EE Chats 2017

2017-02-14 15:26:57

#101

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3934

I gave one of my parent's dogs rat pellets mixed with spaghetti. It has been 4 hours and the dog shows no signs of discomfort. I am getting frustrated. How long would it take to work? Honestly, I am not even sure how many pellets he ate. I had to throw the trap spaghetti away when my sister showed up.

2017-02-14 16:23:05

#102

DesertFox-: The very model of a modern major general; +796|6899|United States of America

As in, rat poison?

2017-02-14 16:37:54

#103

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3934

Yup I bought 10 pounds of it off Amazon. Took me a week to figure out how to get rid of it without being suspicious

2017-02-14 16:41:33

#104

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6368|what

Maybe try eating them yourself.

2017-02-14 17:05:58

#105

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6847|949

by the handful

alternatively, try harder man. you slippin'

2017-02-14 18:05:34

#106

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3934

I am being dead serious. I am trying to take out one of my parent's dogs.

2017-02-14 22:50:05

#107

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6907

Great job buddy

x

2017-02-15 02:09:24

#108

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5393|Sydney

AussieReaper wrote:
Maybe try eating them yourself.

SuperJail Warden wrote:
I am being dead serious.

2017-02-15 07:03:06

#109

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6986|PNW

You know, even if he is trolling that is some creepy fucking Joffrey shit.

2017-02-15 07:14:59

#110

coke: Aye up duck!; +440|6924|England. Stoke

Fucking weirdo

2017-02-15 08:54:37

#111

uziq: Member; +493|3667

macbeth is mentally unwell. this is his call for help.

2017-02-15 13:29:46

#112

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3934

uziq wrote:
macbeth is mentally unwell. this is his call for help.

No not at all. I am actually pretty excited about the possible outcome since I have hated this dog for years.

I just wanted to share with someone what my latest pet project is. Pun intended.

The dog is still going strong. So I bought some meatballs and am going to put the pellets into the meatballs and try that way.

2017-02-15 13:34:35

#113

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6847|949

yawn

2017-02-15 20:25:25

#114

jsnipy: ...; +3,276|6737|...

SuperJail Warden wrote:
I am being dead serious. I am trying to take out one of my parent's dogs.

edgelord

2017-02-16 00:06:06

#115

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,813|6321|eXtreme to the maX

SuperJail Warden wrote:
uziq wrote:
macbeth is mentally unwell. this is his call for help.
No not at all. I am actually pretty excited about the possible outcome since I have hated this dog for years.

I just wanted to share with someone what my latest pet project is. Pun intended.

The dog is still going strong. So I bought some meatballs and am going to put the pellets into the meatballs and try that way.

You should perfect the dosage with people.
If it kills a people then it should be guaranteed to kill a dog.

The mentally ill guy up the road from me has poisoned two dogs so far, a neighbour found him in the crawlspace under her house, he's been threatening staff at the nearby school and stalking single women.

We can't stop him walking around in his underpants yelling at trees but we did manage to get his firearms seized.

Fuck Israel

2017-02-16 03:12:38

#116

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5393|Sydney

Mentally ill? Doesn't he just need a slap, some good honest work and to stop being a softie?

2017-02-16 04:31:34

#117

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,813|6321|eXtreme to the maX

Yes frankly, he spent 10 years on a disability pension because he was so disabled he couldn't work, transferred to an aged pension and promptly started a business, not that that went anywhere.

Not sure how much of it is from being a nasty prick and how much from brain damage in a car crash, either way he shouldn't be out and about, bothering kids or sponging off me.
Not sure how he was entitled to dole while living in a million dollar home and running two cars either.

Fuck Israel

2017-02-17 14:43:07

#118

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3934

So I have been feeding the dog the pellets with meatballs. He drops about as many pellets as he eats. He has shown no signs of distress yet. Getting frustrated.

I am starting to feel like Wile E. Coyote. This dog is still running around being a dog and I am probably going to end up accidentally poisoning myself.

2017-02-17 15:15:53

#119

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6847|949

you will be missed!

2017-02-17 16:03:33

#120

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +563|6928|Purplicious Wisconsin

unnamednewbie13 wrote:
You know, even if he is trolling that is some creepy fucking Joffrey shit.

I would argue Joffrey wouldn't like it either, no bloodshed or violence.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2017-02-18 01:57:18

#121

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6907

I would give you advice Macbeth, but then I don't want to be an accomplice to murder.

x

2017-02-18 04:20:28

#122

uziq: Member; +493|3667

can't you get locked up in the states for doing that sort of thing to animals? isn't it at least a felony?

2017-02-18 11:26:26

#123

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6907

Yes it's certainly a crime.

x

2017-02-18 11:52:20

#124

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3934

If the dog just drops dead it won't look like a crime. It is not like hitting it with an axe.

2017-02-18 17:17:14

#125

Pocshy2.0: Member; +23|3586

I'm not a genius, but wouldn't it be easier to take the dog somewhere far far away in your car and leave it there? Like, "oops, the dog ran away." No dead dog for forensics to determine that you poisoned it, no hard feelings, just, "I guess Rover is living somewhere else now"?

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