Tiger Woods press conference predictions (friday 19 feb)

2010-02-18 20:20:37

#1

Stubbee: Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts; +223|6960|Reality

Known: not taking questions about recent events

He is retiring from golf.
You heard it here.

The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'

2010-02-18 20:23:45

#2

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6715

Mr Pecker - would you like to place a friendly wager? i'll bet he returns in time to play the Masters.

2010-02-18 20:28:09

#3

Stubbee: Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts; +223|6960|Reality

I don't think he would need a press conference to announce that.
I think he will dump his sponsors since most of them are douche companies anyway. Not like he needs the money either.

Maybe in 5 years he comes back (without sponsors either!). This is to prove to his wife that he is serious about her, their kids and their marriage.

If my prediction holds, my respect for him goes way the fuck up. Man up, Tiger, man up.

The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'

2010-02-18 20:30:22

#4

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5476|foggy bottom

in other news, 4 NATO soldiers were KIA today in Afghanistan

Tu Stultus Es

2010-02-18 20:30:28

#5

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6715

before there were sponsors, before there was a family, there was golf - he plays the Masters.

it's what he does.

2010-02-18 20:32:13

#6

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6715

eleven bravo wrote:
in other news, 4 NATO soldiers were KIA today in Afghanistan

i'm sorry for the loss.
this is the sports section, GTFO. i'll read the front page and the comics when i'm done here.

2010-02-18 20:33:43

#7

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5476|foggy bottom

sorry, just noticed how tiger woods future press conference beat out afghanistan in order of importance in the cable news round up

Tu Stultus Es

2010-02-19 07:31:06

#8

whaaaaaaaaaat: ><>; +215|5468

eleven bravo wrote:
sorry, just noticed how tiger woods future press conference beat out afghanistan in order of importance in the cable news round up

good

2010-02-19 08:19:54

#9

whaaaaaaaaaat: ><>; +215|5468

guess hes not gonna play the masters

2010-02-19 09:12:31

#10

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6924|67.222.138.85

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/ti … _return_to

2010-02-19 09:31:26

#11

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6786|Mountains of NC

https://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/021910_TIGERAPOLOGY3_20100219_111827.jpg

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2010-02-19 09:34:24

#12

whaaaaaaaaaat: ><>; +215|5468

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/tiger_woods_announces_return_to

for the 10th time, the onion isnt funny

2010-02-19 09:36:07

#13

eleven bravo: Member; +1,399|5476|foggy bottom

that glenn beck one was pretty funny

Tu Stultus Es

2010-02-19 14:55:53

#14

Stubbee: Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts; +223|6960|Reality

disappointed he didn't man up.

The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'

2010-02-19 15:33:27

#15

Chou: Member; +737|7008

Stubbee wrote:
disappointed he didn't man up.

Let me add something:

Why is that man standing in front of a whole room filled with hypocrites as if he was on trial?!?
For the whole world to see as if it's my fucking bizz who he fucks and what he does in his private life?

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

The man plays golf like nobody else and that's all there is to it!

Fuck the media, burn in a fire, damn hypocrites.

2010-02-19 20:15:52

#16

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6786|Mountains of NC

he should have came out all :

https://www.partypants.fsnet.co.uk/70smale/pimp-costume-dr-styles.jpg

" how you like me now "

2010-02-19 20:58:54

#17

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6583|California

he blak he do wateva he liek

2010-02-20 07:56:38

#18

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6628|'Murka

Am I the only one who's all: "Why the fuck do we even care?"

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
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2010-02-21 22:23:01

#19

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,813|6323|eXtreme to the maX

FEOS wrote:
Am I the only one who's all: "Why the fuck do we even care?"

No, there's me as well.

What I don't understand is why companies think having him endorse their products means people will buy them in preference to others.

Fuck Israel

2010-02-21 22:50:18

#20

blademaster: I'm moving to Brazil; +2,075|6863

burnzz wrote:
Mr Pecker - would you like to place a friendly wager? i'll bet he returns in time to play the Masters.

yeah I bet he returns to do some more chicks

2010-02-22 21:06:18

#21

seymorebutts443: Ready for combat; +211|6812|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

Dilbert_X wrote:
FEOS wrote:
Am I the only one who's all: "Why the fuck do we even care?"
No, there's me as well.

What I don't understand is why companies think having him endorse their products means people will buy them in preference to others.

Well, because a lot of people do. If they didn't make money off of it, they wouldn't have him endorse it.

2010-02-27 21:34:53

#22

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6628|'Murka

seymorebutts443 wrote:
Dilbert_X wrote:
FEOS wrote:
Am I the only one who's all: "Why the fuck do we even care?"
No, there's me as well.

What I don't understand is why companies think having him endorse their products means people will buy them in preference to others.
Well, because a lot of people do. If they didn't make money off of it, they wouldn't have him endorse it.

He could always endorse condoms next.

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular

2010-03-03 10:20:37

#23

Obiwan: Go Cards !!; +196|6912|The Ville

I think Tiger should return for the Masters. Reason being if the fans talk trash they will not be aloud back to the Masters. Tiger is now practicing again and it looks better and better that he will come back and play this year. I think he wouldn't try before then because the match play tournament is over and there is only Bay Hill left where he will be the defending champion if you go by what he did last year.

2010-03-04 10:11:50

#24

Stubbee: Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts; +223|6960|Reality

I don't think he will be back for the Masters. Proof that he values he family more than his career. After all , his career is what got him into hot water.

The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'

2010-03-04 10:13:40

#25

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6715

Stubbee wrote:
I don't think he will be back for the Masters. Proof that he values he family more than his career. After all , his career is what got him into hot water.

he's back in Orlando, working with his swing coach.

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