Step 1: Form Party with Friends.
Step 2: Join Ground War
Step 3: Wait until it hits 12 people. At this point, the match timer will start counting down. At 3 seconds to go, someone will leave.
Step 4: All the other slots are suddenly taken, and the round begins. When the time to start hits two, you are kicked for 'host migration'.
Step 5: Wait 10 minutes for the game to end, because the slot you were just in is instantly taken.
Step 6: Rejoin game lobby at the start of next round.
Step 7: As 4000 people leave and rejoin, the map changes over and over as the server browser "merges lobbies".
Step 8: Play the exact same map again (Only you didn't play it because you got kicked out.) Friends are complaining about repetitiveness of Afghan.
Step 9: Return to lobby at end of the round and reform party.
Step 10: Join Ground War again.
Step 11: Wait until it fills up again.
Step 12: Load into the game. One of your friends will get angry, as he has been kicked for not being able to connect to the host.
Step 13: You're into the game and everything is working fine for a minute or two.
Step 14: The host leaves the game. The server attempts to change the host. On your server full of Australian players, there is one Americunt. Because he has a better internet connection/CPU, the entire server now has 20 ping.
Step 15: People will complain and abuse the Americunt, but he won't leave. You decide to leave first, and reform your party.
Step 16: Load into another Ground War.
Step 17: Everything, despite your greatest fears, works perfectly. You get in and start to play with perfect ping.
Step 18: Some moron comes up with his sprint knife. You get shanked.
Step 19: Some moron comes up with akimbo shotguns. You get fucked up.
Step 20: You get killed because your teammate run towards you as the enemy launches a predator missile. The enemy sees red squares having a tea party, and blows the living shit out of you.
Step 21: Leave the game, go cry deeply.
Step 2: Join Ground War
Step 3: Wait until it hits 12 people. At this point, the match timer will start counting down. At 3 seconds to go, someone will leave.
Step 4: All the other slots are suddenly taken, and the round begins. When the time to start hits two, you are kicked for 'host migration'.
Step 5: Wait 10 minutes for the game to end, because the slot you were just in is instantly taken.
Step 6: Rejoin game lobby at the start of next round.
Step 7: As 4000 people leave and rejoin, the map changes over and over as the server browser "merges lobbies".
Step 8: Play the exact same map again (Only you didn't play it because you got kicked out.) Friends are complaining about repetitiveness of Afghan.
Step 9: Return to lobby at end of the round and reform party.
Step 10: Join Ground War again.
Step 11: Wait until it fills up again.
Step 12: Load into the game. One of your friends will get angry, as he has been kicked for not being able to connect to the host.
Step 13: You're into the game and everything is working fine for a minute or two.
Step 14: The host leaves the game. The server attempts to change the host. On your server full of Australian players, there is one Americunt. Because he has a better internet connection/CPU, the entire server now has 20 ping.
Step 15: People will complain and abuse the Americunt, but he won't leave. You decide to leave first, and reform your party.
Step 16: Load into another Ground War.
Step 17: Everything, despite your greatest fears, works perfectly. You get in and start to play with perfect ping.
Step 18: Some moron comes up with his sprint knife. You get shanked.
Step 19: Some moron comes up with akimbo shotguns. You get fucked up.
Step 20: You get killed because your teammate run towards you as the enemy launches a predator missile. The enemy sees red squares having a tea party, and blows the living shit out of you.
Step 21: Leave the game, go cry deeply.
