Women are bad locks

2009-11-15 21:56:51

#1

Benzin: Member; +576|6216

"I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up."

2009-11-15 21:57:25

#2

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6370|what

didn't someone sig that shit?

2009-11-15 22:00:06

#3

Benzin: Member; +576|6216

No idea. I just saw it on my friend's FB page.

2009-11-15 22:01:30

#4

SplinterStrike: Roamer; +250|6628|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

Awesome. Plain awesome XD

2009-11-15 22:01:32

#5

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5803

http://forums.bf2s.com/profile.php?id=21571
Wreck's sig

2009-11-15 22:01:45

#6

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6715

DesertFox- wrote:
Ha, another classic bash one
<Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

2009-11-15 22:07:10

#7

GC_PaNzerFIN: Work and study @ Technical Uni; +528|6632|Finland

"Get back in the kitchen, you are thinking too much!"

O wait... that was a bit rude...

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2009-11-16 10:42:03

#8

Wreckognize: Member; +294|6702

ohai

2009-11-16 10:58:13

#9

IrishGrimReaper: Field Marshal | o |; +142|6939|Ireland | Monaghan

hallo!

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2009-11-16 11:05:30

#10

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6006|Catherine Black

[19:03] Finray: "I just had an argument......"
[19:04] Jenni: >.<
[19:04] Jenni: men are fuckwits

2009-11-16 12:45:49

#11

JakAttaK: csanva<3; +492|6543|England

This is really quite weird. I saw someone post this in the Xfire quotes thread. I then made it my Facebook status, to which 2 friends on msn asked me why I was stealing their joke. Then I went on my old clan forum and someone had posted it in the joke section there too

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2009-11-16 12:46:50

#12

Brasso: member; +1,549|6848

burnzz wrote:
DesertFox- wrote:
Ha, another classic bash one
<Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

yeah thats where i saw it as well

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2009-11-16 12:47:46

#13

ceslayer23: IN YOUR MIRROR; +142|6578|CLOSER THAN I APPEAR

it was on the front page of digg yesterday

http://bash.org/?908184#d

Last edited by ceslayer23 (2009-11-16 12:49:30)

2009-11-16 12:49:30

#14

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6849|949

Yeah well it is the internet. There are thousands of other people hitting bored.com, bash.org, 4chan, somethingawful and the like. Most likely if you see a joke on the internet that isn't from your friend's geocities webblog that no one hits, it aint too original.

2009-11-16 15:21:48

#15

Skorpy-chan: Member; +127|6562|Twyford, UK

Well, of course girls make bad locks. They have no locking mechanism built in. You could maybe prop the door closed by tying her up and leaning her against it, but then you may as well tie the handle to the frame with the rope instead.

2009-11-16 15:29:53

#16

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6910

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Yeah well it is the internet. There are thousands of other people hitting bored.com, bash.org, 4chan, somethingawful and the like. Most likely if you see a joke on the internet that isn't from your friend's geocities webblog that no one hits, it aint too original.

No more geocites, so everyone is s.o.l.

x

2009-11-16 15:49:48

#17

BRiiNDED: Member; +137|6342

It's in humour and stories somewhere, pretty sure it's there.

I was wrong.... it was in 'Top 100 IRC/XFire quotes'

DesertFox- wrote:
Ha, another classic bash one
<Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.

Last edited by BRiiNDED (2009-11-16 15:51:36)

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