Larssen
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well I suggest you move into a bunker in the outback then dilbert.
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Larssen wrote:

well I suggest you move into a bunker in the outback then dilbert.
Way ahead of you son.

A friend of mine was in Hong Kong and got out a day or two ago. He's had a negative test and is in two weeks home isolation.
Think I'll give it a bit longer before a catch-up coffee - if there even is coffee in two weeks.

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The Warriors and Nets (two NBA teams) will play tonight in an empty arena.

Nothing to see here, folks!

Side note: I was supposed to go to Taiwan the week of 3/23. Company HQ has just instituted a policy where all international travel needs to be personally approved by the CEO of the parent company.

Crisis averted!
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Republicans don't watch basketball. They will never even know.
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the Warriors are owned by a partner at Kliener Perkins, which is probably a top 3 VC fund in the world. The Nets are owned by the cofounder of Alibaba.
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Does the Alibaba guy serve his team bats in the locker room?
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Come to think of it, if 3% of the population, mostly boomers, died in the medium term it would free up a lot of property and capital.
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pirana6 wrote:

He closed our schools too. No traffic for the first time since the early 90s
I was stuck in a traffic jam on westbound 512 earlier today. Also, people are buying out soap and tissues even in some of the smaller eastward towns. Almost felt self-conscious that my cart might appear on a meme photo for restocking my normal amount of household/personal stuff. Six pack of tissue, box of kleenex, two pump soaps and a can of lysol. "They must think that makes them immune to coronavirus haha!" Other shoppers were in the same boat, though.
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So Trump is shutting down travel to Europe on Friday. It's going to be a bloodbath on the stock market tomorrow. The fake numbers are going to go down by a lot.

Shutting down travel isn't going to help now that the virus is already here. Also we are spending $8 billion or about 1 aircraft carrier without planes to fight the virus.
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He sounded sick the whole time he gave the speech too. He was sitting down which is also unusual for his speeches. I wonder if he is sick.
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Australia should shut down travel with Asia, citizens have had their chance to get in or out.
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The NBA just suspended the rest of the season.

iTs JusT THe fLU!
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Just get some tissues Ken, it'll blow over.
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

The NBA just suspended the rest of the season.

iTs JusT THe fLU!
How are you going to vibe with the blacks now?
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super natural. Step 1) - don't refer to black people as "the blacks"
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The proper nomenclature is African-American anyway
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I had a vacation planned in april, by the time I'm supposed to leave I'm probably in the high risk arrivals group that needs to be quarantined.

Great.
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Bad luck, cancel it and forget it.
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Dilbert_X
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So far seems to be a northern hemisphere thing, but winter is coming here and then I guess we're screwed.
Flu usually carries off a fair number, I got the flu shot last year and I guess I'll get it this year.

Last time I was surprised the pharmacist did no sterilisation before the needle. I'll take my own IPA next time.

Edit: Apparently WHO guidelines don't require it, oh well.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2020-03-12 00:35:34)

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The special ed department that manages kids with severe problems is filled with old ladies who act as one on one aides to the kids. The kids are coughing and are too disabled to understand why they should take precautions. These kids are sick. They will get these old ladies sick. These ladies will die.

The Social Justice Warriors who force schools to become retard day cares just murdered all of these old ladies.
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All sports cancelled and now I have nothing to do
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You should be playing Halo anyway
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NJ schools in the NYC area are all closing. Workers are panicking. Parents are panicking. A lot of people walking around coughing and sneezing already. Supermarkets are going to get rushed once schools let out in half an hour. Digital learning tools aren't ready at any of the schools in Hudson and Essex county, the counties where most of the NJ population lives. Parents have to make arrangements for watching small kids on short notice. A lot of young kids will infect and kill their grandparents.
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Dilbert_X wrote:

Bad luck, cancel it and forget it.
I can rebook my flight free of charge but I'm gonna wait for a while and see what happens. No use arbitrarily choosing a date in the future at this point in time.

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