BF2S Forums EE Chats 2016

Jay wrote:

coke wrote:

Jay wrote:

She was really afraid of you turning into a poof... how'd that work out, ken-mom?

Did your mother not let you have one in case you turned into a fat bastard?

Backfired, didn't it?!

"Massively"

that was another one i wanted! But yeah, it didn't look like it had any lasting fun on it.  I'm honestly excited to bake some healthy no-sugar cookies in a plastic oven via lightbulb.

globefish23 wrote:

pirana6 wrote:

Had a vasectomy consultation today. Pretty much everything you'd expect: what was going to happen, what the effects were like, etc.
I've got 6 months to go through with it before I have to get a generic health check again.

0 kids are the best kids.

Money over everythang

What method are they using?

If it's cutting the ballsack open with a scalpel (probably on both sides), and then stitching the cut(s) closed, don't do it.
The better method is with punching a small, single hole in the center, through which both vasa deferentia are then pulled out.
Minimal invasion, no stitching, just a plaster over the hole.

What difference does it make? One is a hole with a scalpel, one is a hole with a punch right? They're both ways of access the plumbing but one goes through with a knife. One doesn't make the procedure more successful, just the recovery time less.

Furthermore, my andrologist, in addition to tying all 4 looped, loose ends with surgical threads, also cauterized all open ends and tucked away the upper ends into connective tissue in the peritoneal cavity.
That way, the chance of anything growing back together is basically zero.

Yeah they said they'd break out the soldering iron and cauterize everything that needs it. He warned me that people got nervous about that more most, but I've been cauterized before for a different, minor, surgery so that won't bother me much.

Be prepared to get enlarged epididymides, from all the unused sperm cells that can't go out and have to be decomposed there.
(Although, some doctors leave the inferior ends open, basically releasing the pressure and sperms into the scrotum.)

Sometimes I experience a dragging pain on the upper ends in the groins, both when I don't ejaculate for longer periods (~weeks), or when I jerk off too much (multiple times a day).

Also make sure that you don't ejaculate for several weeks after the srugery, and that you have at least two consecutive spermiograms coming out negative before omit other contraception!

I was told 1 week before sex/pr0nz. I don't really care when it is, I can wait, but I'm genuinely curious what happens if I do. Just pain? Or will the sperm get to the end of the tubes and start putting them back together?

less than a century ago young boys from well-to-do families would be raised and dressed as girls for the first few years of their lives.

didn't seem to fuck them up. all those homoerotic sex rituals at the skull & bones club and yachting club are part of ordinary male socialisation. right?

o quaint olde england



prince charles as hamlet

A lesbian just knocked out Ronda Rousey. Subaru needs to get her an endorsement deal ASAP.

What's everyone's new year resolutions???

I always knew uzique missed his calling as a proctologist.

listen jokes aside i think there's a strong chance i'll marry some bird in vegas in a few months (for citizenship)

why not innit

worked out for that guy in hangover

I might too

Get a job teaching engineering classes at a rural university of phoenix satellite campus