OOIII watch it duck!ghettoperson wrote:
Stoke is also a fucking shithole. Just people are slightly more understandable, and they call everyone "duck".
omg, I forgot how epic these video's are. We have moved across the road to our new £30m complex. I havent been 'cos I had nothing to do with the new stadium and have been sulking. Little did I know I was being looked after all along, most people/contractors who built the place havent been paid yet. Anyway I just done a back pocket job for them and after getting the 'bangers' (Bangers and Mash - Cash) I went back into the ground and bought 1 adult n 1 junior ticket for this Sat.
5.20pm KO vs Swansea
5.20pm?? Fucking hell, only gives everyone 7/8 hours to get pissed up first. - 1 big mistake
Away fans housed next to The Family Stand - Could be another big mistake.
The following I copy/pasted from EE chats
Me and Molls on this coming Saturday, sat right next to the away fans.
My Dad was never into football but Ive been taking her since she was 3, our fans are as good as gold with her and other kids, Ive always sat amongst the nutters, out notorious 'Soul Crew' and they have always moved out of her way, clearing a path in the bars like moses did with the water like.
As a Dad to me this is like hearing ya kids first words, watching her first school play, its one of those things. Im already proud and she hasnt even flicked the V at the smelly peg selling pikeys yet.
Her Mums Grandad is a peg seller and quite often lil Molls gets taken down to Swansea for the day, I make sure I de-contaminate her as soon as she returns. She always complains of being hungry and fucked off with drinking 'Sunny Delight' all day when she returns.
I cant afford a plane ticket to Ethiopia, so I thought to show her people less privilidged than ouselves Id take her to see what Swansea fans look like, what they wear and the smell they give off.
5.20pm KO vs Swansea
5.20pm?? Fucking hell, only gives everyone 7/8 hours to get pissed up first. - 1 big mistake
Away fans housed next to The Family Stand - Could be another big mistake.
The following I copy/pasted from EE chats
Me and Molls on this coming Saturday, sat right next to the away fans.
Im taking her to her 1st ever South Wales Derby, our first game at the new stadium. Just been and delivered my job, they paid cash so I went into the ticket office and have £23 of it back to them for our two tickets. Its the only time I dont shout at her for swearing or flicking 'V' signs. The stadium have sat the 'away' fans right next to 'The Family Stand'. If they invade the pitch and pile into our end the rest of the stadium will invade the pitch and fuck them up. This happened back in the 80's at the old ground. I'll sit to Molls left so if they are throwing coins and what not it'll hit me and not her.27+lil 27 wrote:
In the Swansea slums, they look in the dustbins for something to eat, they see a dead rat and they think its a treat, in the Swansea slums
You Jack Bastard, You jack Bastard, You Bastard
My Dad was never into football but Ive been taking her since she was 3, our fans are as good as gold with her and other kids, Ive always sat amongst the nutters, out notorious 'Soul Crew' and they have always moved out of her way, clearing a path in the bars like moses did with the water like.
As a Dad to me this is like hearing ya kids first words, watching her first school play, its one of those things. Im already proud and she hasnt even flicked the V at the smelly peg selling pikeys yet.
Her Mums Grandad is a peg seller and quite often lil Molls gets taken down to Swansea for the day, I make sure I de-contaminate her as soon as she returns. She always complains of being hungry and fucked off with drinking 'Sunny Delight' all day when she returns.
I cant afford a plane ticket to Ethiopia, so I thought to show her people less privilidged than ouselves Id take her to see what Swansea fans look like, what they wear and the smell they give off.
Mods if you get to this before I get to you, please move it to the sports section. Thanks
It was moved, as your aware
It was moved, as your aware
Last edited by 1927 (2010-03-31 08:13:31)
Omg what a buzz. Wembeley was good, it was amazing beating Barnsley in the semi's but no where near the buzz of this. 13 Years since we last fucked the shitheads over, to score the winner in the last minute or so, what a feeling. Sat 8 seats away for the Swansea fans and to see them there so gutted is such a buzz. I dont reckon you could even dream for a victory so sweet. Stayed for 20 mins with Moll ripping the piss out of the pikeys, winding them up and left. Would of taken quite an effort to clear the rest of the fans out, they started ripping seats up and sling them into our lot so thats when we left.
Missed our first goal, took me eye off it for a second when Moll distratced me again with another question 'Why's that so n so doing that Dad'? And I cant remember too much about our 2nd so looking forward to highlights later at midnight.
Id be gutted if I was a Jack, but I really dont care. A draw would of been fair to one extent, our keeper pulled off a blinder only minutes before we nickied it, we could of lost 2-1, so we didnt. I really do hate them. We are now 6 points above them would rather not play them in the play off's, but if so, then so be it. I think we will make the play off's this year where as I wasnt so sure last year, we missed out on goal differnce.
Our new prospective owner was there today and fingers crossed he loved the passion but was whisked away before it was kicking off, or at least the fans were trying to. Im gonna be feeding on this one for a while I think.
Missed our first goal, took me eye off it for a second when Moll distratced me again with another question 'Why's that so n so doing that Dad'? And I cant remember too much about our 2nd so looking forward to highlights later at midnight.
Id be gutted if I was a Jack, but I really dont care. A draw would of been fair to one extent, our keeper pulled off a blinder only minutes before we nickied it, we could of lost 2-1, so we didnt. I really do hate them. We are now 6 points above them would rather not play them in the play off's, but if so, then so be it. I think we will make the play off's this year where as I wasnt so sure last year, we missed out on goal differnce.
Our new prospective owner was there today and fingers crossed he loved the passion but was whisked away before it was kicking off, or at least the fans were trying to. Im gonna be feeding on this one for a while I think.