Dookie0119
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I just saw a thread like this on the Bethesda forums.

If you could create your OWN vualt, and be the Overseer, what experiment would you make?

Mine:

Vault Name: Vualt 119

Aim: To see how Vault citizens react to having no technology at all.

Hypothesis: All citizens will go insane from having no technology. This includes computers etc.

Notes:
-All technology/electronics are shut down
-The Overseer can use as much technology as he wants

Method:
1) Get all citizens to go on their computers (or any other form of technology/electronics)
2) After 30 mins, shut down all electricity.
3) Lock everyones room door, so they will trapped in their own room with no technology, Mwuahahaha.
4) After 1 week, Unlock all doors. (still no electricity is running at this point)

Result: After all doors are unlocked, the psycopathic tech-hungry monsters came rushing out of their rooms and started fighting eachother for their beloved technology.

Last edited by Dookie0119 (2008-12-06 06:45:29)

Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6047|Catherine Black
You mean vault, amirite?
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aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
+241|6012|Roma

Sir Schmoopy wrote:

You mean vault, amirite?
lol
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Dookie0119
Member
+43|6037

Sir Schmoopy wrote:

You mean vault, amirite?
oops
Kez
Member
+778|5962|London, UK
I'd put every last survivor around the globe into the Vault, then nuke it
Jestar
Shifty's Home Number: 02 9662 8432
+373|7000

Mine:

Vault Name: Vault 1337

Aim: To see how Vault Citizens result to a controlled supply of drugs.

Hypothesis: War over drugs

Notes:
-Each citizen gets an unlimited usage of drugs for 1 week.

Method:
1) Give Citizen's unlimited Med-X, Buffout etc. until they are all addicted, for 1 week. This is down by locking them in their rooms.
2) After a week, stop the supply of drugs.
3) Unlock the rooms, and give an unlimited supply to just one person. See how others react

Result: The person with the drugs will be hunted by others determined to get the drugs, person will die. Wars will wages for drugs.
Cybargs
Moderated
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Mine:

Vault Name: Vault 117

Aim: To see how Vault Citizens result with 14 year old Asian girls and Cybargs

Hypothesis: 14 Year olds will get prego in a year

Notes:
- No form of Condoms or birth control

Method:
1) All rooms unlocked
2) Alcohol
3) Cybargs

Result: IDK
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unnamednewbie13
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Vault: 666
Aim: To see how Vault citizens react to imps and cyberdemons.
Hypothesis: All citizens will acquire shotguns and berserker packs.

Notes:
-Ammunition and weapons laced throughout the facility.
-Stimpacks placed in hard-to-get locations. Armor on ridiculous display platforms that requires people to jump over large crevices between pillars to reach.
-Various doors only unlockable via corresponding yellow, red and blue keycards.
-The way out of the vault leads to a hostile dimension.

Method:
-Experiment with clandestine teleportation technology and accidentally open a portal to hell.
-...

Result:
-Profit.

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Last edited by unnamednewbie13 (2008-12-07 01:26:27)

Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6727
Vault 1964

Aim: See what happens if half of the vault is exposed to radical left-wing propaganda and the other to right-wing propaganda of similar degree.

Method:
- Vault to be split in half for about 70 or so years (long enough for all original vault-dwellers to die or go senile or be completely assimilated into their habitat), then open the doors that join the two sides.
- Left side will have movies by made by Michael Moore, and musicz by The Grateful Dead as their primary forms of entertainments. Right side will have old tapes of The O'Riely Factor and musicz by Toby Keith.
- Niether side will be given any weapons, security will be administered by nonpartisan robots.
- Both sides will be given food with allot of fat to increase sedateness, to decrease chances of interactions involving physical conflict.

Results
Dookie0119
Member
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Vault Name: Vault 555

Aim: To see the reaction of aggressive violent citizens when they meet, peaceful, calm citizens.
Hypothesis: They won't get along well.

Notes:
-Make sure half of the vualt lives with, violent 18+ action films, video games, and heavy metal music. This carries on for 15 years.
-Make sure the other half lives with, calm, silent movies, play hello kitty 24/7 and listen to classical music. This also goes on for 15 years.

Method:

1) The Overseer has chosen half the citizens to go into the left wing of the vault
2) The Overseer has put the last half of citizens into the right wing of the vault
3) The left wing has an infinite supply of: Violent films + video games and heavy metal music
4) Also for the left wing, The heavy metal plays 24/7 non-stop, and the speakers and volume are controlled by the Overseer
5) The right wing, on the other end, has an infinite supply of: Calm black and white silent comedy films, and Classical music
6) Classical music, is also played 24/7 non-stop
7) Swap sides after 15 years

Result: After 15 years, the wing doors are unlocked. Both sides of the citizens meet eachother as if greeting a new race.
They start swapping wings. The left wing is now filled with the calm citizens. 1 Month in, and they cannot stand Heavy metal, the video games and movies start brainwashing them to kill eachother. The music is too much for them and they all start going insane.

The Violent citizens, brought up with violent movies, now have the right wing. After 1 hour, they literally get bored to death. They really cannot stand the boredom, and one by one, they die, the cause of death is unkown, all we know is that they were bored to death.

Last edited by Dookie0119 (2008-12-06 13:46:28)

unnamednewbie13
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^ insufficient sociological data

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