Poll

What sized condoms do you buy?

Magnum27%27% - 10
Large8%8% - 3
Medium5%5% - 2
Semi Medium0%0% - 0
Average16%16% - 6
Small2%2% - 1
Extra Extra Small2%2% - 1
Toothpick Thin5%5% - 2
Justin Bieber sized11%11% - 4
I'm a female19%19% - 7
Total: 36
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5919|College Park, MD
toothpick thin but long enough for double an elephant's
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/36793/marylandsig.jpg
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6785|Mountains of NC

rdx-fx wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

SERE size

They resemble kitchen trash bags
And they're made by Carhartt, out of industrial grade canvas and saddle leather?
lubed up with motor oil
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Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|5919|College Park, MD

Jaekus wrote:

You should've had one above magnum sized that says "I'm black".
this is probably the greatest lie ever perpetuated
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SEREMAKER
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Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

You should've had one above magnum sized that says "I'm black".
this is probably the greatest lie ever perpetuated
oh

been with alot of black guys ?
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Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6691|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Condoms?

But I collect STD's.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6785|Mountains of NC

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Condoms?

But I collect STD's.
we all have our hobbies
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Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6691|6 6 4 oh, I forget

SEREMAKER wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Condoms?

But I collect STD's.
we all have our hobbies
Gotta catch 'em all!

No wait...




But really I don't need lubbers since I like to enjoy the sex with my wife
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6989|PNW

Roc18 wrote:

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

Roc18 wrote:

I've said it before, this forum is virtually dead and has been for a while. Only several hardcore members are keeping it afloat right now.
Is this a hardcore thread?

Haha, get it? Hardcore.
Yes I get it... I just died laughing...
Thank you. I'll be here Thursday evening.
Roc18
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+655|6008|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

You should've had one above magnum sized that says "I'm black".
this is probably the greatest lie ever perpetuated
>He has a 2 inch penis


>that feel when girls ask to have sex with me because i'm black and they think my dick is huge, which it actually is.
https://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s108/Mystline18/1281569854807.jpg
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6370|what

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

toothpick thin but long enough for double an elephant's
They call that "spaghetti" size.

Last edited by AussieReaper (2011-09-06 16:00:24)

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gurdeep
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+812|4972|proll­y

Roc18 wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Jaekus wrote:

You should've had one above magnum sized that says "I'm black".
this is probably the greatest lie ever perpetuated
>He has a 2 inch penis


>that feel when girls ask to have sex with me because i'm black and they think my dick is huge, which it actually is.
https://forums.bf2s.com/img/avatars/33809.jpg
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5575|London, England
Haven't bought any in years... null.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Roc18
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+655|6008|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

gurdeep wrote:

Roc18 wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:


this is probably the greatest lie ever perpetuated
>He has a 2 inch penis


>that feel when girls ask to have sex with me because i'm black and they think my dick is huge, which it actually is.
Seriously I've met girls who only date black guys. It's pretty funny.
gurdeep
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+812|4972|proll­y

Roc18 wrote:

gurdeep wrote:

Roc18 wrote:


>He has a 2 inch penis


>that feel when girls ask to have sex with me because i'm black and they think my dick is huge, which it actually is.
Seriously I've met girls who only date black guys. It's pretty funny.
https://www.buddytv.com/articles/Curb-Your-Enthusiasm/images/larry-david-3.jpg
Roc18
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+655|6008|PROLLLY PROLLLY PROLLLY

gurdeep wrote:

Roc18 wrote:

gurdeep wrote:


Seriously I've met girls who only date black guys. It's pretty funny.
https://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s108/Mystline18/riversface.jpg
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BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6785|Mountains of NC

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