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I thought I was a pro (proez?) today after a round and I was getting ready to flaunt it and say to all the doubters "look, I'm not crap all the time!" but "NO" BattleLog said, "no you must still be thought of as crap!"
"But I'm not crap, see I had that really good round where I blew up an aircraft carrier with a thimble"
"No you didn't, I can't remember you doing that!"
"But it will be on the battle record thing and all my awards will be on my page for all to see and avert their gaze from!"
"No it won't! No-one will believe you!"
"Why would you do this to me BattleLog, why?"
"Because I can and because you're crap!"
"I'm not crap all the time!"
"You can't prove it!"
"Nooo!"
"Ah ha ha ha ha!"
*bows*
*curtain*
"But I'm not crap, see I had that really good round where I blew up an aircraft carrier with a thimble"
"No you didn't, I can't remember you doing that!"
"But it will be on the battle record thing and all my awards will be on my page for all to see and avert their gaze from!"
"No it won't! No-one will believe you!"
"Why would you do this to me BattleLog, why?"
"Because I can and because you're crap!"
"I'm not crap all the time!"
"You can't prove it!"
"Nooo!"
"Ah ha ha ha ha!"
*bows*
*curtain*
[Blinking eyes thing]
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Why do we have a hacker in our platoon lol. Or is it just some glitch, because none of the individual classes have an SPM that high.
Honestly I dunno, the highest person on my friend leaderboard (BabySpinach) has a SPM of 800-900 then the dude below him (Master3Pro) has a spm of 700-800, that's like having an equivalent of a 7-9 SPM in BF2.TimmmmaaaaH wrote:
Why do we have a hacker in our platoon lol. Or is it just some glitch, because none of the individual classes have an SPM that high.
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Possible playing 64 io karkand with clan members easily. Simply being medic on 64 rush metro will do it easy.
But the ratios they're pulling while doing it is crazy.The A W S M F O X wrote:
Possible playing 64 io karkand with clan members easily. Simply being medic on 64 rush metro will do it easy.
Not really getting 6-7:1+ is pretty easy if you have dedicated medics and good positioning that was fairly easy to do on karkand. Metro would be easier because this game is stupid.
there is no pro-level gameplay in this game, let alone pro players.
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correct
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the game however does a great job of gently massaging your balls as you play, leading you to think (falsely) that you are somehow 'good' or 'improving', skill-level wise. when all you're doing really is using the best toys in the game whilst it cheers you along going "yes! yes! yes! you're great!", throwing ribbons and awards and medals and titles at you like wedding confetti. the game requires no talent, and only about as much skill as it takes to select the right weapon and equip a night-vision scope.
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i like when they toss out the additional 200 points just for breathing
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i like it when it calls you the 'most valuable player' almost every round because all you did was equip a certain scope and roll out with the best gun in the game and then lie in a bush playing a point-and-click adventure game with the neon disco morons running around like mongs.
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Can't you just enjoy killing other people?
would love to but when you get the fingay, jumbobs, and doucheunlimiteds of the world it makes us comment on proez...aerodynamic wrote:
Can't you just enjoy killing other people?
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not really when it's this mindless and easy. the enjoyment in fps games comes from winning a challenge. bf3 rarely has a challenge. it's just mindless fragging (remind you of anything? call of duty maybe).aerodynamic wrote:
Can't you just enjoy killing other people?
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but gold for g36e/nadespamming in bf2 was ok?Uzique wrote:
i like it when it calls you the 'most valuable player' almost every round because all you did was equip a certain scope and roll out with the best gun in the game and then lie in a bush playing a point-and-click adventure game with the neon disco morons running around like mongs.
no that was dumber than a bag of dicks also
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
wouldn't know, you're not talking to a guy that did either, really.thepilot91 wrote:
but gold for g36e/nadespamming in bf2 was ok?Uzique wrote:
i like it when it calls you the 'most valuable player' almost every round because all you did was equip a certain scope and roll out with the best gun in the game and then lie in a bush playing a point-and-click adventure game with the neon disco morons running around like mongs.
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I can't really blame people who used the g36e.thepilot91 wrote:
but gold for g36e/nadespamming in bf2 was ok?Uzique wrote:
i like it when it calls you the 'most valuable player' almost every round because all you did was equip a certain scope and roll out with the best gun in the game and then lie in a bush playing a point-and-click adventure game with the neon disco morons running around like mongs.
FFS, all the other guns had the effective range of 1cm.
And even that close you still managed to miss.
the sad thing about bf3 is that there are currently about 4-5 equivalents to the g36e (its cousin the carbine being an example), and all of them rape face with minimum effort. attach a night-vision scope or a hip-fire laser or something for added effect and really the game plays itself.
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Standard "pro" build is the F2000 with IRNV, grip and suppressor.
Such shit tbh.
Such shit tbh.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
yep, cheap and easy. i try to use stock weapons a la bf2 now that i've unlocked every gun and played with them for a few hours each... but i often feel like i'm just gimping myself for no reason. it really is so so much easier to kill with the f2000 or aek w/ unlocks than it is with the stock m16. at least in bf2 if you got good with the stock weps you could dominate everything. in bf3 i feel like i'm playing with a handicap.
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All guns in BF3 are the same, it doesnt matter if you nerf one or buff another, fundamentally there's nothing more to them than 'point and hold m1'. Some just do that a little bit faster than others. It's nothing like BF2 where you had to learn to use each individual gun.
lol
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