Do you wipe while standing up or down?
Last edited by Harmor (2009-03-03 17:59:25)
Poll
...while standing or sitting?
| Standing Up | 36% | 36% - 18 | ||||
| Sitting down | 46% | 46% - 23 | ||||
| Wipe? | 0% | 0% - 0 | ||||
| I like Cheese! | 18% | 18% - 9 | ||||
| Total: 50 | ||||||
sitting, every time
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
wtf?
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
I think I lean a little forward on the seat then wipe and look at it. So I guess I'm in between.
Last edited by KEN-JENNINGS (2009-03-03 18:25:44)
i shit standing up but wipe sitting down
I do in fact like Cheese
This.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I think I lean a little forward on the seat then wipe and look at it. So I guess I'm in between.
I like cheez
standing
I know fucking karate
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
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Sitting with a bit of leaning. If I stood my ass cheeks would be to closed to clean deep.
Last edited by Superior Mind (2009-03-03 18:30:53)
Sat down but if I can get hold of next doors Poodle stood up
Do you remember when you were 5 or so, your first year of school, when school wasn't actually about getting an education, and more of a place you went to every day to have fun and do nothing of any importance.
Do you also remember that sometimes, maybe once every week, you'd have a special hour when you were allowed to paint. During this hour, you'd go through various sheets of paper, each one as ugly as the last but obviously, you and your teacher both saw the level of skill in your painting. Now perhaps once a month you'd have a special painting session (how special is that?) and in this hour or so, you'd paint on one half of a sheet of paper, causing nothing but an ugly mess of different coloured paint, and at the end of your masterpiece, you'd flip the piece of paper on to itself and in doing so, make the clean white side of your page messy. After unfolding your masterpiece, you'd look down at your ugly mess of different coloured paint, however marvel at the fact that this new, equally as ugly mess of coloured paint was now symmetrical.
This 5 year old process of creating art, is indeed, exactly what you have achieved if you wipe your arse whilst standing up.
Do you also remember that sometimes, maybe once every week, you'd have a special hour when you were allowed to paint. During this hour, you'd go through various sheets of paper, each one as ugly as the last but obviously, you and your teacher both saw the level of skill in your painting. Now perhaps once a month you'd have a special painting session (how special is that?) and in this hour or so, you'd paint on one half of a sheet of paper, causing nothing but an ugly mess of different coloured paint, and at the end of your masterpiece, you'd flip the piece of paper on to itself and in doing so, make the clean white side of your page messy. After unfolding your masterpiece, you'd look down at your ugly mess of different coloured paint, however marvel at the fact that this new, equally as ugly mess of coloured paint was now symmetrical.
This 5 year old process of creating art, is indeed, exactly what you have achieved if you wipe your arse whilst standing up.
Why the hell would you wipe standing up? Now I finally understand how people drip shit all over the seat and the floor. All you shit-splattering standers should have to clean up after yourselves with your tongues.
thatMAGUIRE93 wrote:
This.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I think I lean a little forward on the seat then wipe and look at it. So I guess I'm in between.
Used to be standing, but then I grew up.
The hell ?
Did MacBeth put you up to this?
Did MacBeth put you up to this?
max wrote:
wtf?