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I went to chick fil a and everyone got mad at me and called me a racist. Even the employees.

was at the olympics

i also dreamt that i shot max in the face and the world rejoiced

baseball badmitton

Macbeth wrote:

I had a child with a really fat and ugly black girl. It was a little girl. Even though I found the child to be cute, I had no feelings for it. I was trying to figure out a way to get rid of woman and the child so I wouldn't have to take care of them and so that none of my friends or family would know I had sex with a fat ugly woman. I was trying to push them into the deep end of an Olympic size swimming pool.

I don't want to know why your subconscious let's you dream something like that.
I guess you should have a vasectomy to prevent something like that in real life.


Most likely you subconsciously are into fat, black chicks though, and your Asian girl spiel is just a facade, made up by your mind, without your consciousness actually knowing.

mtb0minime wrote:

Was at some Aztec or Mayan ruins. A bunch of Asian tourists kept wanting pictures of me.

So you made a funny face, awesome.

Had a dream where I was driving a person I work with to a store in this strip mall. While we were walking up to the store, I look back and see a black man with a jacket that had a red outline to it, and he starts pushing my car away, trying to steal it. Since the blacktop were I parked was wet and I'm dreaming, he can push the car quite a ways. I start yelling out, "Get that guy!" All the sudden a group of people start rushing towards him, including a black man with a blue jacket, and a little kid. After they catch him and dog pile, the red jacketed black man starts showing his I.D. trying to fool the people into thinking the vehicle was his. Out of thanks to the people who got the car thief, I bough everyone a food pack. It had a juice box, which everyone wanted to take, some cookies with a Calvin and Hobbes picture on it, and crackers. Then after this event, I drove off and saw two police officers near the strip mall, due to the attempt to steal my car. hen we get back to my workplace and we try to figure out how to get Roller Coaster Tycoon to work on our machines.

Last edited by BeardedHobo (2012-08-06 05:01:22)

globefish23 wrote:

BeardedHobo wrote:

Had a dream where I was driving a person I work with to a store in this strip mall. While we were walking up to the store, I look back and see a black man with a jacket that had a red outline to it, and he starts pushing my car away, trying to steal it. Since the blacktop were I parked was wet and I'm dreaming, he can push the car quite a ways. I start yelling out, "Get that guy!" All the sudden a group of people start rushing towards him, including a black man with a blue jacket, and a little kid. After they catch him and dog pile, the red jacketed black man starts showing his I.D. trying to fool the people into thinking the vehicle was his. Out of thanks to the people who got the car thief, I bough everyone a food pack. It had a juice box, which everyone wanted to take, some cookies with a Calvin and Hobbes picture on it, and crackers. Then after this event, I drove off and saw two police officers near the strip mall, due to the attempt to steal my car. hen we get back to my workplace and we try to figure out how to get Roller Coaster Tycoon to work on our machines.

Who's your playwright?
I want such dreams too.

I'll send the person over your way when I find out, but I usually wake up confused out of my mind and wonder what in the world did I dream when I remember them. Never a dull moment!

I'm having particularly vivid dreams lately, and a tiny bit of control over what I'm doing in them.

I was leading a group of talking dinosaurs that were fleeing the destruction of Atlantis. I was in a video game since the narrator kept explaining things inthe cut scenes. I ended up in a mansion during a dinner party that included my karate instructors from 8 years ago. I kept having to save and reload because I kept getting caught trying to steal weapons and supplies for the dinosaurs.

I was on a road trip going somewhere with two of my friends who knew each other in real life because one was engaged to the other's sister but they weren't actually that good of friends.  One of them was a friend I have known for much longer since I was about 14 who has continually flaked on me and turned on me to save his own ass in the real world, who I had just been thinking about yesterday as a cause for why I don't trust people, and the other was somebody who I realize is one of my favorite and most trusted friends now that I had an NJROTC class with 4 years ago that I smoke and hang out with at least once a week now.  I said something to piss off the one driving and then he overreacted at the gas station and drove into a concrete pillar and then the cops came and started questioning everybody but primarily me and then the lady officer confiscated my cell phone and started looking through it for evidence that we were smoking

Can't remember where we were going, but that was a pretty long trip

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Had a dream where I was sitting in my University's cafeteria area where a guy I know had some chili made with dates. Asked him for a taste of it and  remembered saying that it wasn't too hot and was pretty good.