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2009-12-04 17:33:13

#1

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|6911

I want to play a fucking videogame, I don't give two shits about your service that's being shoved in my face. Let me play and save my game without having to register to some obnoxious dysfunctional waste of time.

Hi! welcome to videogame!
You must register to Games for Windows Live to save your game
Please use the browser window that has opened outside of the game to do this
No, the game won't minimize
No, you can't proceed until you've registered with games for windows live

>Ctrl+alt+delete out of game

Please choose a cool avatar such as Master Chef, generic anime girl, or a SKULL! fuck yes
Are you casual, hardcore, edgy, or extra casual?
That gamertag is unavailable
That gamertag is also unavailable
That obnoxious gamertag is available
Welcome to xbox live! Get 2 free games when you buy an elite xbox 360 this holiday!

>start up game again

Hi! welcome to videogame!
Please sign in to save your profile
Welcome to Dirt 2!
checking for downloadable content

FUCK

At the very least the game actually works. Next time I'm pirating it.

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2009-12-04 17:41:01

#2

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6999|FUCK UBISOFT

Quantum of Solace didn't let me save because I didn't have an account. It would have been nice if it had told me that before I got ~60% through the game.

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2009-12-04 17:44:08

#3

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7000|London

I really don't understand how the people making DRM software can be so naive as to think that they are actually stopping it even slightly. They MUST know it's only increasing piracy.

inb4 kens piracy rage rant

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2009-12-04 17:52:32

#4

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6922|NT, like Mick Dundee

People should just give in and stick with steam. At least it fucking works.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-12-04 17:54:05

#5

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|6911

Flecco wrote:
People should just give in and stick with steam. At least it fucking works.

Flecco, I'm afraid I have some bad news

Steam has GFWL too. There's no cure, but the symptoms are treatable

https://www.lucienindustries.com/bf2s/steamforwindowslive.jpg

Last edited by Lucien (2009-12-04 17:56:46)

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2009-12-04 18:19:13

#6

Brasso: member; +1,549|6888

yeah no lie, i was happier with my torrented fallout 3 than my legit one.

"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"

2009-12-04 18:41:27

#7

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6922|NT, like Mick Dundee

Lucien wrote:
Flecco wrote:
People should just give in and stick with steam. At least it fucking works.
Flecco, I'm afraid I have some bad news

Steam has GFWL too. There's no cure, but the symptoms are treatable

http://www.lucienindustries.com/bf2s/st … wslive.jpg

What the fuck is the point of having both Steam and GFWL....

What ever happened to putting your CD-Key in during installation then firing up the damn game? WHAT THE FUCK GUYS, WHAT THE SHITFUCK CUNTFUCKING SHITDICKBALLS DICKFUCKING GODDAMN SHITBALLSCUNT FUCKING SISTERFUCK HAPPENED?

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-12-04 18:44:27

#8

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|6971|Purplicious Wisconsin

Flecco wrote:
Lucien wrote:
Flecco wrote:
People should just give in and stick with steam. At least it fucking works.
Flecco, I'm afraid I have some bad news

Steam has GFWL too. There's no cure, but the symptoms are treatable

http://www.lucienindustries.com/bf2s/st … wslive.jpg
What the fuck is the point of having both Steam and GFWL....

What ever happened to putting your CD-Key in during installation then firing up the damn game? WHAT THE FUCK GUYS, WHAT THE SHITFUCK CUNTFUCKING SHITDICKBALLS DICKFUCKING GODDAMN SHITBALLSCUNT FUCKING SISTERFUCK HAPPENED?

Idiot game makers is what happened.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2009-12-04 18:53:54

#9

Winston_Churchill: Bazinga!; +521|6996|Toronto | Canada

Wait you can still buy games!?

I had no idea

2009-12-04 19:05:38

#10

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|6803

Create offline profile?

I agree though. Pain in the ass if you want to play online. The only game I bother to log into that uses GFWL is Street Fighter 4.

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2009-12-04 19:18:21

#11

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6410|what

Fuck you Gears of War and especially fuck you Gears of War 2 xbox exclusive.

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2009-12-04 19:47:15

#12

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6922|NT, like Mick Dundee

Gears 2 was good fun with the bro. Cbf setting up xbox live though. Esp when I have PC online.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2009-12-04 19:49:39

#13

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6646|New York

Yeah, dumb move in my opinion. GFWL was meant to set it apart from other games I'm guessing, but it really only makes it an extra step.

Shit like this is killing pc gaming.

Remember Me As A Time Of Day

2009-12-04 19:49:53

#14

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6410|what

Played the first one. Suffered through the xbox live shit (c'mon, let's be honest here).

Then heard the next one was out soon.

Then heard it was an xbox exclusive.

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2009-12-06 04:01:52

#15

globefish23: sophisticated slacker; +334|6581|Graz, Austria

haffeysucks wrote:
yeah no lie, i was happier with my torrented fallout 3 than my legit one.

I imported the English version from the UK to get the game in the proper language and avoid crappy German dubs.
I was quite pissed when I realized that I could only buy the DLC via GFWL in German here in Austria.
Haven't bought any of those since and will definitely pirate them if I want to continue FO3.

Another fun thing is, that the standalone GFWL client doesn't start up at all if I change all my regional settings to English here in Austria.
(Which I need to do to enjoy Street Fighter 4 in full English.)

Flecco wrote:
What the fuck is the point of having both Steam and GFWL....

Steam only acts as a distributer in that case. Microsoft would never give up their GFWL.

2009-12-06 05:29:29

#16

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6046|Catherine Black

Fuck you Games for Windows Live.

Welcome to Batman: Arkham Asylum!

Do you wish to change your graphic settings? Yes? Unlucky, that's only available in the splash screen, despite the fact this game runs on UT3 engine, completely customisable graphics ingame!

Do you wish to change your control settings? Oooh, sorry, we're complete faggots, you can only do that from the splash screen too!

Do you wish to use a gamepad? Well I hope you have an XBox 360 controller! We're complete dicks, so we've written the game so that any other controller will use forwards for backwards, and backwards for forwards! Oh, and you can't customise the controls anyway!

Do you want to talk ingame with XFire? Really? Such a shame! Scroll lock now changes the game from maximized to windowed mode! Why? We don't fucking know!

Fuck You.

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2009-12-06 08:25:34

#17

seymorebutts443: Ready for combat; +211|6852|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

these people should just sell their companies to valve or blizzard so they can finally get some shit done.

2009-12-06 08:56:58

#18

Spidery_Yoda: Member; +399|6527

Once you've set up a Games for Windows Live profile, it all works seamlessly in my experience. I've played through 3 GFWL games and i've never had a problem with any of them. Except when I was trying to get a profile going the first time, which is the stage you're at. It took several hours before I got the game working and I was at the point where I was regretting spending £4 on the thing.

But yeah. Once its over and done with it works fine.

Finray wrote:
Fuck you Games for Windows Live.

Welcome to Batman: Arkham Asylum!

Do you wish to change your graphic settings? Yes? Unlucky, that's only available in the splash screen, despite the fact this game runs on UT3 engine, completely customisable graphics ingame!

Do you wish to change your control settings? Oooh, sorry, we're complete faggots, you can only do that from the splash screen too!

Do you wish to use a gamepad? Well I hope you have an XBox 360 controller! We're complete dicks, so we've written the game so that any other controller will use forwards for backwards, and backwards for forwards! Oh, and you can't customise the controls anyway!

Do you want to talk ingame with XFire? Really? Such a shame! Scroll lock now changes the game from maximized to windowed mode! Why? We don't fucking know!

Fuck You.

You realise that none of that is due to GFWL, and all due to the dev team making a shoddy console port?

Last edited by Spidery_Yoda (2009-12-06 09:07:41)

2009-12-06 09:47:54

#19

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6974

I remembered how they tried to make you buy a "gold" live account like on Xbox live to play online. That's why i didn't even bother play kane and lynch. Had some fun on singleplayer though.

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2009-12-06 10:19:36

#20

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7101|Reykjavík, Iceland.

I also lolled at most of the WL achievements in Batman. You get achievements for winning bosses ffs. Just complete the game and you have like 20 achievements.

2009-12-06 14:07:30

#21

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|6823|England

AussieReaper wrote:
Fuck you Gears of War and especially fuck you Gears of War 2 xbox exclusive.

games are

2009-12-06 14:09:27

#22

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6879|London, England

Sydney wrote:
I also lolled at most of the WL achievements in Batman. You get achievements for winning bosses ffs. Just complete the game and you have like 20 achievements.

I hate trophies like that, where you just get 'em for just doing the game. In terms of trophies for just doing the game, they should only count for the harder/hardest difficulties at least. Like in CoD WaW (and probably MW2) where they had separate silver trophies for beating every level on Veteran, it was some sort of incentive and added to the challenge of actually trying to beat WaW on veteran (hardest thing ever, but I did it)

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