But come on, petaphile, that's hilarious.
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
I just unlocked The Kid. Hes in one of the retro warp zones in world 5.
3 levels.
49 minutes.
402 Deaths.
Seriously, unlocking that little fucker has increased by total deaths by almost 10%.
And what made it so irritating is The Kid himself. He has this big shit-eating grin on his face, which not only mocks you, but it looks so stupid that you start laughing and fuck up. And the image of that smiling little twat getting steamrolled but a speeding spike platform makes you laugh harder, and you're too busy laughing to jump out of the way of that same spike platform, which started speeding towards you again the second you respawned. So you die again. And again. And again.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGGHGGGGGGGGGGHGHGGHJRLDHNGFNH4065UY4967UI5YJKHTJMLHGKJHN ,GFDJKFKGTY85678888
Spoiler (highlight to read):
I love this game <3
I just unlocked The Kid. Hes in one of the retro warp zones in world 5.
3 levels.
49 minutes.
402 Deaths.
Seriously, unlocking that little fucker has increased by total deaths by almost 10%.
And what made it so irritating is The Kid himself. He has this big shit-eating grin on his face, which not only mocks you, but it looks so stupid that you start laughing and fuck up. And the image of that smiling little twat getting steamrolled but a speeding spike platform makes you laugh harder, and you're too busy laughing to jump out of the way of that same spike platform, which started speeding towards you again the second you respawned. So you die again. And again. And again.
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGGHGGGGGGGGGGHGHGGHJRLDHNGFNH4065UY4967UI5YJKHTJMLHGKJHN ,GFDJKFKGTY85678888
Spoiler (highlight to read):
I love this game <3
I played the flash game and found the wall jumping mechanics to be really annoying, never really touched it after that
Is there a demo for this proper version of it
Is there a demo for this proper version of it
Just got 100 bandages, and unlocked the minecraft guy:
His ability? He can create and destroy blocks at will, effectively bypassing every trap in a level:
His ability? He can create and destroy blocks at will, effectively bypassing every trap in a level:
I'm yet to play this game properly.
Up to the boss @ the hospital.. FUCKING HARD X_X
Up to the boss @ the hospital.. FUCKING HARD X_X
everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... seriously. ♥
I just finished the game, hurrah. The light world I mean. After trying the final boss for what seemed like forever I ended up jumping in front of those stupid slow sawblades (they are the main reason it felt like forever) and completed the level that way.
Then realised at the end that the saw blades were still going to go past and I was trapped in a box in front of them.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
But I wasn't killed by them yay.
Anyway I then tried some World 7 levels. I stopped after completing the 3rd one (and noticing that I'm the only person on my friends list to complete 7-3). I completed 7-1 and 7-3 Dark World levels and then turned it off before I have a heart attack/become a nervous wreck.
I feel like I need a lie down.
Then realised at the end that the saw blades were still going to go past and I was trapped in a box in front of them.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
But I wasn't killed by them yay.
Anyway I then tried some World 7 levels. I stopped after completing the 3rd one (and noticing that I'm the only person on my friends list to complete 7-3). I completed 7-1 and 7-3 Dark World levels and then turned it off before I have a heart attack/become a nervous wreck.
I feel like I need a lie down.
Last edited by Spidery_Yoda (2011-01-09 15:52:49)
I bet you can't wait to get to the W7 levels that use the portal monsters, missile launchers and king carrions. Then after you beat them, you can do them again until you get an A grade, then you can do the dark world versions. Then you can do the dark world versions until you get an A grade on them.Spidery_Yoda wrote:
Anyway I then tried some World 7 levels. I stopped after completing the 3rd one (and noticing that I'm the only person on my friends list to complete 7-3). I completed 7-1 and 7-3 Dark World levels and then turned it off before I have a heart attack/become a nervous wreck.
I feel like I need a lie down.
Do you need to lie down again?
Steve is Steve
It's only taken me 28 hours and 7500 deaths....
Now I just need to do the glitch levels. Should be fun.
Now I just need to do the glitch levels. Should be fun.
Yeah and after that you have to get all the achievements. Yes, that means completing all the world's without dying.Sup3r_Dr4gon wrote:
It's only taken me 28 hours and 7500 deaths....
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Now I just need to do the glitch levels. Should be fun.
BASICALLY
fuck this game.
fuck this game.
why?Finray wrote:
BASICALLY
fuck this game.
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
Is there a DayZ mod for SMB now?
SMB is DayZ's earliest version. You have the cannons shooting at you, they replaced those with other survivors. The rotten meat things are the zombies. And just like in DayZ you have to collect bandages and save your comrades.
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Did you hit a saw blade and die?Finray wrote:
BASICALLY
fuck this game.
several times.