Yo momma jokes...

2006-05-23 14:00:31

#1

claydawg: Chuck Norris' Homeboy; +85|6930|Oxford, MS

I occasionally see people throw out a 'yo momma' joke on the battlefield, and sometimes it's quite funny. What's the best (or worst) 'yo momma' joke you've ever told/heard? I'll start:

Yo momma is so skinny, she can hoola hoop with a cheerio.

2006-05-23 14:01:42

#2

Gabbo: Member; +1|7005

Hey leave my mom out of this and ill leave my fingers out of ur mom

Last edited by Gabbo (2006-05-23 14:03:53)

2006-05-23 14:02:25

#3

kkolodsick: Member; +14|6973

I saw your mamma walking down the street kicking can, asked her what she was doin, she said moving.

2006-05-23 14:03:18

#4

acidkiller187: Member; +123|6937

Gabbo wrote:
Hey leave my mom out of this and ill my fingers out of ur mom

you got a shotgun mamma two cocks and shes loaded

2006-05-23 14:04:15

#5

claydawg: Chuck Norris' Homeboy; +85|6930|Oxford, MS

lol, Nice!

Your mom reminds me of a bowling ball...she gets picked up, fingered, rolled down the gutter, and then she comes back for more

2006-05-23 14:08:40

#6

uber73: Member; +188|7059|Brisbane

Im a massive Rat Pack fan, and this is a classic...

If all the women in all of texas was as ugly as yo momma, then the Lone Ranger, he gonna be 'lone for a long time...

(c/o Dean Martin / Frank Sinatra / Sammy Davis Jnr)

2006-05-23 14:20:30

#7

=|A mere Shadow|=: The Anarchist; +121|6933|Britain and Damn proud of it!

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to steal a free sample.

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order.

Yo momma's so fat people use her dandruff as quilts.

2006-05-23 14:33:00

#8

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|6930|Camp XRay

Yo mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.

Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.

Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.

Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas.

Yo mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs.

Yo mama's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."

Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.

Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."

Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

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2006-05-23 14:41:01

#9

claydawg: Chuck Norris' Homeboy; +85|6930|Oxford, MS

Your mom is so greasy, she uses bacon for band-aids

2006-05-23 15:38:09

#10

The Bartenders Son: Member; +42|7000|online

YO MAMA's SO FAT she jumped up and got stuck!

2006-05-24 03:51:44

#11

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|7038|Uhh... erm...

Yo mamma's so stupid, she thinks square roots are vegetables.

2006-05-24 03:57:45

#12

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7023

yo mammas so stupid she studied for a blood test

Last edited by cyborg_ninja-117 (2006-05-24 03:57:59)

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2006-05-24 05:46:13

#13

BellusEndus: Make love not war; +59|6930|Edinburg

Yo mommas so fat when she lies down on the beach, Green Peace try to roll her back into the sea.

2006-05-26 09:09:47

#14

ImposedThreat: You Were My Promotion; +24|6971|USA

Yo mama so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

2006-05-26 09:59:03

#15

Burning_Monkey: Moving Target; +108|7145

Yo mama's so fat, when cut she bleeds gravy.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own zip code.
Yo mama's so ugly, it didn't matter what cut of meat was around her neck, the dog still wouldn't play with her.
Yo mams's so ugly, even Clinton wouldn hit it.

2006-05-26 10:16:07

#16

claydawg: Chuck Norris' Homeboy; +85|6930|Oxford, MS

Burning_Monkey wrote:
Yo mama's so fat, when cut she bleeds gravy.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own zip code.
Yo mama's so ugly, it didn't matter what cut of meat was around her neck, the dog still wouldn't play with her.
Yo mams's so ugly, even Clinton wouldn hit it.

lol, that's awesome.

2006-05-26 11:01:12

#17

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7150|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Yo mama wouldn't tell as retarded jokes as these.

2006-05-26 11:01:55

#18

claydawg: Chuck Norris' Homeboy; +85|6930|Oxford, MS

PBAsydney wrote:
Yo mama wouldn't tell as retarded jokes as these.

What would yo momma do?

2006-05-26 11:04:23

#19

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7150|Reykjavík, Iceland.

What would jesus do?

2006-05-26 11:06:31

#20

claydawg: Chuck Norris' Homeboy; +85|6930|Oxford, MS

I bet he would do yo momma

2006-05-26 11:19:45

#21

Burning_Monkey: Moving Target; +108|7145

claydawg wrote:
I bet he would do yo momma

yo mama is so nasty not even Jesus loves her.

2006-05-26 11:21:48

#22

claydawg: Chuck Norris' Homeboy; +85|6930|Oxford, MS

Burning_Monkey wrote:
claydawg wrote:
I bet he would do yo momma
yo mama is so nasty not even Jesus loves her.

LOL +1 for that!

2006-05-26 11:40:48

#23

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|7052|Houston, TX

Yo mama is so fat, she wore heels to work and came home in flats.

Yo mama is so stupid, she chews gum to keep the air in her head pressurized.

Yo mama is so fat, my ears pop when she comes in the room.

Yo mama is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change.

ahh the classics..

KJ

Last edited by Kung Jew (2006-05-26 11:41:43)

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