DICE today released details on a brand new Battlefield game!
Battlefield: CasualTM is a brand new game in the Battlefield franchise. Designed for maximum accessibility for all gamers, whether they have mental disorders, no hands or even down syndrome!
Say goodbye to all those troublesome mechanics of those other games!
Medics healing the other team, preventing you from winning? Don't worry - medics have been removed, and health now slowly regens instead!
Tanks giving you a hard time, annoyed you didnt think and choose the anti-tank class? No problems! The anti-tank class has also now been removed - all classes have a rocket launcher. This way you never have to make a tactical class decision ever again!
Drawn out firefights leaving you out of ammo? No, dont call out for the support class to throw you some ammo - they have been removed from the game! Instead, ammo is infinite! You never have to think about wasting ammo ever again.
One of the other exciting directions we are taking the series is one of less players per server. We know that you sometimes felt pretty insignificant in those massive 64 player servers. So we took it down to 24 people! Whats that, most CS:S servers have that many if not more players? And the major selling point of the Battlefield series was large scale vehicle battles? Well, I guess you are right...but the consoles cant handle that many players at once because they dont have dedicated servers and use shitty match making systems instead of server browsers!
You can see further details on this wonderful MTV GAMING BLOG, because now MTV can make shit gaming choices as well as shit music and television choices for you!
Just kidding. The next Battlefield game will be a military themed version of Bejeweled.
Battlefield: CasualTM is a brand new game in the Battlefield franchise. Designed for maximum accessibility for all gamers, whether they have mental disorders, no hands or even down syndrome!
Say goodbye to all those troublesome mechanics of those other games!
Medics healing the other team, preventing you from winning? Don't worry - medics have been removed, and health now slowly regens instead!
Tanks giving you a hard time, annoyed you didnt think and choose the anti-tank class? No problems! The anti-tank class has also now been removed - all classes have a rocket launcher. This way you never have to make a tactical class decision ever again!
Drawn out firefights leaving you out of ammo? No, dont call out for the support class to throw you some ammo - they have been removed from the game! Instead, ammo is infinite! You never have to think about wasting ammo ever again.
One of the other exciting directions we are taking the series is one of less players per server. We know that you sometimes felt pretty insignificant in those massive 64 player servers. So we took it down to 24 people! Whats that, most CS:S servers have that many if not more players? And the major selling point of the Battlefield series was large scale vehicle battles? Well, I guess you are right...but the consoles cant handle that many players at once because they dont have dedicated servers and use shitty match making systems instead of server browsers!
You can see further details on this wonderful MTV GAMING BLOG, because now MTV can make shit gaming choices as well as shit music and television choices for you!
Just kidding. The next Battlefield game will be a military themed version of Bejeweled.
