How I hate thatHakei wrote:
Who hates it when you get up in the middle of the night, pull your pants down, lift your shirt up, and because you're not switched on, your shirt fabric slowly creeps in front of your line of piss and you eventually end up getting piss on your clothes.
Don't fucking lie, I know I'm not the only one who it's happened to.
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.