Official Drunk Thread

2014-03-01 15:44:29

#4651

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6539|Graz, Austria

I had some nice handmade stouts from tiny, local Styrian breweries today.
Hermann, 6.5% alcohol
http://gratzerbrau.at/Hermann

Triple 22, 9.5% alcohol
http://www.forstner-biere.at/tripple_22.php

2014-04-12 09:26:08

#4652

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5393|Sydney

Was given a nip of a 40 year old Remy XO after work today, was told to keep it hush.

i'm not a fan of brandy at all, but this Cognac was sublime.

2014-04-13 00:34:19

#4653

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6527

I love you all <3

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2014-04-15 20:31:50

#4654

Steve-0: Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.; +215|4175|SL,UT

my father-in-law passed away, and it has me thinking of my own mortality.

i want to be stepped on by an elephant whilst making love.

2014-04-16 08:38:18

#4655

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6539|Graz, Austria

Steve-0 wrote:
my father-in-law passed away, and it has me thinking of my own mortality.

i want to be stepped on by an elephant whilst making love.

Hmm.
From you I was expecting something like drowning in a whiskey barrel and not getting found for 30 years.

2014-04-30 10:07:57

#4656

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5393|Sydney

Ya

2014-04-30 12:30:30

#4657

Steve-0: Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.; +215|4175|SL,UT

globefish23 wrote:
From you I was expecting something like drowning in a whiskey barrel and not getting found for 30 years.

that's where i spent the last 30 years. now that i'm sober, look for me in the girl problems thread.

2014-04-30 13:19:31

#4658

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6847|949

i've been having some abdominal issues ever since i got back from vegas last week. I think it's related to drinking. Going to see my doc tomorrow.

You bet your ass i'll keep you updated

2014-04-30 15:02:27

#4659

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +691|6506|Washington St.

Sounds like an average monday to me. Get over it princess.

2014-04-30 17:10:35

#4660

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6847|949

haha im getting old, dude. Starting to actually worry about my health

2014-04-30 17:34:38

#4661

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3934

all of those years of cum guzzling finally got to you

2014-04-30 18:12:05

#4662

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6847|949

you've got problems, dude

2014-04-30 19:08:43

#4663

Steve-0: Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.; +215|4175|SL,UT

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
you've got problems, dude

but a bitch ain't one. Macbeth will die a lonely death, institutionalized, never having loved the twelve year old asian hooker he wants to be with.

we can only hope that Jay's property taxes will take proper care of Macbeth's padded room . . .

2014-04-30 19:22:16

#4664

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3934

i have a Cantonese girlfriend.

2014-04-30 19:52:58

#4665

SuperJail Warden: Gone Forever; +640|3934

can we take the subject back to ken's poor lifestyle choices? thanks

2014-05-02 15:10:03

#4666

Steve-0: Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.; +215|4175|SL,UT

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/62043/10247469_10204141310119204_5599978470126141370_n.jpg

2014-05-02 17:05:19

#4667

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6847|949

chest xray came back 'normal'

i get the results of my physical on thursday morning. Already celebrating with a glass of 12 year laphroaig

2014-05-02 17:07:00

#4668

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +691|6506|Washington St.

out of curiosity, what would a chest x-ray be looking for specifically?

edito: i figured they would have looked at the abdomen area for stomach ulcers, liver issues, intestine issues, etc.

Last edited by pirana6 (2014-05-02 17:07:42)

2014-05-04 11:29:49

#4669

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6539|Graz, Austria

pirana6 wrote:
out of curiosity, what would a chest x-ray be looking for specifically?

edito: i figured they would have looked at the abdomen area for stomach ulcers, liver issues, intestine issues, etc.

Lung cancer.
Bullets lodged in your spine.
Concealed weapons at an airport.
Alien lifeforms about to burst out of your chest.

2014-05-04 16:12:58

#4670

Steve-0: Karma limited. Contact Admin to Be Promoted.; +215|4175|SL,UT

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Already celebrating with a glass of 12 year laphroaig

you should have your head examined.

you celebrate with Glenmorangie, Glinlivet, or MacCallan, and warm yourself up with Laphroaig or Bowmore. Lagavulin on a particularly cold night.

2014-05-05 09:12:15