winner.Hurricane2k9 wrote:
YOU REQUIRE MOAR VESPENE GAS
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
- The thunderstorm begins...
- Yo
- Time to rock and roll
- Come on
- Give 'er some gas, tiny!
- We will be generous
- Ive got a present for ya!
Plenty more, just cant think now.
- Yo
- Time to rock and roll
- Come on
- Give 'er some gas, tiny!
- We will be generous
- Ive got a present for ya!
Plenty more, just cant think now.
noice 
"And from that day forward when any bunch of animals are together in a one place it's called a zoo!
...
UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
...
UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Now for the all time worst.
"I am the coolest!" - Shadow the Hedgehog in Sonic Adventure 2.
"I am the coolest!" - Shadow the Hedgehog in Sonic Adventure 2.
Anything relating to Sonic that's past his Genesis days is horrible.Spidery_Yoda wrote:
Now for the all time worst.
"I am the coolest!" - Shadow the Hedgehog in Sonic Adventure 2.
Your ass is grass!
I got a bullet with your name on it!
I'm gonna shoot you in the face!
How do you like those apples?
I'm gonna paint his little red wagon!
-Farcry
Has anyone ever told you you have a.... you have a screw loose?
Noooo! I'm melting!
-Timesplitters 2
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART. ...SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISC. DISC NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISC COVER IS CLOSED. READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER. NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG. APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT. YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS. WAITING FOR PROCESSORS. "404 computer hamsters not found." THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT. BEEBLEBLIP! C run query identification C run insult generator C results: go away yeti-lip! CTRL ALT DEL!
-Super Paper Mario
(done in the horrible SAS accent)
No!
Starlight required now!
-BF2
I got a bullet with your name on it!
I'm gonna shoot you in the face!
How do you like those apples?
I'm gonna paint his little red wagon!
-Farcry
Has anyone ever told you you have a.... you have a screw loose?
Noooo! I'm melting!
-Timesplitters 2
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART. ...SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISC. DISC NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISC COVER IS CLOSED. READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER. NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG. APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT. YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS. WAITING FOR PROCESSORS. "404 computer hamsters not found." THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT. BEEBLEBLIP! C run query identification C run insult generator C results: go away yeti-lip! CTRL ALT DEL!
-Super Paper Mario
(done in the horrible SAS accent)
No!
Starlight required now!
-BF2
Poseidon wrote:
I can't be assed to list them all
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
Fix'dKptk92 wrote:
Gears of War 1FFLink13 wrote:
"Did you hear that?"
"It was just the wind."
"When was the last time the wind said "hostiles" to you?!"
Whoever guess this, wins.
I laughed so hard when I heard it.
"You look about the right height...too kiss my ass!"-marine in Halo 2
and a boatload from SC: CT. I chuckled a bit when I heard some of these
1.
Sam Fisher: Talk, but talk quietly.
Guard: I'll tell you anything. I'm the biggest coward you've ever met.
Sam Fisher: That's quite a claim.
Guard: I've already wet myself.
Sam Fisher: Well, then you've made the top ten. Where's Zherkezhi?
Guard: Somewhere at the far end. In the tea house maybe.
Sam Fisher: All right, I think it's time for you to take a nap now.
Guard: I'm such a coward. You should kill me anyway, I dont deserve to live.
Sam Fisher: You are pretty spineless, actually.
Guard: I'm so ashamed.
2.
Anna: The Maria Narcissa.
Sam Fisher: Sounds like your setting me up for another blind date.
Anna: The Maria Narcissa is a boat.
Sam Fisher: So was the last girl you set me up with.
Anna: Fisher!
Sam Fisher: Sorry.
3.
Sam Fisher: [after putting the exec. in a chokehold] Nice suit. Italian?
Displace Executive: Grrgghhh... yes! Andretti!
Sam Fisher: What?
Displace Executive: Andretti; famous designer: men's suits and tuxedos.
Sam Fisher: I'm not a tuxedo kind of guy.
Displace Executive: Grrrrgghhhh... are you a spy?
Sam Fisher: Yeah, the real kind, not the tuxedo kind. I'm the kind that makes you bleed all over your Andretti unless you give me information!
Displace Executive: Oh, God!
4.
Sam Fisher: [at a Japanese tea house, Sam has grabbed a guard from behind in a choke-hold] Bad news.
Guard: Agh! I knew it! I knew there were ninjas around here!
Sam Fisher: What?
Guard: Yeah, you've gotta be a ninja. How else could you sneak up and grab me like that?
Sam Fisher: Listen, I don't know what...
Guard: Wow! A real, live, ninja! I can't believe it!
Sam Fisher: Listen, I'm going to kill you if...
Guard: *Wow*! Killed by a ninja... cool!
"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes."
"WHO ARE YOU GUYS?"
We're Star Fox!
YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ANDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We're Star Fox!
YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ANDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
fixed.Kptk92 wrote:
Gears of War 1FFLink13 wrote:
"Did you hear that?"
"It was just the wind."
"When was the last time the wind said "hostiles" to you?!"
Whoever guess this, wins.
I laughed so hard when I heard it.
Edit: Someone else said it beore me.
Last edited by Dookie0119 (2009-02-07 01:11:27)
Seriously: "Prepare for Unforseen Consequences".
Most of my favourite quotes come from one game in particular:
Manny: I think we should team up. Be partners.
Dom: (mockingly) Oh, I would, but I could never be partners with someone who was so much more of a man than me.
Manny: Oh c'mon... I've seen your wife.
"You can't hide from the Grim Reaper, especially when he's got a gun." - M.C
Manny: [to the coroner, Membrillo] How do you do this job?
Membrillo: Without becoming jaded, you mean? The secret to my happiness, Manuel, is I have the heart of a twelve year old child. I keep it in a jar over here. Would you like to see it?
Most of my favourite quotes come from one game in particular:
Manny: I think we should team up. Be partners.
Dom: (mockingly) Oh, I would, but I could never be partners with someone who was so much more of a man than me.
Manny: Oh c'mon... I've seen your wife.
"You can't hide from the Grim Reaper, especially when he's got a gun." - M.C
Manny: [to the coroner, Membrillo] How do you do this job?
Membrillo: Without becoming jaded, you mean? The secret to my happiness, Manuel, is I have the heart of a twelve year old child. I keep it in a jar over here. Would you like to see it?
[Blinking eyes thing]
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i jizzed my pants when he said thatHurricane2k9 wrote:
Liberty Prime from Fallout 3:
"OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY PHOTONIC RESONANCE BARRIER. PROBABILITY OF MISSION HINDRANCE... ZERO PERCENT!!"
Anything Ryder says in San Andreas
"You want guarantees buy a toaster."
"I'm British you Muppet!"
"I'm British you Muppet!"
-Why don't you bother someone else with your incessant clicking?
WC3
WC3
Man I had that game memorized.Roc18 wrote:
"WHO ARE YOU GUYS?"
We're Star Fox!
YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ANDROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"You annoying little flies."
He said "annoying weird... It was like "Annnoing".
Loved that game.
I would actually say "use the boost to get through" an awful lot, now that I think back to the n64 days.
"While you were messing around in Leningrad, Imperial pigs were driving into the Motherland's tender nether regions" - general Krukov.
"Use bombs wisely!" XDTheAussieReaper wrote:
I would actually say "use the boost to get through" an awful lot, now that I think back to the n64 days.
I used to always think he said "Use bombs blastly" when I was young.
"You see a rock, completely uninteresting in this story."
Karma for a correct guess.
Karma for a correct guess.
Oh, and
"Oi, Suzie!"
"Oi, Suzie!"
Fallout 2 item description.Noobpatty wrote:
"You see a rock, completely uninteresting in this story."
Karma for a correct guess.
Thief 2 drunken guards...
And this:
And this:
Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2009-02-08 03:11:42)
"We're going to go in Deep and Hard"
"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious, and don't call me surely" -Call of Duty 4 Single Player
Spoiler (highlight to read):
But it's a quote from the movie comedy Airplane
"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious, and don't call me surely" -Call of Duty 4 Single Player
Spoiler (highlight to read):
But it's a quote from the movie comedy Airplane