That wasn't a dis. It was a compliment.Camm wrote:
Uzique The Lesser wrote:
you could have told me your wife was a squirter
Am I wrong?
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Am I wrong?
I would say it's bad since he's implying he's plowed your wife like a west-country field.King_County_Downy wrote:
That wasn't a dis. It was a compliment.Camm wrote:
Uzique The Lesser wrote:
you could have told me your wife was a squirter
Am I wrong?
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
lol
He wishes! I've seen the ugly ass bitches he's been with.
Bottom feeders.
Bottom feeders.
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Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
I dunno...the current one (if still the same girl) is pretty gorgeous.
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I'll take your word for it. I wonder if she knows what a cunt he is yet.tuckergustav wrote:
I dunno...the current one (if still the same girl) is pretty gorgeous.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Get a room faggots.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
im back too look at me look at me im back im back
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Don't be so desperate teds. It's not flattering.
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fine ):
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I'm just kiddin teds. Desperation looks good on ya.
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down's, is bottom feeder meant to be a compliment? i'd say your wife made an excellent bottom feeder when she was eating the sweetcorn from my butthole like a pre-schooler with a pez dispenser.
p.s. you lose
p.s. you lose
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I would love to meet you, one on one. Buddy.Uzique The Lesser wrote:
down's, is bottom feeder meant to be a compliment? i'd say your wife made an excellent bottom feeder when she was eating the sweetcorn from my butthole like a pre-schooler with a pez dispenser.
p.s. you lose
Fer serious. Then we'd see who loses. Bitch.
WOO! Internet badass!
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
PS. Jesus Christ you look like a real life troll! I wanna take you to the Bingo Hall with me and Twist your hair into a spiral for good luck!
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
i took that shot as your wife was thrusting her tongue into the melted-chocolate center of my poopsy pop.
and don't act tough. we all know a decade of crack has left you frail and prone to hip failures.
and don't act tough. we all know a decade of crack has left you frail and prone to hip failures.
My wife hates anal play, so you're way off kilter there dude.
I don't know why you keep going on about your pooper hole. Interesting to say the least... and perhaps more revealing than interesting?
To your second point, I am almost 40.... you have a point there young'in. But I'd still whip your ass IRL. You'll never take that from me. My hips are groovy "like disco inferno". Ask my wife.
I don't know why you keep going on about your pooper hole. Interesting to say the least... and perhaps more revealing than interesting?
To your second point, I am almost 40.... you have a point there young'in. But I'd still whip your ass IRL. You'll never take that from me. My hips are groovy "like disco inferno". Ask my wife.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
ergh white folk
He was ranting about sports earlier, clearly wears dresses.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
i wasn't ranting, darling. a topic about sports corruption came up, which m3th defended irrationally, cutting off his nose to spite his face, etc.Jay wrote:
He was ranting about sports earlier, clearly wears dresses.
i was just talking about how sports seems to bring out the tribal moron in people.
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King_County_Downy wrote:
To your second point, I am almost 40.... you have a point there young'in. But I'd still whip your ass IRL. You'll never take that from me. My hips are groovy "like disco inferno". Ask my wife.
does your wife liken your hip movements to outmoded genres from the 70's because that's the last time you were free of erectile dysfunction?
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I agreed with your premise, but you still came across as an effeminite little bitch, especially when you began touting your 1337 tennis skillz.Uzique The Lesser wrote:
i wasn't ranting, darling. a topic about sports corruption came up, which m3th defended irrationally, cutting off his nose to spite his face, etc.Jay wrote:
He was ranting about sports earlier, clearly wears dresses.
i was just talking about how sports seems to bring out the tribal moron in people.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
jay we all know your denigration of tennis stems from the fact it's a predominantly white-middle-class privileged sport. you want to join the yacht club but you think tennis is faggy? so much self-loathing rolled up in one big cuddly bear. i just want to squeeze you.
I'm so glad uzique is allowed to post more than once every 30 minutes. It adds so much positivity to this place