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lisa : ....some stupid choices in the last 5 years....so for the next week, im from canada...


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Last edited by Hyper (2006-05-17 10:27:47)

"you can dance, you can dance, everybody take a look at ya pants " i think

Grampa Simpson and the two other old guys from the center are at a fare or something getting their hearing checked.  The nurse giving the test has them put on earphones, and instructs them to raise their right hand when they hear something.  She adjusts the sound to a low frequency that the audience can clearly hear.  The old men just stare... waiting.    So she adjusts it louder and higher pitched, still nothing but blank, waiting stares.  She adjusts the pitch and volume higher.  Kids walking by in the background grab their ears in pain.  The old men sit and stare...   She (nurse) raises her brow, yanks on the knob, sending the pitch to Soprano Opera singer levels.  The windows shatter, a cat runs by shrieking, and people run from the room.

The old bald guy with the beard slowly raises his right hand... then his eyes dart to Grampa Simpson for reassurement.  Grampa looks back at him and shakes his head in a quick "no, nothing yet", and the old guy quickly lowers his hand in embarrasement.

ROFL LMAO!

*wipes tears away*

I can't even type it out without killin myself.  My favorite scene ever.

KJ

Lisa becomes a vegetarian.  The neighborhood kids tease her about being in love with veggies.

     Twin girls: "Lisa's going to marry a carrot."
     Lisa (disgruntled):  "Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot!"
     Twin girls:  "It's true!  It's true!  She admitted it!"

"My name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a package for me."
"Alright Mr. Burns, whats your first name?"
"D'oh!"

"No beer and no TV make Homer something something."
"Go crazy?"
"Don't mind if I do!"

Homer: Hello. My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

Counter guy: OK, Mr Burns, what's your first name?

Homer: (pauses) I don't know.

Homer: (outside) Great plan, Bart.

KEN-JENNINGS, (I had to correct them dude.) wrote:

"My name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a package for me."
"Alright Mr. Burns, whats your first name?"
"I... don't know."

Smithers:  Mr. Burns do you want to make out a donation check to the 'save the homeless children' fund?

Burns:  Sure I'll make out the check.....    When pigs fly!

*Burns and Smithers laugh about it. Meanwhile Homer's barbeque Pig has been wedged in a drain. The eventual water pressure launches it into the air where it flies past Burns' window.

Smithers (after long silence):  Sir, shall I make that check out now?

Burns: Eehh, I'd still rather not.

Get it right Ken Jennings!

I'll add a few of my favourites.

Marge: I have a responsibility to raise these children right and, unless you change, I'll have to tell them their father is... well, wicked.
Homer: [to Lisa and Bart] Kids, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...
[thinks]
Homer: I forget. But the point is...
[thinks]
Homer: I forget that, too.
[to Marge]
Homer: Marge, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car.

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Not a quote, but the gay steel mill thing always cracks me up. Best sequence ever.

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(homer suckerpunches George Bush... junior.)
Marge: [to Bart] Now we have to find another school for you.
Homer: And if you get kicked out of that one, you're going straight in the army, where you'll be sent straight to America's latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.


Otherwise, just go here! Most of my favourite ones are there.

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.


Homer: "Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love."

Homer: "I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t."

Homer: "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down"."

Last edited by theDude5B (2006-05-18 01:52:36)

The teachers at Bart and Lisa's school go on strike, and Jasper (the old man with the beard that lives in the retirement home) is teaching Lisa's class with the big paddle in his hand..

"Talkin' outta turn....that's a paddlin'.
Starin' at my beard...that's a paddlin'.
Paddlin' the school canoe....oh you better believe that's a paddlin'."

Or anything by Professor Frink...mwyhey hey...glayvin!

Homer standing outside a gym: 'Gime? Whats a gime?'
Homer goes into the gym and sees what it is: 'Oh, a gime!'

Homer playing tennis: 'Its in the bag!' then pulls out the front of his shorts to catch the ball right in the sack.

Homer fixing a camera with a hammer: 'Steady, steady..."

Lenny: "Ow my eye, my doctor said I'm not suppose to get (insert something here) in it"

You sank my battleship...

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

"My name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a package for me."
"Alright Mr. Burns, whats your first name?"
"D'oh!"

its meant to be : Alright Mr burns whats your first name?
Homer : "I dont know.."

im the biggest fan there is.. ill correct u on any quote..