If you were certain the world was ending in less than a month...

2012-11-29 14:36:13

#1

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6914

how would you spend the next 23 days?

For me there are a few priorities within such a constrained time frame: sex, drugs, sushi.

We live in one of the absurd times where no matter what happens humanity proves its knuckleheadedness once again.

Last edited by Superior Mind (2012-11-29 15:26:04)

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2012-11-29 14:51:59

#2

justice: OctoPoster; +978|6962|OctoLand

But it's not

I know fucking karate

2012-11-29 14:53:52

#3

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6186|London, England

justice wrote:
But it's not

damn ur smart

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2012-11-29 14:55:20

#4

Extra Medium: THE UZI SLAYER; +79|4417|Oklahoma

I'd murder Superior Mind with a Stretch Armstrong doll.

2012-11-29 14:56:54

#5

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6533

Fly to Aussieland and make love to Adams for 3 days straight

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122

2012-11-29 15:01:07

#6

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5579|London, England

bugz wrote:
Fly to Aussieland and make love to Adams for 3 days straight

Top or bottom?

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2012-11-29 15:05:22

#7

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6914

justice wrote:
But it's not

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Because that's what the thread is about...

Stretch Armstrong was awesome

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2012-11-29 15:05:38

#8

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +691|6512|Washington St.

I'd kill myself now.

Ain't no one takes my life but ME

2012-11-29 15:07:25

#9

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5923|College Park, MD

i sure wouldn't be going to fucking class or doing homework or any other of that bullshit.

I'd probably sell all of my stuff, go to Colorado or Washington, and smoke tons of weed and drink good beer with a hooker. Come back to DC, have a nice last supper with my friends and family, then embrace the end.

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg

2012-11-29 15:08:47

#10

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6914

Do you just want to get loaded with the hooker, or do you intend to pay her for her services?

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2012-11-29 15:09:15

#11

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5923|College Park, MD

i'll convince her the money wouldn't be any good in 23 days, so i'd pay her in beer and weed and food that we'd consume together

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2012-11-29 15:12:10

#12

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6914

Good luck convincing a hooker that (s)he doesn't need money.

Last edited by Superior Mind (2012-11-29 15:12:33)

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2012-11-29 15:12:42

#13

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5923|College Park, MD

Eh I'll lie and say I'm an economics scholar

2012-11-29 15:14:26

#14

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6993|PNW

If you were certain the world was ending in less than a month...

I'd measure my certainty against how many people were wrong about it before, then change my mind accordingly and carry on as usual.

2012-11-29 15:15:26

#15

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6880|BC, Canada

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
i'll convince her the money wouldn't be any good in 23 days, so i'd pay her in beer and weed and food that we'd consume together

Hookers want blow, not your cheap shit. They make way more than you.

2012-11-29 15:20:05

#16

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|6914

unnamednewbie13 wrote:
If you were certain the world was ending in less than a month...
I'd measure my certainty against how many people were wrong about it before, then change my mind accordingly and carry on as usual.

Let's assume your certainty has nothing to do with what other people say about anything. And let's also assume that this thread isn't a passive medium to discuss whether or not we believe the end is nigh.

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2012-11-29 15:21:29

#17

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5923|College Park, MD

-Whiteroom- wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
i'll convince her the money wouldn't be any good in 23 days, so i'd pay her in beer and weed and food that we'd consume together
Hookers want blow, not your cheap shit. They make way more than you.

that feel when a hooker makes more money than a college-educated person

2012-11-29 15:24:39

#18

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6880|BC, Canada

Sex is in high demand...

2012-11-29 15:25:07

#19

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5923|College Park, MD

that's what they said about my majors

2012-11-29 15:29:39

#20

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6880|BC, Canada

You been had.

2012-11-29 15:30:51

#21

Extra Medium: THE UZI SLAYER; +79|4417|Oklahoma

People who say they would just have a lot of sex obviously haven't lived very much and certainly weren't very good at getting pussy in the first place. Only nerds who never get it value it so much.

2012-11-29 15:30:53

#22

Brasso: member; +1,549|6852

it's not going to but i would probably express my feelings toward someone

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2012-11-29 15:34:31

#23

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5923|College Park, MD

Extra Medium wrote:
People who say they would just have a lot of sex obviously haven't lived very much and certainly weren't very good at getting pussy in the first place. Only nerds who never get it value it so much.

how did you know?!?!?!?

2012-11-29 15:58:18

#24

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5400|Sydney

I'd probably hang out with my girlfriend at her parents place (they own 100 acres in the bush and her dad grows pot).

2012-11-29 16:01:33

#25

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6853|949

Extra Medium wrote:
People who say they would just have a lot of sex obviously haven't lived very much and certainly weren't very good at getting pussy in the first place. Only nerds who never get it value it so much.

you must fuck fat chicks

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