bennisboy
Member
+829|6875|Poundland
meh, just bonus hop around them all!
jord
Member
+2,382|6907|The North, beyond the wall.
yeah i went on bet365
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6945
***** Hand History for Game 12810668486 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $6 USD Buy-in Trny:80780513 Level:14  Blinds-Antes(500/1,000 -100) - Tuesday, March 26, 12:00:36 EDT 2013
Table $1,500 Gtd (3063404) Table #15 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 9/10
Seat 2: H0neyBunny ( 22,670 )
Seat 7: Michael_Nsk ( 14,893 )
Seat 3: Pavel9590 ( 9,159 )
Seat 5: Tool_Item ( 18,535 )
Seat 6: bjarmet99 ( 31,379 )
Seat 4: concord1111 ( 11,931 )
Seat 9: cybargs ( 33,130 )
Seat 8: fc_spartakmsk ( 10,345 )
Seat 1: tbaxstar ( 5,707 )
Trny:80780513 Level:14
Blinds-Antes(500/1,000 -100)
tbaxstar posts ante [100]
H0neyBunny posts ante [100]
Pavel9590 posts ante [100]
concord1111 posts ante [100]
Tool_Item posts ante [100]
bjarmet99 posts ante [100]
Michael_Nsk posts ante [100]
fc_spartakmsk posts ante [100]
cybargs posts ante [100]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to cybargs [  Th 9h ]
cybargs raises [3,000]
tbaxstar is all-In  [5,607]
H0neyBunny folds
Pavel9590 folds
concord1111 folds
Tool_Item folds
bjarmet99 folds
Michael_Nsk folds
fc_spartakmsk folds
cybargs calls [2,607]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2h, 5h, 8s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Td ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ts ]
cybargs shows [ Th, 9h ]three of a kind, Tens.
tbaxstar shows [ Ac, As ]two pairs, Aces and Tens.
cybargs wins 13,614 chips from the main pot with three of a kind, Tens.
Player tbaxstar finished in 34 place and received $10.54 USD

loooooooooool
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Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5814

Oh fuck. Not this shit again
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6945
at least its in the right thread
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,978|6860|949

I won a little over $600 in vegas at the beginning of march. I spent it on strippers and booze.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5814

Did you at least get to have sex with her?
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,978|6860|949

nope. She (Vanessa) actually won me money at video poker AT the strip club.  We split the winnings then she gave me a few dances in private.  I didn't end up spending THAT much money at the strip club because of this.  Thinking back, they probably rig that poker machine at the bar of the strip club.

Oh Vanessa. I hope you make it through school. Goodbye my LOVE!
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5814

I went to a strip club once. Horrible experience. Never doing that again.
tell us about this horrible experience mbeth
Uzique The Lesser
Banned
+382|4483
were you on acid? did you want to touch their dreadlocks? were they out of asians?
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5814

No Asians. Had to get a lapdance from a black girl. She made me touch her boobs. Felt creepy afterward. They didn't have Guinness on tap and handed me a can and a glass.
Uzique The Lesser
Banned
+382|4483
lol pint of guinness in the strip club hahahahahahaha
Uzique The Lesser
Banned
+382|4483
macbeth you literally crack me up
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6921
Ive only been to strip clubs while in Montreal. One or two dollar cover compared to twenty in Brooklyn. And gorgeous young French Canadian girls. An Asian one too. Plus they encourage touching.

That said, I've not played poker in at least a year.
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6887|BC, Canada

Macbeth wrote:

No Asians. Had to get a lapdance from a black girl. She made me touch her boobs. Felt creepy afterward. They didn't have Guinness on tap and handed me a can and a glass.
This is hat makes you feel creepy? Not all the other stuff?
jord
Member
+2,382|6907|The North, beyond the wall.
The last time i went to a strip club it was a newly opened one a town over after a works do. Honestly the most unappealing and mediocre looking strippers I've ever seen.
Uzique The Lesser
Banned
+382|4483
i have never been into a strip club, and i consider it a point of some small personal pride.
jord
Member
+2,382|6907|The North, beyond the wall.
you aren't missing anything I don't think. i've been to 2 and I'm not in a hurry to go back to one.
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|6887|BC, Canada
Meh. They are fun sometimes. Amateur night in Whistler when they had a strip club was always a blast.
Uzique The Lesser
Banned
+382|4483
imo there are 2 types who go into strip clubs:

1) genuinely lonely or sexually frustrated/adventurous/perverted people
2) 'lads' who go in with macho-bravado groups to ogle women in a strange rite of alpha bonding

i am neither. plus i've always got an above-stripper quality girlfriend, innit.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,978|6860|949

They can be fun sometimes. Amatuer night as whiteroom suggested are awesome. Its just a tad more expensive than a bar and there are half naked women all around.

Uzi channeling jay with his social synopsis. All we need is jay to tell us who the introverts and who the extroverts are in this grand social fishbowl.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5814

-Whiteroom- wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

No Asians. Had to get a lapdance from a black girl. She made me touch her boobs. Felt creepy afterward. They didn't have Guinness on tap and handed me a can and a glass.
This is hat makes you feel creepy? Not all the other stuff?
What other stuff?
Uzique The Lesser
Banned
+382|4483

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

They can be fun sometimes. Amatuer night as whiteroom suggested are awesome. Its just a tad more expensive than a bar and there are half naked women all around.

Uzi channeling jay with his social synopsis. All we need is jay to tell us who the introverts and who the extroverts are in this grand social fishbowl.
i think it must be a cultural thing. british people are on the whole more reserved. we would not see an "amateur" night as "awesome". we would tend to see it as rather ghastly. we don't do "wet t-shirt competitions". we don't do water-pistols squiring at bikini clad college sophomores' on spring-break. we're more permissive morally, which is probably the funny thing, but we're just not so... publicly licentious? does that make sense? strip-clubs over here are just the wrong side of seedy and creepy.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6726

but you publish tits on page 2 amirite?

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