Sequel to last year's acclaimed thread. where I hand out awards to games that are continuing shitty trends, that are making what possibly is an okay game really annoying and almost unplayable.
And without further adue, here they are.
The Uwe Boll award for unintentional camp is awarded to the game that takes itself so seriously, that it comes off as silly, and even stupid. This year's recipient is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
The Eldridge Cleaver award for excessive brownness is awarded to the game where the highest percentage of the game's textures are brown or another similarly dreary color. This year's recipient is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
The Eric Idle award for spam is given to the game whose gameplay involves spamming shit. Whether it be grenades, tanks, miniguns, the game that has conditions where clicking aimlessly produces the best results gets this award. This year's recipient is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
The Timothy McVeigh award for gratuitious explosions is awarded to the game that puts more explosions in than there ever needs to be, even by the standards of video games. This year's recipient is: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
The Lisa McPherson award for deadly-bugginess is given to the game with some many bugs/exploits it makes you want to murder yourself. This year's recipient is Empire: Total War.
The Madeline McCann award for sucky server browsers is given to the game whose server browser is so shitty, that it makes it very difficult to find a multiplayer game that you will actually have fun in. This year's recipient is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
The The Proclaimers award for excessive walking is awarded to the game that forgoes drivable vehicles, or makes them to hard to come by, despite the large size of the game's maps. This year's recipient is Armed Assault 2 and Operation Flashpoint 2: Dragon Rising. As they are the same shitty game.
And without further adue, here they are.
The Uwe Boll award for unintentional camp is awarded to the game that takes itself so seriously, that it comes off as silly, and even stupid. This year's recipient is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
The Eldridge Cleaver award for excessive brownness is awarded to the game where the highest percentage of the game's textures are brown or another similarly dreary color. This year's recipient is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
The Eric Idle award for spam is given to the game whose gameplay involves spamming shit. Whether it be grenades, tanks, miniguns, the game that has conditions where clicking aimlessly produces the best results gets this award. This year's recipient is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
The Timothy McVeigh award for gratuitious explosions is awarded to the game that puts more explosions in than there ever needs to be, even by the standards of video games. This year's recipient is: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
The Lisa McPherson award for deadly-bugginess is given to the game with some many bugs/exploits it makes you want to murder yourself. This year's recipient is Empire: Total War.
The Madeline McCann award for sucky server browsers is given to the game whose server browser is so shitty, that it makes it very difficult to find a multiplayer game that you will actually have fun in. This year's recipient is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
The The Proclaimers award for excessive walking is awarded to the game that forgoes drivable vehicles, or makes them to hard to come by, despite the large size of the game's maps. This year's recipient is Armed Assault 2 and Operation Flashpoint 2: Dragon Rising. As they are the same shitty game.
