Wait, I thought they wanted savants and maths geniuses.
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well even on this forum's spunkstain of an intelligence pool, i think jay has you pegged in that one.
You do know I worked four years in a tech startup right?
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Yep. Not even dreaming of a "normal" office job at that company. It's a data center thingy I'm after here in Finland. Got mad skillz in installing and replacing shit! Just need to convince them that they really need me. I think my convincing will just end up in the old shift + del department... Always good to try! Never know...Uzique The Lesser wrote:
you do realize their recruitment process is basically an autism scanning process for stanford math geniuses and MIT savants, rightUltrafunkula wrote:
Was bored and sent my CV to Google.
I visited Google HQ. They have rainbow Google coloured bikes that the employees ride around on from building to building, and just leave them laying around unattended. It seemed a pleasant place.
yeah just like i've "worked" for a year in the world's top tech firm!!!!!Dilbert_X wrote:
You do know I worked four years in a tech startup right?
But you weren't part of the core engineering team developing the underlying technology behind world-leading products were you, nor is Jay I suspect.
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lol at turning a joke conversation into the world's most gratuitous brag.
if you're so great why do you fucking live at home and spend all your spare time convening with adolescents on internet forums?
does larry page do this as well?
if you're so great why do you fucking live at home and spend all your spare time convening with adolescents on internet forums?
does larry page do this as well?
I'm the one who turns every post into a brag or putdown?
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i wouldn't equate 'brags' and 'putdowns' as the same thing. calling people dumb for their retarded thought in d&st is not equatable to a brag, no matter what pop-psychology you may throw at it.
Who are you to tell people they're dumb and their thought is retarded?
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someone very credible.
Even if that were true, telling peple they're dumb and retarded isn't exactly great conversation style is it?
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he is a matriculated student.Dilbert_X wrote:
Who are you to tell people they're dumb and their thought is retarded?
our business moved 8 miles further away from my house. i had to repatch the network panel for the contractor being paid to get us on the network. i had to redo the servers in the office to point to the right URL. i had to tell the electrician why the amperage load was wrong for the office (the plugs were too far apart, and there was too much draw on each circuit). i had to re-key the backdoor entrance (because everyone needs backdoor access) because the locksmith cut the tumblers to work with the front door key. i had to explain to the vice president in charge of sales why his iphone and macbook didn't work anymore (because he is an apple fanboy idiot as well as not being patient enough for the network to return). i had to call our phone provider because the owner didn't understand we now needed a PRI to replace the 15 lines we used to have. i had to sacrifice my goddam weekend because the last building owner didn't believe that we couldn't fit one more new hire into our existing office space, even though that the newhire was dumber than a bag of hammers and was only suited to moderate bf2s.com in this life.
jesus wept, i need a new job that doesn't remind me how goddam stupid bf2s moderators are . . .
am i here to make friends? tell me.
fuck off asshole
you have a friend in me
I dunno, why do you come here if its to tell people they're stupid?Uzique The Lesser wrote:
am i here to make friends? tell me.
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you have atg's dick planted firmly in your cheek.Macbeth wrote:
you have a friend in me
idiot.
i come here for many things. none of them to do with making friends. occasionally people say dumb things. i say they are dumb. i have a multitude of talents.Dilbert_X wrote:
I dunno, why do you come here if its to tell people they're stupid?Uzique The Lesser wrote:
am i here to make friends? tell me.
fuck off, asshole
Why do you need to tell people they're dumb, retarded, like the wrong music, bought the wrong clothes, headphones etc etc?Uzique wrote:
i come here for many things. none of them to do with making friends. occasionally people say dumb things. i say they are dumb. i have a multitude of talents
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Was offered a position designing HVAC systems for high rises. Better pay, more casual work environment, but not sure how much growth potential there is. Conundrum.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
And another offer!
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Thank you avman!
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat