Fuck a Mod, FatherTed should be nominated as Supreme Motherfucking Overlord. FatherTed is a patriot, a captain of industry, a shining beacon of the triumph of humanity, an man amongst children and a hero to all who should befall his wisdom and courage. FatherTed has genitalia that belongs on some kind of zoo animal and has rendered several women incapable of walking again after a vigorous mating session. FatherTed's seed cures AIDS and replaces it with HPV. FatherTed invented tits, patent pending. Everyday I wake my son up by punching him in the fucking face and scream at him "Why can't you be more like FatherTed you putrid little shit?!?"
Still, FatherTed in yet to become a mod over all you lesser men. Get your act together, BF2s.
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