whichever one requires charmintopal63 wrote:
Do you mean REAL poop or transcendent poop?GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
Does god wipe his butt when he poops. Does god poop?
Poll
Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?
| Yes | 21% | 21% - 8 | ||||
| No | 26% | 26% - 10 | ||||
| Maybe | 5% | 5% - 2 | ||||
| Don't believe in God | 42% | 42% - 16 | ||||
| Blasphemers! | 5% | 5% - 2 | ||||
| Total: 38 | ||||||
lol if you couldn't even read the second half of his post you must be a big retardniekjejeje wrote:
lol if you dont know wat it is you must be a big nerd
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
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Gentlemen, I think we have defined "Holy Shit". Of course, my take on Holy Shit only goes only as far as an X-Box - a transcendent turd with a Halo.
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A burrito is also the same thing as all Mexican food, I mean no offesense but it kinda is. But it's still good.
God, in all His righteousness, would allow the burrito to sit for a few astronomical minutes before consumption, as dictated by the divine instructions.
The question is moot.
The question is moot.
Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2006-04-18 16:54:36)
what if god likes scolding hot burritos that he cant eat?unnamednewbie13 wrote:
God, in all His righteousness, would allow the burrito to sit for a few astronomical minutes before consumption, as dictated by the divine instructions.
The question is moot.
Then He will burn the inside of His cheeks. Nothing that God couldn't fix, though. After the fact, He could adapt himself to burritos of similar temperature, thus preventing the nullification of His almighty title. The divine charred throat will also be healed, adding further to the proof of God's omnipotence.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
what if god likes scolding hot burritos that he cant eat?unnamednewbie13 wrote:
God, in all His righteousness, would allow the burrito to sit for a few astronomical minutes before consumption, as dictated by the divine instructions.
The question is moot.
Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2006-04-18 17:00:40)
And could He not wait for the Burrito to cool?
Should that be His will.UnOriginalNuttah wrote:
And could He not wait for the Burrito to cool?unnamednewbie13 wrote:
God, in all His righteousness, would allow the burrito to sit for a few astronomical minutes before consumption, as dictated by the divine instructions.
Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2006-04-18 17:16:20)
what color is gods skin
opaque...lol
I got one:
Could god think of a question that he has no answer for?
Could god think of a question that he has no answer for?
God can try as hard as he wants to microwave a burrito hot enough that Allah could not eat it. But Allah is better than God.
I'm sure god could make something so hot that he himself could not eat it if he took a form that followed the limitations that we ourselves have. It would be a consious descion he would make to limit himself then attempt to do something he himself could not do in his current form. Then again, he could then remove the limits and do that something easily. I think a better question that has more merit is- What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I find it so hard that people cannot apply some common sence and even attempt to try to understand how our lives go by and how god interact with us.
I find it so hard that people cannot apply some common sence and even attempt to try to understand how our lives go by and how god interact with us.
Last edited by sfg-Ice__ (2006-04-18 17:32:33)
No, because if he did, then he automatically goes into reset mode and crashes. Redbugs appear, making friendly people look like enemies.GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
I got one:
Could god think of a question that he has no answer for?
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
lol
Is God in the toilet?GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
Does god wipe his butt when he poops. Does god poop?
Or, is god creation itself? If so, that means everybody and everything on this planet is god, or at least one element of Him/Her/It/Whatever.
People stress out about God too much.
People stress out about God too much.
No. He don't need no toilet, he uses his Godly powers to clean out his bowels with no effort required.mikeshw wrote:
Is God in the toilet?GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
Does god wipe his butt when he poops. Does god poop?
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
alright. I think I have seen enough...
no more shit ( sic ) about god, please...
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no more shit ( sic ) about god, please...
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