360 degrees is a circle ..you mean 180?NooBesT wrote:
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What do you do when you see XBOX 360?
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Turn 360 degrees and walk away
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yeah what did you kill fucking mario turtles and gay goombas and shit my 5 year old sister plays that and i fucking laugh at her when she does and im like BITCH I HAVE XBL then i show her my gamerscore and wait for another noob and do it again!Roger Lesboules wrote:
The fuck you talking about, green guy? Zelda lol?Mutantsteak wrote:
Did you see the grafics on my 360? Dude its fucking awesome. beautiful scenery and shit if you are into that. i MEAN ITS ALL ABOUT THE KILLING MAN. N64 is like pansys and fucking flower games and shit Fucking zelda? who is that green elf fag i mean he shoots arrows at bird and im like YEAH FUCK GANON I HAVE A FUCKING LAZER then go sit in a corner and wait for another noob and do it again!Roger Lesboules wrote:
N64 > 360....Really!
The N64 for me was all about the killing, and i did that...ALOT!
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Moar like evil Russians tbh...Fuck goombas!Mutantsteak wrote:
yeah what did you kill fucking mario turtles and gay goombas and shit my 5 year old sister plays that and i fucking laugh at her when she does and im like BITCH I HAVE XBL then i show her my gamerscore and wait for another noob and do it again!Roger Lesboules wrote:
The fuck you talking about, green guy? Zelda lol?Mutantsteak wrote:
Did you see the grafics on my 360? Dude its fucking awesome. beautiful scenery and shit if you are into that. i MEAN ITS ALL ABOUT THE KILLING MAN. N64 is like pansys and fucking flower games and shit Fucking zelda? who is that green elf fag i mean he shoots arrows at bird and im like YEAH FUCK GANON I HAVE A FUCKING LAZER then go sit in a corner and wait for another noob and do it again!
The N64 for me was all about the killing, and i did that...ALOT!
Also, what's your e-pen....Gamerscore?
Last edited by Roger Lesboules (2009-04-06 21:59:38)
I have the highest gamerscore on my friends list fucking over 1000 and im like getting all the sick acievements fucking ps3 doesnt have gamerscore so how do you know your the best? you dont its fucking dumb and a waste of time and you dont ahve halo and gearsRoger Lesboules wrote:
Moar like evil Russians tbh...Fuck goombas!Mutantsteak wrote:
yeah what did you kill fucking mario turtles and gay goombas and shit my 5 year old sister plays that and i fucking laugh at her when she does and im like BITCH I HAVE XBL then i show her my gamerscore and wait for another noob and do it again!Roger Lesboules wrote:
The fuck you talking about, green guy? Zelda lol?
The N64 for me was all about the killing, and i did that...ALOT!
Also, what's your e-pen....Gamerscore?
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Wait wait wait, you think i got a Ps3 or what?Mutantsteak wrote:
I have the highest gamerscore on my friends list fucking over 1000 and im like getting all the sick acievements fucking ps3 doesnt have gamerscore so how do you know your the best? you dont its fucking dumb and a waste of time and you dont ahve halo and gearsRoger Lesboules wrote:
Moar like evil Russians tbh...Fuck goombas!Mutantsteak wrote:
yeah what did you kill fucking mario turtles and gay goombas and shit my 5 year old sister plays that and i fucking laugh at her when she does and im like BITCH I HAVE XBL then i show her my gamerscore and wait for another noob and do it again!
Also, what's your e-pen....Gamerscore?
I ehard that on ps3 theirs copys of gers and halo cald deathzone and restanseMutantsteak wrote:
I have the highest gamerscore on my friends list fucking over 1000 and im like getting all the sick acievements fucking ps3 doesnt have gamerscore so how do you know your the best? you dont its fucking dumb and a waste of time and you dont ahve halo and gearsRoger Lesboules wrote:
Moar like evil Russians tbh...Fuck goombas!Mutantsteak wrote:
yeah what did you kill fucking mario turtles and gay goombas and shit my 5 year old sister plays that and i fucking laugh at her when she does and im like BITCH I HAVE XBL then i show her my gamerscore and wait for another noob and do it again!
Also, what's your e-pen....Gamerscore?
FUCK THAT MAN i saw those in the store where i buy all my sick accesories and im like wow this is fucking gay its not even cool like with gears you have fucking locusts and they are taking over the world in shit i dont really care im just killin them and in restance or fuck your just playing around with all the ps3 fags and im like FUCK YOU I GOT MARCUS FENIX then go sit in a corner and wait for another noob and do it again!Miggle wrote:
I ehard that on ps3 theirs copys of gers and halo cald deathzone and restanseMutantsteak wrote:
I have the highest gamerscore on my friends list fucking over 1000 and im like getting all the sick acievements fucking ps3 doesnt have gamerscore so how do you know your the best? you dont its fucking dumb and a waste of time and you dont ahve halo and gearsRoger Lesboules wrote:
Moar like evil Russians tbh...Fuck goombas!
Also, what's your e-pen....Gamerscore?
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360 owns so much that everytime i see someone playing a ps3 i go butt rape them then i go sit in a corner and wait for another faggot and do it again
m8 i was playin my fukin soul calibras 4 on 360 on live an ill go nightmare and they're all like zomg slow character gonna kill him and im all like shit was so pro i have long range grapples and kill them then go sit in the corner and wait for another noob and do it again!NooBesT wrote:
That reminds me of L4D on my 360.Mutantsteak wrote:
Did you see the grafics on my 360? Dude its fucking awesome. beautiful scenery and shit if you are into that. i MEAN ITS ALL ABOUT THE KILLING MAN. N64 is like pansys and fucking flower games and shit Fucking zelda? who is that green elf fag i mean he shoots arrows at bird and im like YEAH FUCK GANON I HAVE A FUCKING LAZER then go sit in a corner and wait for another noob and do it again!Roger Lesboules wrote:
N64 > 360....Really!
what happens when i play l4d is that i'll be hunter and then climb on a roof and jump down from there on a survivor and he'll be all oh shit so pro pounce and im like FUCK YEAH HUNTER CAN JUMP LONG DISTANCES then go sit in a corner and wait for another noob and do it again!
Last edited by Flecco (2009-04-06 23:08:03)
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
360 > life
i was pleyin haylo 3 and 0w|\|3d this 3 yr old and teabagged him and then i went and sat in a corner and wait for another noob and do it again!
i was pleyin haylo 3 and 0w|\|3d this 3 yr old and teabagged him and then i went and sat in a corner and wait for another noob and do it again!
Xbox is good fun ....
Not like I cant live without it tho
Not like I cant live without it tho
I'm already marking this down as a nominee for Best Thread 2009
There have been funnier ones recently and then i went and sat in a corner and wait for another noob and do it again!
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
It is the greatest console. Only because it has great games on it. Otherwise its just a crappy computer with shitty cooling.Miggle wrote:
Over the past few weeks you may not have seen many posts from me, this is largely due to my being glued to my 360, playing gears 2.
The 360 is THE SHIT. Nobody can debate that. NO FUCKING BODY.
Discuss.
Epic fail is epic.NooBesT wrote:
WARNING! OLD JOKE INCOMING!
What do you do when you see XBOX 360?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Last edited by Ioan92 (2009-04-07 04:05:12)
It's ok. The games generally don't keep me occupied for very long. Crackdown was fantastic. Viva Pinata was very addicting. Burnout Paradise was very enjoyable, as was GTA 4.
Gears of War 1 and 2 though. By the time the campaign in each one was getting near the end I just wanted it to finish. They were so damn repetitive, clunky and slow. I also don't care for Halo.
Recently i've been enjoying Resi 5 co-op, and so the console has had a fair bit of use this past week or two.
Then there's the bad part. Paying for Live is just insane. nothankyou.jpg. It's just an easy way for MS to get more money. They don't need to charge for Live, Windows Live is proof of this. They charged there, people didn't pay, they made it free. On the 360 though, people are stupid enuogh to pay in the millions so MS keep the charge.
It's a good console, but has many drawbacks.
Gears of War 1 and 2 though. By the time the campaign in each one was getting near the end I just wanted it to finish. They were so damn repetitive, clunky and slow. I also don't care for Halo.
Recently i've been enjoying Resi 5 co-op, and so the console has had a fair bit of use this past week or two.
Then there's the bad part. Paying for Live is just insane. nothankyou.jpg. It's just an easy way for MS to get more money. They don't need to charge for Live, Windows Live is proof of this. They charged there, people didn't pay, they made it free. On the 360 though, people are stupid enuogh to pay in the millions so MS keep the charge.
It's a good console, but has many drawbacks.
Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
360 degrees is a circle ..you mean 180?NooBesT wrote:
WARNING! OLD JOKE INCOMING!
What do you do when you see XBOX 360?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Ioan92 wrote:
Epic fail is epic.NooBesT wrote:
WARNING! OLD JOKE INCOMING!
What do you do when you see XBOX 360?
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Did someone say something about a PS3?
inb4sergetakesyouseriously
This brings back a horrible memory... I remember this one time, a time not so long ago, in a bedroom not really all that far away... considering I'm sitting in it, my Dual Shock 2 controller got shattered after an... unforeseen event.
I refused to fix it as I knew my stubborn side would be like "Dude, you're such a pussy, you broke it and now you have to fix it up, you idiot, you could have just NOT broke it, is it worth it now, IS IT WORTH IT NOW?!".
As she was just lying there in pieces, a pathetic shadow of a controller, all of the others, her former comrades sitting on they're approtopriate place in my book shelf looking down as she begged for mercy, sniggering at her, the sound of Xbox 360 triggers clicking like hyenas in hysterical laughter, the cries of a thousand young mens reactions to hitting the Xbox guide button by accident while playing a game of CoD4, or during an intense shotgun battle in Gears of War (we all know that horrid cry of anguish)... or whatever laughing controllers would actually sound like if you happened to be on LSD.
I could practically hear her begging me as I slept that night "Richard, please.. it hurts, Richard help me, please God, the pain, why do you make me suffer like this, OH GOD THE PAIN...", I refused to acknowlegdge it as I lay there, pulling the blankets over my head, and everntually muffling all possible sound out with, God forbid I went this far, the Backstreet Boys.
But it wasn't enough to seal away my guilt, so I picked all her poor... insides up, chuckling especially childishly as I found one part that resembled a nipple, put them on the table and sat there intensely fixing her up, sweat dripping from my brow as I left the Goddamn heating on and was too lazy to open a window (you are now hearing Team America's "Montage").
After several long minutes, I decided "Fuck it" and chucked her in the bin, drank my sadness into a dark abyss, most likely my toilet... and laughed alongside my Hyena 360 controllers, singing the Lion King's "Be Prepared".
I refused to fix it as I knew my stubborn side would be like "Dude, you're such a pussy, you broke it and now you have to fix it up, you idiot, you could have just NOT broke it, is it worth it now, IS IT WORTH IT NOW?!".
As she was just lying there in pieces, a pathetic shadow of a controller, all of the others, her former comrades sitting on they're approtopriate place in my book shelf looking down as she begged for mercy, sniggering at her, the sound of Xbox 360 triggers clicking like hyenas in hysterical laughter, the cries of a thousand young mens reactions to hitting the Xbox guide button by accident while playing a game of CoD4, or during an intense shotgun battle in Gears of War (we all know that horrid cry of anguish)... or whatever laughing controllers would actually sound like if you happened to be on LSD.
I could practically hear her begging me as I slept that night "Richard, please.. it hurts, Richard help me, please God, the pain, why do you make me suffer like this, OH GOD THE PAIN...", I refused to acknowlegdge it as I lay there, pulling the blankets over my head, and everntually muffling all possible sound out with, God forbid I went this far, the Backstreet Boys.
But it wasn't enough to seal away my guilt, so I picked all her poor... insides up, chuckling especially childishly as I found one part that resembled a nipple, put them on the table and sat there intensely fixing her up, sweat dripping from my brow as I left the Goddamn heating on and was too lazy to open a window (you are now hearing Team America's "Montage").
After several long minutes, I decided "Fuck it" and chucked her in the bin, drank my sadness into a dark abyss, most likely my toilet... and laughed alongside my Hyena 360 controllers, singing the Lion King's "Be Prepared".
sigh
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Ah good times last night
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nearly everyone thought you were seriousMutantsteak wrote:
Ah good times last night
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Because quality is for faggots.
#rekt
Nobody forced you to buy one.Mint Sauce wrote:
Because quality is for faggots.
yah i kno as i was playin ninja gaiden 2 and my friend came to my place and he has ps3 and he was wtf is that shit and i told him that this game has FUCKING NINJAS IN FOR FUCKS SAKE and i threw a shuriken at him and he died then i go sit in a corner and wait for another noob and do it again!Flecco wrote:
m8 i was playin my fukin soul calibras 4 on 360 on live an ill go nightmare and they're all like zomg slow character gonna kill him and im all like shit was so pro i have long range grapples and kill them then go sit in the corner and wait for another noob and do it again!NooBesT wrote:
That reminds me of L4D on my 360.Mutantsteak wrote:
Did you see the grafics on my 360? Dude its fucking awesome. beautiful scenery and shit if you are into that. i MEAN ITS ALL ABOUT THE KILLING MAN. N64 is like pansys and fucking flower games and shit Fucking zelda? who is that green elf fag i mean he shoots arrows at bird and im like YEAH FUCK GANON I HAVE A FUCKING LAZER then go sit in a corner and wait for another noob and do it again!
what happens when i play l4d is that i'll be hunter and then climb on a roof and jump down from there on a survivor and he'll be all oh shit so pro pounce and im like FUCK YEAH HUNTER CAN JUMP LONG DISTANCES then go sit in a corner and wait for another noob and do it again!
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