Poll

how would you off yourself?

gun41%41% - 5
poison0%0% - 0
train16%16% - 2
fall0%0% - 0
drug OD16%16% - 2
grenade8%8% - 1
other16%16% - 2
Total: 12
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5919|College Park, MD
in the same vein as OJ's novel, if you had to, how would you do it? gun for me.
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5803

pentobarbital
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/21/world … wanted=all

It taste bitter but makes you just dose off peacefully.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5803


Why aren't these legal/ easily available yet?
ROGUEDD
BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.
+452|5606|Fuck this.
Grenade, because fuck you society!
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,978|6849|949

The first was convinced
Stuck a water hose in his mouth at full blast so his head can explode
Second said hmmmm that's good but I can top it
Put an ax up to his head and then he chopped it
Blood shot out in every direction
The rest didn't know what to do, I made suggestions
Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug
Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug
Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire
Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wire
Three and Four fell deep into spell and
Ran to the zoo, locked themselves in a lion's den
Number Five said it ain't worth being alive
Smoked a dust joint, mixed it with cyanide
The only one to escape was number Six
He went home
Sat in the tub and slit his wrists
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6686
Train. Efficient, accessible, fun.
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6006|Catherine Black
Probably train. Would be instant at least.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6786|Mountains of NC

hang extreme strong but thin wire

stand on stool

place head through loop

glue hands to head

kick stool out from underneath

wire should slice through neck and ta da looks like you ripped your head off
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
jord
Member
+2,382|6895|The North, beyond the wall.

Finray wrote:

Probably train. Would be instant at least.
Old man got hit by a train in my town last week.

He's still alive.



Pistol for me.
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6409|Roma
OD on Heroin or something.
Have a good time on your way out, pass out, die.

Couldn't shoot myself, and trains?! don't get me started on trains. Trains scare the shit out of me anyway
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/29388/stopped%20scrolling%21.png
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6989|PNW

None of the above. Freaking overdone (except grenade, which is a fucking mess).
NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6686

Why would I have to kill myself?

This poll is stupid.
https://i.imgur.com/S9bg2.png
Sturgeon
Member
+488|5158|Flintshire
What a morbid thread
https://bf3s.com/sigs/3dda27c6d0d9b22836605b152b9d214b99507f91.png
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6954|Oxferd Ohire
id steal phils lambo and drive it off a ramp into a gas station gta style
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6789

lol

i have this uneasy feeling in  my mind that hurricane is trying to get ideas...
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|6884

Null Vote.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6910
Smoke DMT then jump out of a plane.

Last edited by Superior Mind (2011-10-18 15:04:49)

Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5760|Toronto
Smoke a plane then jump out of DMT
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6686

Jump a plane then smoke out of DMT
https://i.imgur.com/S9bg2.png
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6910
That depends on what sort of smoking and what sort of plane you speak of.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6529

Ride on a Tsar bomb as Putin gives the order to nuke the US
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6910
Hurricane, please don't be planning to use the best one.
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5760|Toronto
no, really though, if you want the best method it's the helium hood. You turn it on and you're out painlessly in 10-30 seconds. You just fall asleep.

https://media.trb.com/media/photo/2011-05/61911818.jpg
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
tuckergustav
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+1,590|6131|...

I am gonna go ahead and shut this down.  I certainly hope this was just for laughs, but it makes me nervous that we would all later feel responsible for something horrible.
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