Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
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miss waugh
m3thod
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Adams_BJ wrote:

miss winning
fixed
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
m3thod
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belldawg wrote:

praying for a miracle
fixed
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6837|Little Bentcock

m3thod wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

miss winning
fixed
must be nice not getting thrashed every test. We've been on top too long, we need a good kick in the rear.
m3thod
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Adams_BJ wrote:

m3thod wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

miss winning
fixed
must be nice not getting thrashed every test. We've been on top too long, we need a good kick in the rear.
i spent my most of my 20's watching england cricket getting battered while waugh et al raped everyone.  i even remember my first ashes like it was yesterday, allan border, merv hughes, waugh twins and that short fat tasmaian that can drink like a fish (i cant be arsed to find his name)....man they hammered the shit out of us. 

Unless you guys get your shit together, expect a few years in the doldrums....
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6896|Disaster Free Zone
Boon?

Also well done England.

Last edited by DrunkFace (2010-12-28 23:19:45)

Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6837|Little Bentcock

m3thod wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

m3thod wrote:


fixed
must be nice not getting thrashed every test. We've been on top too long, we need a good kick in the rear.
i spent my most of my 20's watching england cricket getting battered while waugh et al raped everyone.  i even remember my first ashes like it was yesterday, allan border, merv hughes, waugh twins and that short fat tasmaian that can drink like a fish (i cant be arsed to find his name)....man they hammered the shit out of us. 

Unless you guys get your shit together, expect a few years in the doldrums....
you dont look 50yo
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6890|Canberra, AUS

m3thod wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

m3thod wrote:

fixed
must be nice not getting thrashed every test. We've been on top too long, we need a good kick in the rear.
i spent my most of my 20's watching england cricket getting battered while waugh et al raped everyone.  i even remember my first ashes like it was yesterday, allan border, merv hughes, waugh twins and that short fat tasmaian that can drink like a fish (i cant be arsed to find his name)....man they hammered the shit out of us. 

Unless you guys get your shit together, expect a few years in the doldrums....
boon i think.

yeah, we're not great. played england, you deserve it.

should be interesting what happens in aus cricket next few years. will the hugheses, smiths, khawajas, o'keefes and maddinsons come to the party?

edit: yeah they all come from nsw. suck it.

i miss this team - without doubt the best i've ever seen. and that batting order, god.

Last edited by Spark (2010-12-29 05:09:14)

The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
m3thod
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Adams_BJ wrote:

m3thod wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:


must be nice not getting thrashed every test. We've been on top too long, we need a good kick in the rear.
i spent my most of my 20's watching england cricket getting battered while waugh et al raped everyone.  i even remember my first ashes like it was yesterday, allan border, merv hughes, waugh twins and that short fat tasmaian that can drink like a fish (i cant be arsed to find his name)....man they hammered the shit out of us. 

Unless you guys get your shit together, expect a few years in the doldrums....
you dont look 50yo
who said i was 50?

im in my early 30's.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
m3thod
All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz
+2,197|6886|UK

Spark wrote:

m3thod wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:


must be nice not getting thrashed every test. We've been on top too long, we need a good kick in the rear.
i spent my most of my 20's watching england cricket getting battered while waugh et al raped everyone.  i even remember my first ashes like it was yesterday, allan border, merv hughes, waugh twins and that short fat tasmaian that can drink like a fish (i cant be arsed to find his name)....man they hammered the shit out of us. 

Unless you guys get your shit together, expect a few years in the doldrums....
boon i think.

yeah, we're not great. played england, you deserve it.

should be interesting what happens in aus cricket next few years. will the hugheses, smiths, khawajas, o'keefes and maddinsons come to the party?

edit: yeah they all come from nsw. suck it.

i miss this team - without doubt the best i've ever seen. and that batting order, god.
thats the guy, boony.

according to wiki he drank 52 cans of beer on the flight from aus to england, broke some other aussie nutters record lol
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6890|Canberra, AUS
punter's out
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6321|eXtreme to the maX
Fuck Israel
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6888|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Not a fan of that myself Dilb, I think they look gay.  Bresnam looks a tit trying to do it at the MCG.  I dont know why the Aussies kicked off a little because they did it on 'The Hallowed Turf' just sour grapes imo.  Im sure they'd do it at Lords, not that England did it to cause offence.  I cant help but think Graham Swann is a bit of a dick, have a lok at the ECB website at his diaries.  The 3rd man did the best pisstake of Channel 9's coverage, with Richie and the boys (see youtube).

Good for them though for having this team spirit and playing with a smile Im all for that, Im all for this, just think they look like dicks doing it like a haka.
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6890|Canberra, AUS
tbf he did say it was colly's idea

i like swann. a fresh change from the 100% pr/management-speak that seems to infest modern cricketers (looking at you pup)
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6321|eXtreme to the maX

1927 wrote:

Not a fan of that myself Dilb, I think they look gay.  Bresnam looks a tit trying to do it at the MCG.  I dont know why the Aussies kicked off a little because they did it on 'The Hallowed Turf' just sour grapes imo.  Im sure they'd do it at Lords, not that England did it to cause offence.  I cant help but think Graham Swann is a bit of a dick, have a lok at the ECB website at his diaries.  The 3rd man did the best pisstake of Channel 9's coverage, with Richie and the boys (see youtube).

Good for them though for having this team spirit and playing with a smile Im all for that, Im all for this, just think they look like dicks doing it like a haka.
Bit of fun really, Aussies don't mind sledging on 'hallowed turf', big deal.
Why are cricketers so up themselves anyway?
Fuck Israel
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6890|Canberra, AUS
they don't have any choice really. relax a bit and they'll get necked by the media in one way or another. a media which quickly seems to forget that cricket alone of the three major sports in the country is pretty much free of drunks, rapists, assaulters etc. etc. etc.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6321|eXtreme to the maX
It is a shame that cricket is so built up into this super-important national pride nonsense when it was originally intended to be played on a Sunday afternoon for fun while drunk. Its an excuse for some people to travel around, see the world and have a bit of international sporting contact, not the Cuban misslie crisis replayed in slow motion every two years.

Australian cricket needs:

Some good players

Some team dances

Some decent fan songs

To calm the fuck down.



Fuck AFL and the players.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2011-01-02 04:17:00)

Fuck Israel
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6888|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Im a traditonalist and feel they should follow me and my mates when we celebrate.  Drink like fuck and throw up and fall asleep.  I suppose we do dance and chase some fanny for a bit too.  Athletes we are.  We have 4 teams so do this most Saturdays if even just the one of us win.
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6890|Canberra, AUS

Dilbert_X wrote:

It is a shame that cricket is so built up into this super-important national pride nonsense when it was originally intended to be played on a Sunday afternoon for fun while drunk. Its an excuse for some people to travel around, see the world and have a bit of international sporting contact, not the Cuban misslie crisis replayed in slow motion every two years.

Australian cricket needs:

Some good players

Some team dances

Some decent fan songs

To calm the fuck down.



Fuck AFL and the players.
'tis a fair point. just enjoy watching them play first.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6888|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Great first over off that new young kid, go on son!  Lets have an hour off you so we can see what you can do, you can get out then.  Have another go Tuesday
justice
OctoPoster
+978|6956|OctoLand
Collingwood retires from test cricket.

Good timing if you ask me, go out on a high.

Thanks for your services Colly! Brilliant fielder, gritty batsman who always seemed to step up to the mark when nobody else was batting well, and chipped in with a wicket from time to time.
I know fucking karate
m3thod
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+2,197|6886|UK
are your base belong to us
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6836|London, England
raped
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6837|Little Bentcock
sad panda
m3thod
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what do you call a world class aussie cricketer?

Retired.

Last edited by m3thod (2011-01-06 17:45:05)

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