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alwaysHaiBai wrote:
way to steal zimmers pics and put them on 2+2 lulz
SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT NO MATTER HOW FUCKING GOOD I PLAY AGAINST THESE MINDLESS FUCKING COCKSUCKING RETARDS I CANNOT FUCKING WIN A GOD DAMN HAND SOMEBODY SHOOT ME lN THE FUCKING FACE PLEASE
fucking freerolls haha, played for 90 mins and got $0.03 for my efforts.
have to read some poker books, and invest again. Any recommendations for a starting bankroll?
have to read some poker books, and invest again. Any recommendations for a starting bankroll?
Depends on what you want to play. Here is a basic guide for bankroll management.Airwolf wrote:
fucking freerolls haha, played for 90 mins and got $0.03 for my efforts.
have to read some poker books, and invest again. Any recommendations for a starting bankroll?
PokerStars Game #45831712583: Tournament #285071507, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2010/06/21 23:36:03 ET
Table '285071507 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Lakers_Win24 (1415 in chips)
Seat 2: joshnqueen (2700 in chips)
Seat 3: AnonConMatt (2641 in chips)
Seat 5: HankKwan (549 in chips)
Seat 7: Hitoride (1185 in chips)
Seat 8: guyutetup (2830 in chips)
Seat 9: karazychic69 (2180 in chips)
Lakers_Win24: posts the ante 25
joshnqueen: posts the ante 25
AnonConMatt: posts the ante 25
HankKwan: posts the ante 25
Hitoride: posts the ante 25
guyutetup: posts the ante 25
karazychic69: posts the ante 25
Hitoride: posts small blind 100
guyutetup: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lakers_Win24 [Th Ts]
karazychic69: folds
Lakers_Win24: raises 1190 to 1390 and is all-in
joshnqueen: folds
AnonConMatt: folds
HankKwan: folds
Hitoride: calls 1060 and is all-in
guyutetup: folds
Uncalled bet (230) returned to Lakers_Win24
*** FLOP *** [5c Kc 6c]
*** TURN *** [5c Kc 6c] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [5c Kc 6c 8h] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hitoride: shows [6s 6d] (three of a kind, Sixes)
Lakers_Win24: shows [Th Ts] (a pair of Tens)
Hitoride collected 2695 from pot
Lakers_Win24 said, "lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2695 | Rake 0
Board [5c Kc 6c 8h Qd]
Seat 1: Lakers_Win24 showed [Th Ts] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: joshnqueen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: AnonConMatt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: HankKwan (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Hitoride (small blind) showed [6s 6d] and won (2695) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 8: guyutetup (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: karazychic69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
PokerStars Game #45831727862: Tournament #285071507, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2010/06/21 23:36:37 ET
Table '285071507 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Lakers_Win24 (230 in chips)
Seat 2: joshnqueen (2675 in chips)
Seat 3: AnonConMatt (2616 in chips)
Seat 5: HankKwan (524 in chips)
Seat 7: Hitoride (2695 in chips)
Seat 8: guyutetup (2605 in chips)
Seat 9: karazychic69 (2155 in chips)
Lakers_Win24: posts the ante 25
joshnqueen: posts the ante 25
AnonConMatt: posts the ante 25
HankKwan: posts the ante 25
Hitoride: posts the ante 25
guyutetup: posts the ante 25
karazychic69: posts the ante 25
guyutetup: posts small blind 100
karazychic69: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lakers_Win24 [Kc As]
Lakers_Win24: raises 5 to 205 and is all-in
joshnqueen: calls 205
AnonConMatt: folds
HankKwan: folds
Hitoride: folds
guyutetup: calls 105
karazychic69: calls 5
*** FLOP *** [7d 9d 5d]
guyutetup: checks
karazychic69: checks
joshnqueen: checks
*** TURN *** [7d 9d 5d] [2h]
guyutetup: checks
karazychic69: checks
joshnqueen: checks
*** RIVER *** [7d 9d 5d 2h] [6c]
guyutetup: bets 400
karazychic69: folds
joshnqueen: calls 400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
guyutetup: shows [3s 8d] (a straight, Five to Nine)
joshnqueen: shows [Ac 8s] (a straight, Five to Nine)
guyutetup collected 400 from side pot
joshnqueen collected 400 from side pot
Lakers_Win24: mucks hand
guyutetup collected 498 from main pot
joshnqueen collected 497 from main pot
Lakers_Win24 finished the tournament in 7th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1795 Main pot 995. Side pot 800. | Rake 0
Board [7d 9d 5d 2h 6c]
Seat 1: Lakers_Win24 mucked [Kc As]
Seat 2: joshnqueen showed [Ac 8s] and won (897) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 3: AnonConMatt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: HankKwan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Hitoride (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: guyutetup (small blind) showed [3s 8d] and won (898) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 9: karazychic69 (big blind) folded on the River
SIGH
Table '285071507 1' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Lakers_Win24 (1415 in chips)
Seat 2: joshnqueen (2700 in chips)
Seat 3: AnonConMatt (2641 in chips)
Seat 5: HankKwan (549 in chips)
Seat 7: Hitoride (1185 in chips)
Seat 8: guyutetup (2830 in chips)
Seat 9: karazychic69 (2180 in chips)
Lakers_Win24: posts the ante 25
joshnqueen: posts the ante 25
AnonConMatt: posts the ante 25
HankKwan: posts the ante 25
Hitoride: posts the ante 25
guyutetup: posts the ante 25
karazychic69: posts the ante 25
Hitoride: posts small blind 100
guyutetup: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lakers_Win24 [Th Ts]
karazychic69: folds
Lakers_Win24: raises 1190 to 1390 and is all-in
joshnqueen: folds
AnonConMatt: folds
HankKwan: folds
Hitoride: calls 1060 and is all-in
guyutetup: folds
Uncalled bet (230) returned to Lakers_Win24
*** FLOP *** [5c Kc 6c]
*** TURN *** [5c Kc 6c] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [5c Kc 6c 8h] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hitoride: shows [6s 6d] (three of a kind, Sixes)
Lakers_Win24: shows [Th Ts] (a pair of Tens)
Hitoride collected 2695 from pot
Lakers_Win24 said, "lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2695 | Rake 0
Board [5c Kc 6c 8h Qd]
Seat 1: Lakers_Win24 showed [Th Ts] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: joshnqueen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: AnonConMatt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: HankKwan (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Hitoride (small blind) showed [6s 6d] and won (2695) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 8: guyutetup (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: karazychic69 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
PokerStars Game #45831727862: Tournament #285071507, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2010/06/21 23:36:37 ET
Table '285071507 1' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Lakers_Win24 (230 in chips)
Seat 2: joshnqueen (2675 in chips)
Seat 3: AnonConMatt (2616 in chips)
Seat 5: HankKwan (524 in chips)
Seat 7: Hitoride (2695 in chips)
Seat 8: guyutetup (2605 in chips)
Seat 9: karazychic69 (2155 in chips)
Lakers_Win24: posts the ante 25
joshnqueen: posts the ante 25
AnonConMatt: posts the ante 25
HankKwan: posts the ante 25
Hitoride: posts the ante 25
guyutetup: posts the ante 25
karazychic69: posts the ante 25
guyutetup: posts small blind 100
karazychic69: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lakers_Win24 [Kc As]
Lakers_Win24: raises 5 to 205 and is all-in
joshnqueen: calls 205
AnonConMatt: folds
HankKwan: folds
Hitoride: folds
guyutetup: calls 105
karazychic69: calls 5
*** FLOP *** [7d 9d 5d]
guyutetup: checks
karazychic69: checks
joshnqueen: checks
*** TURN *** [7d 9d 5d] [2h]
guyutetup: checks
karazychic69: checks
joshnqueen: checks
*** RIVER *** [7d 9d 5d 2h] [6c]
guyutetup: bets 400
karazychic69: folds
joshnqueen: calls 400
*** SHOW DOWN ***
guyutetup: shows [3s 8d] (a straight, Five to Nine)
joshnqueen: shows [Ac 8s] (a straight, Five to Nine)
guyutetup collected 400 from side pot
joshnqueen collected 400 from side pot
Lakers_Win24: mucks hand
guyutetup collected 498 from main pot
joshnqueen collected 497 from main pot
Lakers_Win24 finished the tournament in 7th place
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1795 Main pot 995. Side pot 800. | Rake 0
Board [7d 9d 5d 2h 6c]
Seat 1: Lakers_Win24 mucked [Kc As]
Seat 2: joshnqueen showed [Ac 8s] and won (897) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 3: AnonConMatt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: HankKwan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Hitoride (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: guyutetup (small blind) showed [3s 8d] and won (898) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 9: karazychic69 (big blind) folded on the River
SIGH
haha what site has those types of freerolls?Airwolf wrote:
fucking freerolls haha, played for 90 mins and got $0.03 for my efforts.
have to read some poker books, and invest again. Any recommendations for a starting bankroll?
every site has freerolls...
I have a few screenshots of me coming like 8/800 and 6/2000 and getting like 40 cents.
Which it then took me about 5 minutes to lose. SIGH
Plus every cheap asshole takes ages to make a decision in the final table on a freeroll, everyones like "Nah fold and wait then I get like $0.15 more cents when someone else goes out llolololo"
Assholes, I wish I had spare money to play.
Which it then took me about 5 minutes to lose. SIGH
Plus every cheap asshole takes ages to make a decision in the final table on a freeroll, everyones like "Nah fold and wait then I get like $0.15 more cents when someone else goes out llolololo"
Assholes, I wish I had spare money to play.
freerolls are retarded. if youre going to play, just deposit some $ instead of wasting your time making half a cent per hr
no really?ig wrote:
every site has freerolls...
what kind of site actually gives 3 cents as a reward
FTP went down to a dollar for the smallest reward
Freerolls are ONLY good for a little experience in the beginning, even though it is a lot of donkeys.. If you play freerolls for the money then fucking lol. $1.00 is still shit all.
Has anyone bought in for real money on Poker stars ? Is that 600 dollar bonus they say you get real or bs ?
you really think we all play for play money?Obiwan wrote:
Has anyone bought in for real money on Poker stars ? Is that 600 dollar bonus they say you get real or bs ?
and it's real
yeah but you have to earn it which can take a while if youre playing micro stakes
How do earn it ? I only buy in ounce every 6 months btw.ig wrote:
yeah but you have to earn it which can take a while if youre playing micro stakes
you earn it by playing. have to earn a certain amount of vpps
I suck at shuffling. Did so for 30 minutes as passenger on the way home the other day, and the first thing I pulled was a royal flush of clubs.
i've deposited $300 and i'm at like 700fpp i think. To earn the $600 you need i think 170 fpp for every $10 you put in. So to reap the full benefits you have to play enough to earn around 10k fpp. You can only deposit up to three times using the code, so make sure if you plan on playing a lot you maximize your buy-ins. And you have to earn them by the end of the calender year.
PokerStars Game #46071862376: Tournament #317010867, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2010/06/27 19:18:34 ET
Table '317010867 6' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: slys333 (3000 in chips)
Seat 2: Lakers_Win24 (3960 in chips)
Seat 3: acedbyace (5920 in chips)
Seat 4: M.T.Martian (4110 in chips)
Seat 5: artofwin AAs (4505 in chips)
Seat 6: FichaNopanOo (2850 in chips)
Seat 7: pitspro (3465 in chips)
Seat 8: yugismugli (3035 in chips)
Seat 9: Paradigm331 (3065 in chips)
M.T.Martian: posts small blind 15
artofwin AAs: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lakers_Win24 [Ts Tc]
FichaNopanOo: folds
pitspro: raises 30 to 60
yugismugli: folds
Paradigm331: folds
slys333: calls 60
Lakers_Win24: calls 60
acedbyace: folds
M.T.Martian: calls 45
artofwin AAs: calls 30
*** FLOP *** [6d Td 6h]
M.T.Martian: checks
artofwin AAs: bets 210
pitspro: raises 210 to 420
slys333: folds
Lakers_Win24: calls 420
M.T.Martian: folds
artofwin AAs: calls 210
*** TURN *** [6d Td 6h] [7s]
artofwin AAs: checks
pitspro: checks
Lakers_Win24: checks
*** RIVER *** [6d Td 6h 7s] [5h]
artofwin AAs: checks
pitspro: checks
Lakers_Win24: bets 720
artofwin AAs: folds
pitspro: calls 720
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lakers_Win24: shows [Ts Tc] (a full house, Tens full of Sixes)
pitspro: mucks hand
Lakers_Win24 collected 3000 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3000 | Rake 0
Board [6d Td 6h 7s 5h]
Seat 1: slys333 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Lakers_Win24 showed [Ts Tc] and won (3000) with a full house, Tens full of Sixes
Seat 3: acedbyace (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: M.T.Martian (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: artofwin AAs (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 6: FichaNopanOo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: pitspro mucked [Ad Ah]
Seat 8: yugismugli folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Paradigm331 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
thanks
Table '317010867 6' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: slys333 (3000 in chips)
Seat 2: Lakers_Win24 (3960 in chips)
Seat 3: acedbyace (5920 in chips)
Seat 4: M.T.Martian (4110 in chips)
Seat 5: artofwin AAs (4505 in chips)
Seat 6: FichaNopanOo (2850 in chips)
Seat 7: pitspro (3465 in chips)
Seat 8: yugismugli (3035 in chips)
Seat 9: Paradigm331 (3065 in chips)
M.T.Martian: posts small blind 15
artofwin AAs: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lakers_Win24 [Ts Tc]
FichaNopanOo: folds
pitspro: raises 30 to 60
yugismugli: folds
Paradigm331: folds
slys333: calls 60
Lakers_Win24: calls 60
acedbyace: folds
M.T.Martian: calls 45
artofwin AAs: calls 30
*** FLOP *** [6d Td 6h]
M.T.Martian: checks
artofwin AAs: bets 210
pitspro: raises 210 to 420
slys333: folds
Lakers_Win24: calls 420
M.T.Martian: folds
artofwin AAs: calls 210
*** TURN *** [6d Td 6h] [7s]
artofwin AAs: checks
pitspro: checks
Lakers_Win24: checks
*** RIVER *** [6d Td 6h 7s] [5h]
artofwin AAs: checks
pitspro: checks
Lakers_Win24: bets 720
artofwin AAs: folds
pitspro: calls 720
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lakers_Win24: shows [Ts Tc] (a full house, Tens full of Sixes)
pitspro: mucks hand
Lakers_Win24 collected 3000 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3000 | Rake 0
Board [6d Td 6h 7s 5h]
Seat 1: slys333 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Lakers_Win24 showed [Ts Tc] and won (3000) with a full house, Tens full of Sixes
Seat 3: acedbyace (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: M.T.Martian (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: artofwin AAs (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 6: FichaNopanOo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: pitspro mucked [Ad Ah]
Seat 8: yugismugli folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Paradigm331 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
thanks
what a unique and interesting hand.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
PokerStars Game #46071862376: Tournament #317010867, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2010/06/27 19:18:34 ET
Table '317010867 6' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: slys333 (3000 in chips)
Seat 2: Lakers_Win24 (3960 in chips)
Seat 3: acedbyace (5920 in chips)
Seat 4: M.T.Martian (4110 in chips)
Seat 5: artofwin AAs (4505 in chips)
Seat 6: FichaNopanOo (2850 in chips)
Seat 7: pitspro (3465 in chips)
Seat 8: yugismugli (3035 in chips)
Seat 9: Paradigm331 (3065 in chips)
M.T.Martian: posts small blind 15
artofwin AAs: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lakers_Win24 [Ts Tc]
FichaNopanOo: folds
pitspro: raises 30 to 60
yugismugli: folds
Paradigm331: folds
slys333: calls 60
Lakers_Win24: calls 60
acedbyace: folds
M.T.Martian: calls 45
artofwin AAs: calls 30
*** FLOP *** [6d Td 6h]
M.T.Martian: checks
artofwin AAs: bets 210
pitspro: raises 210 to 420
slys333: folds
Lakers_Win24: calls 420
M.T.Martian: folds
artofwin AAs: calls 210
*** TURN *** [6d Td 6h] [7s]
artofwin AAs: checks
pitspro: checks
Lakers_Win24: checks
*** RIVER *** [6d Td 6h 7s] [5h]
artofwin AAs: checks
pitspro: checks
Lakers_Win24: bets 720
artofwin AAs: folds
pitspro: calls 720
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lakers_Win24: shows [Ts Tc] (a full house, Tens full of Sixes)
pitspro: mucks hand
Lakers_Win24 collected 3000 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3000 | Rake 0
Board [6d Td 6h 7s 5h]
Seat 1: slys333 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Lakers_Win24 showed [Ts Tc] and won (3000) with a full house, Tens full of Sixes
Seat 3: acedbyace (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: M.T.Martian (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: artofwin AAs (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 6: FichaNopanOo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: pitspro mucked [Ad Ah]
Seat 8: yugismugli folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Paradigm331 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
thanks
Lol, can't buy chips on poker stars
fucking uigea
back to UB
fail