcock

Custom narrative.

2020-05-08 04:03:29

#11

uziq: Member; +493|3669

i actually read the thread title originally as one of those negative rhetorical questions? 'a cuck? who doesn't want to be a cuck?'

like it was people queuing up to be cuckolded.

2020-05-08 04:03:54

#12

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3937

Adams_BJ wrote:
Custom narrative.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/7f6bb04cee573686a3f5b75d776dc1f3/tenor.gif?itemid=9085694

After the pandemic is over Australia holds a bunch of "first responder" rallies and events to thank their heroes. As a firefighter, you are invited. At your local rally you meet a young lady cop and hit it off. You two start dating and things get pretty serious. You can imagine a future together. But one day you get a Facebook message from a stranger. It's from a middle aged woman claiming to be the wife of your girlfriend's police partner. The wife shows you text between the two indicating they're having an affair. You confront your girlfriend and she confesses. Turns out you were cucked.

2020-05-08 04:04:21

#13

uziq: Member; +493|3669

Flaming maniac was the basement moderator who had sampled all the world's philosophies (and found them wanting).

i wonder that he is doing now.

2020-05-08 04:05:28

#14

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3937

uziq wrote:
Flaming maniac was the basement moderator who had sampled all the world's philosophies (and found them wanting).

i wonder that he is doing now.

I am sorry that is not correct. Would you like a custom narrative?

2020-05-08 04:06:02

#15

uziq: Member; +493|3669

there is no fuckin way jay was ever a buddhist

e: but yes, yes i do.

Last edited by uziq (2020-05-08 04:06:10)

2020-05-08 04:12:56

#16

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6840|Little Bentcock

Ouch. I was cucked.

2020-05-08 04:14:31

#17

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3937

uziq wrote:
there is no fuckin way jay was ever a buddhist

e: but yes, yes i do.

You get deeper into publishing and eventually work your way to becoming a full agent and publishing bigwig. You take a chance publishing the tell all memoir of an up and coming musician who had a troubled drug fueled youth. She and you hit it off and learn that despite an age gap between you and the younger lady, you two are very compatible. After mutual success due to her memoir she begins to slip back into the party life and you follow her into it. You make plans to get clean together and work on settling down. She panics and ghost you once she hears of your plan for her. You don't see or here from her for days until you get a phone call from a tabloid newspaper. They ask you how you feel about the pictures. You ask what pictures. And they direct you to photos of your girlfriend Courtney Love high makes out with a druggie ex at a London night club. Turns out you were cucked.

2020-05-08 04:15:19

#18

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3937

uziq wrote:
there is no fuckin way jay was ever a buddhist

e: but yes, yes i do.

Oh sorry you are 0-2, would you be interested in another cuck narrative?

2020-05-08 04:16:49

#19

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6840|Little Bentcock

Cuck him cuck him cuck him!

2020-05-08 04:17:56

#20

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3937

Adams_BJ wrote:
Cuck him cuck him cuck him!

I am sorry it doesn't work like that. He has to allow himself to be cucked.

2020-05-08 04:20:07

#21

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3937

SuperJail Warden wrote:
uziq wrote:
Kmar
Great job. groan Not a cuck

Fourth Question:

1. Which user claimed to have been a Buddhist and a Libertarian at two separate times in his life?

A. Flaming Maniac
B. Jay
C. Turquoise
D. Ken Jennings

By process of elimination, Turquoise is the answer.

Fifth Question:

1. What was the profession of the user 'Lowing'?

A. Automotive mechanic
B. Automotive engineer
C. Helicopter mechanic
D. Aerospace engineer

2020-05-08 04:23:58

#22

uziq: Member; +493|3669

SuperJail Warden wrote:
uziq wrote:
there is no fuckin way jay was ever a buddhist

e: but yes, yes i do.
You get deeper into publishing and eventually work your way to becoming a full agent and publishing bigwig. You take a chance publishing the tell all memoir of an up and coming musician who had a troubled drug fueled youth. She and you hit it off and learn that despite an age gap between you and the younger lady, you two are very compatible. After mutual success due to her memoir she begins to slip back into the party life and you follow her into it. You make plans to get clean together and work on settling down. She panics and ghost you once she hears of your plan for her. You don't see or here from her for days until you get a phone call from a tabloid newspaper. They ask you how you feel about the pictures. You ask what pictures. And they direct you to photos of your girlfriend Courtney Love high makes out with a druggie ex at a London night club. Turns out you were cucked.

you may not karma the sa

2020-05-08 04:24:36

#23

Larssen: Member; +99|2105

Seems he ends up being the 50 y/o in a club, ew.

2020-05-08 04:25:23

#24

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6840|Little Bentcock

D

2020-05-08 04:26:50

#25

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3937

Larssen wrote:
Seems he ends up being the 50 y/o in a club, ew.

Welcome to EE, Larssen. This is your first post here IIRC. Would you like a tour of this place?

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