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My girlfriend problem: my GF is having abnormal behaviors and I think she is starting menopause, should I put her to sleep or is that only for animals? help asap!

Important Lesson for you young  pups:

Some times she tries entraps me by asking me name one female employee that I work with. After I name the first one, she claims I am infatuated with that particular female employee.

Never give you ex's name to your current GF, even if she ask. Again entrapment. My GF caught me off-guard on this one. She said, you (me) said so-so gives you (me) good head.  I agreed but thought back and said I never said that...my GF laughed and got the truth out of me.

crazy women...I can't love em but can't live w/o em halp!

12/f/taiwan wrote:

ok im kinda worryed here since my g/f got pregant and all she isnt been havein her period do u think the baby is drinkin the blood?? she 6 month pregant

yes.

12/f/taiwan wrote:

ok im kinda worryed here since my g/f got pregant and all she isnt been havein her period do u think the baby is drinkin the blood?? she 6 month pregant

Are you srs?

But anyways, the blood is the egg and uterus lining that gets pushed out every month, when you get prego, your body stops releasing eggs, and teh lining makes the uterus insides soft so the baby doesn't die.

You should be more worried if she IS having periods

"No woman no cry"

TheDonkey wrote:

12/f/taiwan wrote:

ok im kinda worryed here since my g/f got pregant and all she isnt been havein her period do u think the baby is drinkin the blood?? she 6 month pregant

Are you srs?

But anyways, the blood is the egg and uterus lining that gets pushed out every month, when you get prego, your body stops releasing eggs, and teh lining makes the uterus insides soft so the baby doesn't die.

You should be more worried if she IS having periods

Fish on.

I lack courage,

and the ability to speak Spanish which although unessecary would kinda be a good ice breaker with the girl I like as she can speak it fluently.

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I meet a girl
We say hey every once in a while
Idk what the fuck to say beyond that
This happens with every girl I have a crush on

I'm actually a complete fucking utter failure when it comes to women. I have a better chance at becoming the President of the US (note: I wasn't born in the US...) than getting a girlfriend or a date or getting laid. Yes, even a prostitute would probably turn me down.

Try and find common ground.
TV Shows, music, etc.

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I meet a girl
We say hey every once in a while
Idk what the fuck to say beyond that
This happens with every girl I have a crush on

I'm actually a complete fucking utter failure when it comes to women. I have a better chance at becoming the President of the US (note: I wasn't born in the US...) than getting a girlfriend or a date or getting laid. Yes, even a prostitute would probably turn me down.

If I can get laid, you can get laid.

True story.

BF2s's Q3 2008-Q3 2009 goal - Get Hurricane laid.

Poseidon wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I meet a girl
We say hey every once in a while
Idk what the fuck to say beyond that
This happens with every girl I have a crush on

I'm actually a complete fucking utter failure when it comes to women. I have a better chance at becoming the President of the US (note: I wasn't born in the US...) than getting a girlfriend or a date or getting laid. Yes, even a prostitute would probably turn me down.

If I can get laid, you can get laid.

True story.

BF2s's Q3 2008-Q3 2009 goal - Get Hurricane laid.

You evidently have more ability in talking to girls, and people in general than me

@TheDonkey, I'm 17 a senior in HS, never been kissed, never gone on a date, never had a date at dances etc. lol.

Last edited by Hurricane2k9 (2008-10-13 14:45:38)

Poseidon wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I meet a girl
We say hey every once in a while
Idk what the fuck to say beyond that
This happens with every girl I have a crush on

I'm actually a complete fucking utter failure when it comes to women. I have a better chance at becoming the President of the US (note: I wasn't born in the US...) than getting a girlfriend or a date or getting laid. Yes, even a prostitute would probably turn me down.

If I can get laid, you can get laid.

True story.

BF2s's Q3 2008-Q3 2009 goal - Get Hurricane laid.

hes had this sand in his vagina since i can remember.

i told you...be cooler than the other motherfuckers. if you arent, then act like it. find something that they are interested in that you know something about.
ask about the music they are into...who knows...maybe one of em will like the fucking internets.
ask about their interests.

come on...we have been over this.

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

I meet a girl
We say hey every once in a while
Idk what the fuck to say beyond that
This happens with every girl I have a crush on

I'm actually a complete fucking utter failure when it comes to women. I have a better chance at becoming the President of the US (note: I wasn't born in the US...) than getting a girlfriend or a date or getting laid. Yes, even a prostitute would probably turn me down.

If I can get laid, you can get laid.

True story.

BF2s's Q3 2008-Q3 2009 goal - Get Hurricane laid.

You evidently have more ability in talking to girls, and people in general than me

@TheDonkey, I'm 17 a senior in HS, never been kissed, never gone on a date, never had a date at dances etc. lol.

I (l) this thread

Now I don't feel liek a complete phail.

Parker wrote:

ok, my problem is that i was born in the wrong century.



as early as 200 years ago i could have dealt with my problems much more directly

Convert to Islam.

M.O.A.B wrote:

Hurricane2k9 wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

If I can get laid, you can get laid.

True story.

BF2s's Q3 2008-Q3 2009 goal - Get Hurricane laid.

You evidently have more ability in talking to girls, and people in general than me

@TheDonkey, I'm 17 a senior in HS, never been kissed, never gone on a date, never had a date at dances etc. lol.

Basically, you're a lot like me, though I'm 18. I'm very very shy around basically anyone and find it very hard to join groups because of often very different interests. Though I never got a girlfriend because I've seen loads of times that those who get girlfriends at younger ages often won't stay with that same girl, also, at my age, I haven't really got the money to do nice things a lot of times.

However, all I can say, and its what I'm doing now, is suck it up, don't take shit from anyone who tries to beat you down and go for it.

Fuck yeah.

4 months ago, I was down about being lonely... Depressed about myself, really.

Saw a pretty girl at a party though, made the effort to talk to her (even though there were loads people around, which was hard for me).

Stayed up all night talking to her, just doing all I possibly could to make her laugh and like me. Got her Email, asked her to my school's prom and left the next morning pretty happy about it all. Couldn't believe I had the guts to do all that shit.

Anyway, 4 months on (now) and I'm happy in the relationship with our 4 month "anniversary" tomorrow.

Basically, forget what you're like normally and fucking go for it.