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How are you in a book club with five gay dudes.

I made two fourth graders cry today. I will explain:

The kids know you can't hit them. So they test and annoy you even though you are a head and a half taller than them and can swing them around by their hair if you wanted to. The students never realize this works in the inverse too. They cannot hit me either. So the students will mouth off and but will never expect to get demeaned by their teacher in return. I have no problem berating kids though.

"I live in a better town than you", "I get paid to be here, you are just stuck", "You will never get to go to college", "You will be poor your whole life." "This is why you got left back" etc.

So today some fourth graders were annoying me much more so than any other class would. So I responded to their disobedience by being mean and nasty in return. After the the male of the group go so upset he was huffing and puffing and after the girl got so mad she put her head down, I sent them to the main office to get suspended. Their two female friends were upset by the abuse of power and protested. They wished to go to the principal or to another class to get away me from me. I wrote them both up for suspensions in return.

So they cried. They cried once I refused to explain to them why I was going to get them suspended. They cried because they lost their field day for the year for annoying me today. Such is life when I am in charge.

I am not berating them all at once. Just over an extended time.

Don't make me put your desk in the corner, AR.

Have any of them accidentally called you dad yet?

SuperJail Warden wrote:

So I have began to practice gaslighting students.

I will see to it that they get lunch detention or after school detention after annoying me. I will then show up at both to give them kind words of encouragement or to tell them how great I think they are. That punishment that they are receiving? That wasn't me. They are just confused. The teacher was confused. I defended you the whole way. I told you you are going to fail school yesterday? Well I think you are a great student this moment. Hey, do you need help with that assignment? Go away I am done dealing with you today. You didn't say that thing I told the principal you said? Hold on I will explain to you in detail what happened.

Good thinking - with luck some of them will turn out as messed up as you are.
Its only fair to perpetuate this through the generations.

I bought a subscription to a something using a giftcard. The subscription period I signed up for ended and the service was set for auto-renew. I used the whole gift card earlier so there is nothing on the card to renew using. It has been two billing cycles and the subscription still works. I haven't gotten any e-mails from the company about the account.

Anyone ever hear about something like this? Is the account auto-renewing on a giftcard? Did the account just slip through the crack or something?

I had such a bad night drinking that I am frankly embarrassed to tell anyone what happened or go back to the bar. They really need to make marijuana legal in this state.

I got fidget spinners

always had to take these away from my students but bought my own. they are kinda cool

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

they are little spinning doodads.  Fucking stupid

QFT

SuperJail Warden wrote:

you guys are only saying that because you don't have any

I might have something like that in the house, I just don't give a shit for it.