Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6914
killing the family dog is something a serial killer would do. You gotta have some understanding here. Not everyone is a stone cold killer. That's fine if you want to slay canines but it's also a crime, so you gotta deal with that reality.
uziq
Member
+493|3673

SuperJail Warden wrote:

I pay my rent just fine as it is. I want to live alone without roommates. I am upgrading my quality of life. What do you have against that?

If you can't have a discussion without insulting people then it seems like you have a lot of growing up to do.
roll eyes
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|6930|England. Stoke
Even if in all likelihood he's making this shit up, it still means he pretty fucked up.

I've got a suspicion your parents probably don't want you living in their house...
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+640|3941
My parents love me. I have a very supportive family.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|6930|England. Stoke
Keep telling yourself that.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+640|3941
Do you want to adopt the dog?
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|6930|England. Stoke
No.
Have you actually asked your parents about moving into his apartment?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+640|3941
They think it is a good idea. My mother wants to keep a closer eye on me and my dad loves my company.

Everyone loves my company. You guys treat me like a serial killer but I am very kind and friendly in real life.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|6930|England. Stoke
Except to family pets.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|6906|United States of America
"We never saw it coming. He was quiet and kept to himself, mostly, but I couldn't imagine he'd ever do something like this."
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6993|PNW

It's bizarre on several levels regardless of whether his sketchy progress reports are real or troll.

Apart from purely psychopathic pleasure, I can't guess as to his motivation. In an automatic attempt to rationalise it, I had envisioned him still living at home and feeling trapped with it. But no, he apparently just wants to murder it with poison because … he wants his parents' place?? Aside from the logical disconnect there, what a warped way of returning the fondness and affection he says his family has for him, by destroying their things.

And in a demented twist, his next thing now is to guilt people for not wanting a part in petty larceny.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+640|3941
I don't want to give it to you anyway newbie. You are a Mormon, live in the wilderness and not once ever referred to a woman in your life. You will probably end up having sex with it.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6993|PNW

Do you want to kill the dog because you're sexually attracted to it?
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+640|3941
Can't even defend yourself. Every point I made about you is true
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6993|PNW

Why should I? I'm not the one here claiming to be testing various poisons on the family pet.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+640|3941
I bet you like to live in the countryside so you can expose yourself to deer and molest beavers.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6914
Killing a dog is more than destroying a thing. It's murder.

Exposing oneself to the wilderness is one life's simple pleasures.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6993|PNW

I mean it's kind of falling flat after he all but admits to nutting off to another creature's suffering. Have we reached the apex of Macbethian material? Is it all downhill from here?

e: Legally, it's just destroying a thing. Socially, completely different.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6914
By that measure we could suppose that a Macbeth living before the civil war might have decided to kill one of the family slaves in order to move in to his/her nice shack on the property.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6993|PNW

I am now imagining the modern business dog house-sitting an otherwise unoccupied apartment. In between picking up the mail and keeping the place tidy, it watches Cesar Millan reruns while blithely munching on a bowl of bacon and kibble before dozing off on the couch. Never aware of the envious, macbeth-shaped silhouette glued malevolently to the window in the dead of night. Watching. Waiting.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+640|3941
You guys are making too much hub hub about this.
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|6906|United States of America
Hub hub? It's hubbub, you fucking animal.
uziq
Member
+493|3673
technically you would create 'a' hubbub, too.

mongs

Last edited by uziq (2017-02-24 17:15:39)

SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+640|3941

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Girl is now being difficult. "I'm involved with someone" etc. Frustrated. I am still stuck dealing with her until May. If she doesn't come around by then, I will just contact her boyfriend and blow up her life for spite.
things are back on \o/

i won't have to obliterate her personal life now. smart move by her
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6993|PNW

You are such a leech.

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