Most random series of events.

2013-01-14 11:57:58

#1

TSI: Cholera in the time of love; +247|6209|Toronto

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10333211

A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

The man drove up to a Hell's Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy.

He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site.

He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.

After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.

After driving about 1km, he had abandoned the bulldozer in the middle of the motorway, near Allershausen. He continued his journey by hitchhiking.

"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.

The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.

I like pie.

2013-01-14 12:07:16

#2

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6228|Vortex Ring State

this happened 2 years ago apparently.

2013-01-14 13:00:56

#3

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5407|Sydney

I was about to post this.

2013-01-14 13:32:11

#4

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5771|Toronto

Sounds like mania, not depression. Related if you're bi-polar, but the mood stabilizers shouldn't be termed "depression medication," even if it is just "said to have stopped." Damn BBC fact checkers on a wonky case in Germany that the B-staff was assigned. Don't we have standards anymore?

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2013-01-14 13:39:07

#5

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5407|Sydney

I had thought the same thing too.

2013-01-14 14:08:29

#6

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6900|UK

he was prob bipolar

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2013-01-14 17:15:42

#7

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6381|what

He was a looney.

2013-01-14 17:19:12

#8

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5814

sounds like a guy who knows how to have a good time

2013-01-14 17:23:54

#9

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5407|Sydney

There's a party in his head and we're all invited.

2013-01-15 10:45:38

#10

bennisboy: Member; +829|6875|Poundland

A rival today...

A cleaning woman stole an empty commuter train in a suburb of Stockholm and crashed it into a house, injuring herself, Swedish officials say.

The four-carriage train was driven out of the depot for about a mile until it jumped the tracks, becoming wedged into a three-storey building.

Police arrested a woman, who was flown to a Stockholm hospital with serious injuries. Nobody else was hurt.

A railway official confirmed the woman in custody was an employee.

"We have only heard good things about her," Tomas Hedenius, a spokesman for train operator Arriva, was quoted as saying by AP news agency.

"We're investigating how this could happen."

Three families were inside the apartment building hit by the train but nobody was injured, the spokesman added.

"It's incredibly lucky that no-one in the house was injured," police spokesman Ulf Lindgren told TT news agency.

Christer G Wennerholm, a member of the Stockholm County Council's traffic committee, said: "It shouldn't be possible for unauthorised people to drive our trains."

2013-01-15 15:20:13

#11

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6851|Little Bentcock

Maybe she was just cleaning it

2013-01-15 15:45:57

#12

_j5689_: Dreads & Bergers; +364|6945|Riva, MD

And she happened to brush the ignition and the throttle just right to get it going

2013-01-15 16:09:19

#13

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6851|Little Bentcock

Exactly.

2013-01-16 07:03:40

#14

ROGUEDD: BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.; +452|5617|Fuck this.

https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m783elmT1Q1r74yzko1_400.gif

Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!

2013-01-16 08:05:47

#15

eusgen: Nugget; +402|7021|Jupiter

I saw this on the TV while I was at the dentist yesterday and couldn't help but laugh my ass off

"Charles Ross, Fla. man, arrested for giving wedgies outside movie theater, police say"

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162- … olice-say/

Police said Ross grabbed people by the back of the pants and pulled them up, hard. Several victims said they were too embarrassed to press charges.

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2013-01-16 08:09:28

#16

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6965|Oxferd Ohire

pussies

2013-01-16 12:41:22

#17

bennisboy: Member; +829|6875|Poundland

This is now the strange crimes thread

2013-01-17 11:43:24

#18

eusgen: Nugget; +402|7021|Jupiter

bennisboy wrote:
This is now the strange crimes thread

2013-01-20 06:39:37

#19

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5814

eusgen wrote:
I saw this on the TV while I was at the dentist yesterday and couldn't help but laugh my ass off

"Charles Ross, Fla. man, arrested for giving wedgies outside movie theater, police say"

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162- … olice-say/

Police said Ross grabbed people by the back of the pants and pulled them up, hard. Several victims said they were too embarrassed to press charges.

ah this guy. He does a bunch of youtube "prank" videos that usually involve pissing someone off in public.

He took the worst video of his down from his channel, the "Kissing Strangers" one ,but it has been rehosted.

As you can see he is a massively dickish person. Some of those could be classified as straight up assault.

Last edited by Macbeth (2013-01-20 06:40:29)

2013-01-20 06:53:58

#20

Uzique The Lesser: Banned; +382|4483

assault needs to constitute fear and intimidation. an 'unlawful application of force' is battery. though i'm not sure a kiss would constitute 'force'.

it's more like sexual harassment, i.e. unwanted physical touching of a lewd/sexual nature.

Last edited by aynrandroolz (2013-01-20 06:54:46)

2013-02-01 18:44:03

#21

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5814

eusgen wrote:
bennisboy wrote:
This is now the strange crimes thread

In a statement given to a sergeant with the Wharton County Sheriff’s Office, Andrew Mendoza, 29, waived his assorted rights and told of a late night encounter with a brown horse.

Mendoza, who had been waiting to hear from his girlfriend, noted that, “I told myself that if she didn’t call me I was going to go next door and mess with the neighbor’s horse.”

Which is what occurred, Mendoza, seen at right, told Sergeant Raymond Jansky.

“I was trying to make the horse have a baby,” Mendoza explained. “I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He added, “I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.”

The horse lover, whose rap sheet included a wide variety of felony and misdemeanor collars, later pleaded guilty to public lewdness and criminal trespass and was sentenced to four months in jail.

Mendoza’s criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail, where he was being held on indecency with a child and trespassing charges.

yup horseman babies

Last edited by Macbeth (2013-02-01 18:44:16)

2013-02-02 04:19:05

#22

bennisboy: Member; +829|6875|Poundland

Hahaha horseman babies.

The best

2013-02-18 19:01:44

#23

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6851|Little Bentcock

so crazy

2013-02-18 21:53:48

#24

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5407|Sydney

bitches be cray

Last edited by Jaekus (2013-02-18 21:53:58)

2013-02-21 22:42:59

#25

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5407|Sydney

UK boy with disorder of eating walls given inedible home

London: A UK boy who suffers from a rare condition that drives him to munch on curtains and carpets has been given a new 36,000 pounds "inedible" bedroom after he gnawed through the walls of his last one.

Zach Tahir, of Salford, Greater Manchester, who has turned six, suffers from an eating disorder called PICA, which makes him crave inedible objects including stones, paper and moss.

His mother, Rachel Horn, said that "there's no limit to what he will try to eat" - a point proven when he started chewing on his furniture.

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