not a fan of big breasts. I like handfuls.
where do I find these womenuziq wrote:
which includes psytrance raves, ketamine, extensive history of sexual abuse
Fine, if you're feeling left out..mtb0minime wrote:
Seriously there's no other kinky weirdos out there? Bullshit. You all are pathetic and boring.
Into latex too, and bdsm, and bdsm with latex..
let me guess, you like to bottom? Preferably with a latex mask and ball gag?
gosh darn you got me so good ken, never heard that one before
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BDSM like locking your girlfriend in the closest against her will for a few days.
you've aged quite a bit finny, but you're still pretty lame. When you say you're into BDSM, have you actually tried it though? Or are you just talking about jerking off to kink.com shoots?Finray wrote:
gosh darn you got me so good ken, never heard that one before
tried a little bit of tying up, both in control and not, with a couple of partners, yeah I quite like itKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
you've aged quite a bit finny, but you're still pretty lame. When you say you're into BDSM, have you actually tried it though? Or are you just talking about jerking off to kink.com shoots?Finray wrote:
gosh darn you got me so good ken, never heard that one before
also strangled a chick when she asked for it, that was .. idk about that one
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How badly did you strangle her?
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Take it to the shitty music threadJay wrote:
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I was close to trying some bondage stuff in my early 20's but I chickened out Dunno, I think I was a bit weary of the possible ice pick under the bed of a woman I didn't know at all. Then again I picked up random women plenty enough when I was single and there were a few unstable cases among there so, yeah. Gotta ask the wife
Like a little bondage myself, but none of the S&M stuff, and only if I'm in the rubber. Breath control is fun too.
Good bondage folk are supposed to leave things loose enough that you could actually escape if it was absolutely necessary. Actually, there was a fun time where I was hog tied of some sort and told to get out. A huge part of the experience is giving up control and putting all your trust in that person (hence bonding), no being scared of ice picks
Good bondage folk are supposed to leave things loose enough that you could actually escape if it was absolutely necessary. Actually, there was a fun time where I was hog tied of some sort and told to get out. A huge part of the experience is giving up control and putting all your trust in that person (hence bonding), no being scared of ice picks
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SuperJail Warden wrote:
How badly did you strangle her?
the police told me not to discuss details of "the incident"SuperJail Warden wrote:
SuperJail Warden wrote:
How badly did you strangle her?
You've come a long way from hugging pickles.mtb0minime wrote:
Like a little bondage myself, but none of the S&M stuff, and only if I'm in the rubber. Breath control is fun too.
Good bondage folk are supposed to leave things loose enough that you could actually escape if it was absolutely necessary. Actually, there was a fun time where I was hog tied of some sort and told to get out. A huge part of the experience is giving up control and putting all your trust in that person (hence bonding), no being scared of ice picks
Hugging? I was squeezing it into my butt. Get dat prostate orgasm.
I have this fantasy about a woman actually going crazy like I have a large package instead of just lying there motionless like they expect it to get better before I climax.
That and one about my teddy bear climbing on top of a chick and giving it to her good while I watch from the closet wanking off on the face of a picture of Nancy Pelosi while Rush Limbaugh talks about how awesome I am on the radio in the background.
Anyone know where I can find an anatomically correct programmable teddy ruxpin? It would help me a lot right now.
That and one about my teddy bear climbing on top of a chick and giving it to her good while I watch from the closet wanking off on the face of a picture of Nancy Pelosi while Rush Limbaugh talks about how awesome I am on the radio in the background.
Anyone know where I can find an anatomically correct programmable teddy ruxpin? It would help me a lot right now.
Superteds might be able to help you out...
You're going to fit in just fine around here.MajorSpittle wrote:
I have this fantasy about a woman actually going crazy like I have a large package instead of just lying there motionless like they expect it to get better before I climax.
That and one about my teddy bear climbing on top of a chick and giving it to her good while I watch from the closet wanking off on the face of a picture of Nancy Pelosi while Rush Limbaugh talks about how awesome I am on the radio in the background.
Anyone know where I can find an anatomically correct programmable teddy ruxpin? It would help me a lot right now.
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girls with brightly dyed hair
i am not into alternative music and raves so i don't come in contact with these very often. i am also 26 now and unfortunly girls are much less likely to go blue as they get older. I wish i was 16 again and can return to my high school and hook up with many gothic girls with funny hair.
a high school friend of mine added me to facebook and goes to raves and takes pictures with girls with blue hair. we should hang out sometime.
i am not into alternative music and raves so i don't come in contact with these very often. i am also 26 now and unfortunly girls are much less likely to go blue as they get older. I wish i was 16 again and can return to my high school and hook up with many gothic girls with funny hair.
a high school friend of mine added me to facebook and goes to raves and takes pictures with girls with blue hair. we should hang out sometime.
I'd like to choke the hell out of that first skank. Only if she was into that though....
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These girls are probably easy to bed. That's great and all but unfortunately you can't have a long-term relationship with them because they can't be trusted or easily controlled.CC-Marley wrote:
I'd like to choke the hell out of that first skank. Only if she was into that though....
This thread is giving me the heebie jeebies.
probably easy to bed because they have blue hair and/or go to raves? Can't be trusted or controlled....wowSuperJail Warden wrote:
These girls are probably easy to bed. That's great and all but unfortunately you can't have a long-term relationship with them because they can't be trusted or easily controlled.CC-Marley wrote:
I'd like to choke the hell out of that first skank. Only if she was into that though....
I realize you are semi-trolling but i think you actually somewhat believe what you are typing.