Cats . . .
In ancient Egypt Killing a cat was a crime punishable by death.
In ancient Egypt Killing a cat was a crime punishable by death.
Did you know that the first cat show was held in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London?
Cats bury their feces to cover theheir trails from predators.
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Pussy is an English word meaning:
Cat
Informally, the vulva or vagina
Pejoratively, cowardice or weakness as an insult in general
The word "pussy" often refers to the female genitalia. Used in conjunction with "some", the phrase some pussy refers to sexual intercourse itself. Most dictionaries mark the anatomical meaning as "vulgar" or "offensive" and its use is frowned upon in polite company.
The German form is cognate (Muschi (used for the female cat as well)), and the (vulgar) French term "chatte" (literally a female cat) is analogous.
Cat
Informally, the vulva or vagina
Pejoratively, cowardice or weakness as an insult in general
The word "pussy" often refers to the female genitalia. Used in conjunction with "some", the phrase some pussy refers to sexual intercourse itself. Most dictionaries mark the anatomical meaning as "vulgar" or "offensive" and its use is frowned upon in polite company.
The German form is cognate (Muschi (used for the female cat as well)), and the (vulgar) French term "chatte" (literally a female cat) is analogous.
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Steve Martin had a stand-up bit (found on his A Wild and Crazy Guy recording) in which he declared that a woman he'd met had "the best pussy . . ." He then realized what the audience was thinking and immediately expressed outrage and disgust by explaining, "I'm talking about her cat!" and that "You can't say anything any more without people taking it dirty". He then muttered that "that cat was the best fuck I ever had".
A cat is pretty shit when compared to a dog- Thats a fcat
the russian form "kisa" or "kiska" meaning "kitty" is also used the way described above, though rarely and as an euphemism.13urnzz wrote:
Pussy is an English word meaning:
Cat
Informally, the vulva or vagina
Pejoratively, cowardice or weakness as an insult in general
The word "pussy" often refers to the female genitalia. Used in conjunction with "some", the phrase some pussy refers to sexual intercourse itself. Most dictionaries mark the anatomical meaning as "vulgar" or "offensive" and its use is frowned upon in polite company.
The German form is cognate (Muschi (used for the female cat as well)), and the (vulgar) French term "chatte" (literally a female cat) is analogous.
if you open your mind too much your brain will fall out.
1927 wrote:
A cat is pretty shit when compared to a dog- Thats a fcat
The Chinese for Cat is 'Mao', which is neat because its onamatopeic, kind of.
Also the Chinese were ruled by Chairman Cat.
Fuck Israel
1927 wrote:
A cat is pretty shit when compared to a dog- Thats a fcat
Except for a Tiger or a Lion if we have to include those two.1927 wrote:
A cat is pretty shit when compared to a dog- Thats a fcat
You can train them but they aint that fucking clever, I mean Ive never seen one of a fricking surf board or sniffing out bombs. The dogs that sniff out drugs aint that fucking cool though, their wankers tbf, depending on the drug
Maybe the cats just don't give a fuck?1927 wrote:
Except for a Tiger or a Lion if we have to include those two.1927 wrote:
A cat is pretty shit when compared to a dog- Thats a fcat
You can train them but they aint that fucking clever, I mean Ive never seen one of a fricking surf board or sniffing out bombs. The dogs that sniff out drugs aint that fucking cool though, their wankers tbf, depending on the drug
13urnzz wrote:
In ancient Egypt Killing a cat was a crime punishable by death.
africaNooBesT wrote:
Maybe the cats just don't give a fuck?
lazy
Why is the willingness to be trained an indicator of how good an animal is?1927 wrote:
You can train them but they aint that fucking clever, I mean Ive never seen one of a fricking surf board or sniffing out bombs. The dogs that sniff out drugs aint that fucking cool though, their wankers tbf, depending on the drug
Cats can be trained, typically they choose not to be.
Fuck Israel
cat spelt backwards is tac
More people dont give a fuck about cats.NooBesT wrote:
Maybe the cats just don't give a fuck?1927 wrote:
Except for a Tiger or a Lion if we have to include those two.1927 wrote:
A cat is pretty shit when compared to a dog- Thats a fcat
You can train them but they aint that fucking clever, I mean Ive never seen one of a fricking surf board or sniffing out bombs. The dogs that sniff out drugs aint that fucking cool though, their wankers tbf, depending on the drug
Thats why if you knock one over your allowed to reverse and make sure. If you hit a dog it has to be reported.
Because us humans were at one time animals and its a level of how far the specices have progressed.Dilbert_X wrote:
Why is the willingness to be trained an indicator of how good an animal is?1927 wrote:
You can train them but they aint that fucking clever, I mean Ive never seen one of a fricking surf board or sniffing out bombs. The dogs that sniff out drugs aint that fucking cool though, their wankers tbf, depending on the drug
Cats can be trained, typically they choose not to be.
Fucking get the fuck in, I do belive Im not afficaly clever as fuck ol boy.
Adjusts his make believe glasses, picks up The Independant and carrys on with his lunch,
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Ancient Egyptians and some others used to use tamed cheetahs for hunting.
@27: we still are animals...
Dogs were domesticated from wolves, pack animals with a strong hierarchy. Cats are mostly solitary beings (besides the classic pride of lions). Domesticating cats to be completely subordinate is nearly impossible.
@27: we still are animals...
Dogs were domesticated from wolves, pack animals with a strong hierarchy. Cats are mostly solitary beings (besides the classic pride of lions). Domesticating cats to be completely subordinate is nearly impossible.
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rocky mountain lion -caught just west of Denver, dog collars in stomach
Well some of you are, Im well educated and have good mannersSuperior Mind wrote:
Ancient Egyptians and some others used to use tamed cheetahs for hunting.
@27: we still are animals...
Dogs were domesticated from wolves, pack animals with a strong hierarchy. Cats are mostly solitary beings (besides the classic pride of lions). Domesticating cats to be completely subordinate is nearly impossible.
holy shit. thats real?Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
rocky mountain lion -caught just west of Denver, dog collars in stomach
