BF2S Forums Bidwell's Big Plan

letting players pay real money for in-game items.

Oh hahahahaha

Oh wait you're serious

Let me laugh even harder


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sounds good

some of those new item descriptions are absolutely hilarious

sniper rifle that does no headshots

a scout pistol that only has a purpose of slowing players

"we will never implement game additions that make such fundamental changes"

oh but it's cool though i get to look like a milk-man

so funny that valve teams up with ETF2L to promote tf2's comp scene and then does this

a game cannot survive when the two aspects of its community are so badly incompatible

Lucien wrote:

real nice

i hope valve use some of this extra money to sort their servers out so they don't go down all the time and download at 20kbps

Uzique wrote:

Lucien wrote:

wait so you get a bonus if you wear a full item set

but finding the hat you need to complete the set is near-impossible

so you pretty much have to buy the hat

real nice

pretty sweet though having the bonus of - sentry damage when you're playing 6v6 league

almost makes having a 3-round rocket launcher worth it

damn they've thought this through so much i just cannot believe how much usefulness is in this update

and thank FUCK i can finally change from axtinguisher to burner that little bit faster now

had to go do a crossword during the wait pre-patch

And finally I can snipe without getting headshot'd all the time by the enemy snipers.

yoda maybe you should email steam again i hear they have  a special inbox for your rim-licking ass shots

Uzique wrote:

spidery yoda you are such a fucking clueless SPUF humping noob that it's unbelievable

you're shit at the game and you personify what it means to be a casual, no clue fucking idiot

"people wanted it"

people want a lot of things in big crowds, doesn't mean it's always right

almost 70 million people in a small borough of glasgow want heroin... does that mean you should deliver?

shut up and fuck off back to your pub servers and no-headshot sniper rifles

people wanted it. fucking good one. guess the supply:demand curve on call of duty really makes it the BEST GAME OF ALL TIME

fucking morans

Yeah because stating that people want it means that a person himself wants it.

spidery yoda writes like the official community spokesperson of SPUF and valve.

im not saying he directly condones it... just he's a fucking moron about it. you've got to be to have that many posts on SPUF and continue posting.

it's like taking my contempt for the dumbass shit here on bf2s and multiplying it by 10 degrees of extremity, and then increasing the community one-hundred fold. the SPUF forums and their aggregate user-base is like an example of reverse social darwinism: only the dumbest, stupidest and most ridiculously shit noobs stick around to continue discussing shit with one another. i get frustrated even scrolling through the index of that forum and looking at the topic titles. it's like a world so far removed from the actual gameplay that it's unfunny. i imagine concerned housewives would have a more meaningful and cogent discussion of the finer points of grand theft auto's gameplay on their bored-housewives.com forums. the SPUF forums are literally the worst example of a collective gaming community i can think of. it makes gamespot look like the MENSA of multiplayer competition. it makes asian-males.com look like an attractive fap-to home-page.

anything spidery yoda has to say about tf2 is so stained with the flavour of those forums that it makes me want to puke. the ass-sucking quote-trains of valve's handed down gospel from Mt. Sinai; the hedged defense of their actions and design decisions, as if they actually even have a design vision and dedicated ethos that is anything but 'see what people want next week'; the general attitude of supporting valve and/or finding their little boxed-world hijinks funny. i don't think a single thing valve has done has been funny. they haven't even released a good game since the orange box, circa late 2007. everything since then has been either entirely forgettable or critically fucking awful. yet people still make gabe jokes and dick around on the SPUF forums as if the sleeping messiah is gonna wake from his cave and produce us with half life ep 3, team fortress 3 and counter-strike: ultimate and save all of our gaming souls. forget it. they're a company that have totally lost direction and evidently dont know what the fuck they're doing anymore.

i literally think that if valv.e didn't have the steam-platform and steam store, they would be a bankrupt and dead gaming company. for good reason

im not paying to get it fixed.

that's a £300 repair bill for a bunch of games i don't want to play anymore.

im fine using a mac for all my university stuff. pc gaming is dead.

and towards the end of the summer your little circlejerk got boring as fuck, anyway. was going nowhere.

i just spent 2-3 months at home playing computer games for like 1-2hrs minimum a day

it's not rewarding and makes you feel like shit. now im back at uni i have no reason to be a boring cunt.

so a big no-thank-you to the lucrative proposition of playing minecraft with you and your teamspeak boyfriends for 5 hours a night.

same to the shitfest that is random pub server with complaining and low-skill dutch fucknoobs

doubly so now the quality of random pub servers is, yet again, -15 points

ooh sweet comment bro you totally got me there, damn you're so on point, high five!

what was like that a dredging of your memory for uzique misc. facts

what a result

you're even more mediocre than usual